Ha jokes on you I’d never open the lid and see the controls

One time I ordered a burrito from there at 3am in the app and when I got there they were out of rice and beans so my burrito was like steak and nacho cheese and sour cream in a tortilla

Also confession I’ve definitely gotten a burrito at like 6am because dad got up to go to work and I was hungry

One time I went to the boystown Taco Bell in rubber during market days. Mistakes were made and we were stuck in that hellscape for an hour as we slowly sobered up waiting for the salvation of a chicken quesadilla

I’m sorry I’m not sure how we got here but I’m ok with where we ended

Oh hey neighbor 👀

No I was busy taking one of the 7 naps I took that weekend on the couch (not that you were there to know that 🐷 🪢)

Really rude that that’s never been in my butt even though I’ve known you and we’ve been having sex for half a decade

Canon Chicago event right there

Damn I left the bar too early

Holy shit you are fucking gorgeous in that like gotdam literal siren shit

No literally our governor is a billionaire who tried to amend the constitution to give IL a marginalized income tax that would’ve increased his own tax burden

Yeah like CA, NY, and IL couldn’t have such high taxes if high income people didn’t approve because there’s so many here. To qualify for Sec 8 rental assistance in Cook County you need to make <80% area median income, which is about $65,000 here

So some insight from someone in a large, blue, wealthy city: Lots of high income liberals and leftists are willing to pay higher taxes. Part of the reason Mamdani swept so hard is because even wealthy areas in Manhattan voted for him. These people just don’t usually vote tbh, which is a dif issue

We sure as hell know I’m not peeing in there so what do you call it

Well, I’m working on another one on the plane rn if you want to investigate snoot first