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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, JAX
@pupespy.bsky.social
Official train aficionado and professional map looker

Big fan of jury nullification
Heyooooo a bitch got her graduate appointment upped to 50% FTE!!! We love stable income!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“I heard that Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Shania law and force men to get transgender surgery in the recently closed Claire’s. Man? I feel like a woman.” -me after I hit the pen for the 10th time in 5 mins
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I let the limoncello drive the evening and downloaded Grindr. Choices.
“Yeah I’ve got a double date tonight”

The double date in question:
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Yeah I’ve got a double date tonight”

The double date in question:
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Driving in Chicago in the rain is such an experience. How many lanes is this road? However many you think there should be. Is this a turn lane or opposing traffic? Who knows. All you need to know is don’t hit anyone or anything
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
When you hand your card to the cashier and it is coated in lube from wearing rubber the night before lol
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why do Chicago drivers INSIST on using their high beams 24/7
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hey mutuals,

I’ve outgrown my ODU onesies. They’re all smalls and I really need a medium these days

I feel stupid selling them so if we are friends and you want a onesie that I’m gonna replace, lemme know and I can give/ship them to you
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Another day another change in the Sky Club vape room
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Yo if you’re the snake furry I met at MIR that’s building his own 3D printed chainmail-esque scale suit thing please respond so I can follow your progress

I’m not sexually into this but I love cool shit so I need to follow
October 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
When dad is at work and I finish my exam early #abdl
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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awaiting programming 😵‍💫😵‍💫

#MIR29 @mirubber.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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real
October 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Getting grabbed by the antlers melts my brain 🫠

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October 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Starting off #BDF strong this week. I swear this was dry when I went to sleep 😵‍💫
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Warming up to improve my butthole saving throws

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October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@puppskyler.dog I got bad news bud. She ain’t there
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How I feel going through my life while trying to fail upward into a PhD program
October 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The 2025 chicago marathon winner ran 26.2 miles in 2 hours 2 mins in Chicago. That is an impressive feat in a car let alone on foot.
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Absolutely love that Chicagoans are chasing ICE around the city not the other way around lmao

There’s not gonna be a single pane of glass left in an ICE vehicle by the end of next week at this point lol
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
When class cancels you know what that means

Big edible and big pamp night
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I swear to fucking god if Apple doesn’t stop showing me Illinois Policy Institute articles lacking a basic understanding of monetary and fiscal policy

I’m gonna get a fucking PhD just so whenever anyone references one of their articles I can literally say “no I know more than them and can prove it”
October 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I really need to start organizing cuddle buddies for Wednesday nights

I have to be on campus from 9a-9p and by the end of it I just want someone to be little spoon and let me squeeze hard
September 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Taking @bondagelondon.bsky.social for a spin 🙃
September 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM