The Secret Hotelier
@thesecrethotelier.bsky.social
Hotel industry lifer. CHA, CHAM, CHV, CRME, PMP and other stuff. Name it and I’ve done it. I write about the industry at secrethotelierblog.wordpress.com when not at work. Banned on X for listing song titles. Five Star Diamond Platinum Profanity Champion.
Tri tip with chimichurri is elite tier.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Tri tip with chimichurri is elite tier.
An absolute banger of a record.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
An absolute banger of a record.
They’re all complicit and guilty as hell.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
They’re all complicit and guilty as hell.
Sounds like they’re all guilty. This is effectively a confession.
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sounds like they’re all guilty. This is effectively a confession.
Two Russian stooges on a podcast is all I see there. Vlads simps.
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Two Russian stooges on a podcast is all I see there. Vlads simps.
The guy who bankrupted casinos giving economic speeches seems like a choice. Why any bank ever loaned him more than bus fare is a complete mystery.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The guy who bankrupted casinos giving economic speeches seems like a choice. Why any bank ever loaned him more than bus fare is a complete mystery.
Silicon Valley is devoid of people with any interpersonal skills (and most are a LOT dumber than you think). It’s the Petri dish of the modern day incels.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Silicon Valley is devoid of people with any interpersonal skills (and most are a LOT dumber than you think). It’s the Petri dish of the modern day incels.
When I work from my home office I’ll wear golf shorts and a polo shirt (so if I’m on a video call I look professional), and suit up for in person/owner/REIT/client meetings. It’s not that hard. JF has made slobcore a thing.
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When I work from my home office I’ll wear golf shorts and a polo shirt (so if I’m on a video call I look professional), and suit up for in person/owner/REIT/client meetings. It’s not that hard. JF has made slobcore a thing.
The asshole who doesn’t drink coffee but instead mainlines diet cokes can’t fathom how pissed off coffee drinkers are.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The asshole who doesn’t drink coffee but instead mainlines diet cokes can’t fathom how pissed off coffee drinkers are.
Ramen or pho…it’s all about the broth. It’s a soup. A hearty soup but still a soup. Now I want a bowl of pho with some hot chiles because if it’s making you sweat, then it’s really good.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ramen or pho…it’s all about the broth. It’s a soup. A hearty soup but still a soup. Now I want a bowl of pho with some hot chiles because if it’s making you sweat, then it’s really good.
I’m sure the people who will lose their healthcare and SNAP will be delighted to hear stories about Arnold Palmer’s wiener.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m sure the people who will lose their healthcare and SNAP will be delighted to hear stories about Arnold Palmer’s wiener.
Shareholders should storm the bastille over this performance on top of giving Ketamine Karen a trillion dollar compensation package
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Shareholders should storm the bastille over this performance on top of giving Ketamine Karen a trillion dollar compensation package
You’re a good egg, Governor
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You’re a good egg, Governor
3/ Marriott needs to be better. They’ve spent the last decade plus making acquisition deals that have done nothing positive for guests. I hope they go back to being a titan of hospitality, service and doing things the right way. We all benefit from the bar being moved up.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
3/ Marriott needs to be better. They’ve spent the last decade plus making acquisition deals that have done nothing positive for guests. I hope they go back to being a titan of hospitality, service and doing things the right way. We all benefit from the bar being moved up.
2/ You reach out to guests and help them make alternative arrangements. Yes, it’s hard, unpleasant and you’re going to have to deal with upset people. Welcome to the hotel industry.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
2/ You reach out to guests and help them make alternative arrangements. Yes, it’s hard, unpleasant and you’re going to have to deal with upset people. Welcome to the hotel industry.
Invest in infrastructure (all forms where it works best), get renewable energy, achieve long term wins
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Invest in infrastructure (all forms where it works best), get renewable energy, achieve long term wins
It’s almost like you should never trust any of them to ever be people of their word
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s almost like you should never trust any of them to ever be people of their word
I left my special gavel at home! Or this.
a man in a police uniform says sorry folks park 's closed the moose out front should ve told ya
ALT: a man in a police uniform says sorry folks park 's closed the moose out front should ve told ya
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November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I left my special gavel at home! Or this.
Don’t worry, they also have their taxpayer funded pensions.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Don’t worry, they also have their taxpayer funded pensions.
Best use of coffee or hot cocoa in a dramatic moment should be a category.
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Best use of coffee or hot cocoa in a dramatic moment should be a category.