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TheShinyGuy
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28 | he/him | Detroit | Like a pokemon, but kinkier!
Who's idea was "international male chastity day"? Is there a governing body? A committee? Is January 14th significant somehow?

I'm willing to bet some horny dom that wanted to see more pics of caged subs just made it up, and I want to buy that guy a drink tbh. Excellent idea
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
This is essentially how I rang in the new year 🤖🖤
Nothing better to get you into the new year spirit than to endlessly torment a strapped guy's dick ✨
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Me two months ago: "A two and a half week multi-leg trip to see my family for Christmas and then ring in the new year with kinky friends sounds fun!"

Me the night before leaving: "Packing a suitcase sounds exhausting"
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Expecting more, but top 4 I already have in my possession:
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
✨ Manifesting a rubber bf in 2026 ✨
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Had @kevsterx.bsky.social over recently and put him in rubber for the first time... something tells me it won't be his last 🍆👀
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Suspension always gets me stupid horny and drone-y 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

This was such a great time! @gearmedic.bsky.social doesn't disappoint, and neither does @puptroy.bsky.social 🥵
Give me that load, drone. @theshinyguy.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
All of my friends want to either ruin my orgasms or keep going so hard I regret cumming 😭
Don’t stop. I hear he loves it when you keep stroking after cumming
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Fun visit from the insanely sexy @theshinyguy.bsky.social!

Poor shiny hasn’t cum in 4 days… Edged and brutally ruined by a casually hooded @pupzuki.bsky.social

Full body rubber, surrounded by the full body suspension suit, suspended virtually, and hooked up the popper machine…

What a shot!!!
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The best chill Saturday afternoons involve several dozen pounds of leather and chains to maintain the relaxed atmosphere. That and @pupzuki.bsky.social indulging his love of cum 💦

📸 & ⛓️: @swkinkyswitch.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Cupcakke could write any song on The Life of a Showgirl but Taylor Swift could never begin to write One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I have this really neat habit where I make wall-to-wall insane kinky travel plans and then realize I'm actually ✨exhausted✨ right about when I have to start packing.

Anyway, this year's MIR will be brought to you by Red Bull. Can't wait to see y'all shiny creatures!
October 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Not even locked and for some reason I'm too horny to function 😵‍💫
October 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Firmware updates successfully completed for @theshinyguy.bsky.social @rbrpupspark.bsky.social at GearBlast:US.
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Crossed an ocean, found a 'bou

🦌: @yupcake.is
September 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I know Folsom EU is much, much too big and decentralized of an event to have any hope of meeting everyone, but the number of times in the last week I've seen a post and thought "damn you were there too and I didn't see you?" is much too high. Guess I've gotta go back 😊
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My Folsom spotting guide is the same as it is for every other event: "Look for black and blue in a hat"

Can't wait to see all you beautiful perverts in Berlin!
August 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Furthest I've been:

N: Flåm, NO
E: Dubai, AE (well, no trace of Shiny went there, just *tax name*)
S: Cape of Good Hope, ZA
W: Shanghai, CN

One day I want to make it to Perth just for the novelty of having been as far from home as I can practically get 🤓
Furthest I've been:

N: Berlin, Germany
E: Tokyo, Japan
S: San Juan, Puerto Rico
W: Honolulu, Hawaii
Furthest I’ve been:

N: Iceland
E: Prague, Czechia
S: São Paulo, Brazil
W: Denver, CO
August 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We made the rainbow backwards so I guess I'm ynihS for the month 🤷
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
He seemed to like it when I squeezed his butt every time I walked past 😊
A highlight of my IML weekend: getting lead around the Gearblast party in droolhound. 🤤 also with beer. 👀

⛓️‍💥 @storagegimppig.bsky.social
📸 @theshinyguy.bsky.social
May 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
After finishing Andor, I don't think I've ever related to a character more than "slightly anxious robot" 🖤
May 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm a guy and I'm shiny 🤷
Explain your @

Sometimes I’m a horse. Notos is one of the Greek Anemoi; Gods of the various wind directions. Boreas (North), Zephyrus (West), Notos (South) and Eurus (East). They occasionally took the physical form of horses to pull Zeus’s chariot across the sky.

Why pick that? IDK, sounded cool.
Explain your @

Often when I introduce myself the conversation goes:
me: "I'm Cake"
them: "cake? like [the food / your ass / ???]"
me: "yup, cake"
May 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you see this, repost a robot 🤖
May 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Realized I never posted anything on this profile from the time @theshinyguy.bsky.social visited @pupzipper.bsky.social ( 📸 ) and me.

Which is a travesty because we had far too much fun not to share 😈
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM