SCOTUS
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SCOTUS
@thescotus.bsky.social
Interests: sociology, six flags magic mountain, memorizing all 50 states(sooon <3), Lizzo (before she got skinny), SUSHIIIIII
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June 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
BREAKING SCOTUS DECISION: After 25 years of fierce deliberation, the court has come to a unanimous decision. AL
GORE HAS RECEIVED 270 ELECTORAL VOTES AND WILL BE SWORN IN AS THE 48TH PRESIDENT ON APRIL 20TH!!! CONGRATS PRESIDENT GORE!!
March 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
BREAKING SCOTUS CONFIRMATION: Please congratulate the confirmation of our newest judge, replacing justice Clara Thomas, RYAN SEACREST!
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This is quite literally propaganda. If you are curious about research you can read the study. Check if the control and experimental groups were chosen ethically, read the methods, deduce their conclusions. Do not let yourself be fooled by harmful dogma justifying cuts to important medical research.
March 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
BREAKING SCOTUS SHOUTOUT: We like alllllll miss Angela Merkel
March 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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all of human knowledge at my fingertips
March 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
BREAKING SCOTUS OPINION: We’re amending policy so that once again the runner up becomes vice president. Congrats VP Harris and President Trump!!!
March 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I'm sorry for raining on this parade, but the "transgender mice" talking point is bullshit, but not because someone mistook "transgenic" for "transgender."

The blog post that kicked it off (from a partisan bullshit website) listed a number of papers testing the effects of sex hormones on animals.
March 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Oh my gosh, Vancouver
March 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
BREAKING SCOTUS OP ED:
Dumbledore: “Hogwarts and the ministry stand with Ukraine. We pledge 23 of our best aurors and our full troll arsenal”
March 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
BREAKING SCOTUS OPINION: We kinda all wanna suck, fuck, and rub on Senator Jon Ossoff…😜
March 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Of course the Democrats will be going to Houston to find and interview voters who were laid off , to ask them what their expectations of the new administration were and how they feel they are doing at the moment. And posting here and everywhere. Right ?
On Fox Business this morning, Chevron Chair and CEO Mike Wirth discusses all of the records that the company has broken last year.

"Record" production, record distributions to shareholders, etc...

Yet they're laying off 15%-20% of their workforce.

Vile.
February 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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New, longer and stronger statement from Gov. Kathy Hochul on the lawsuit filed against her and other NY leaders over the Green Light Law. "There's no way I'm letting federal agents, or Elon Musk's shadowy DOGE operation, get unfettered access to the personal data of any New Yorker in the DMV system"
February 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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idk about this rfk jr guy if im honest
January 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Somewhere deep in the bowels of the Pentagon an exasperated general bangs a table with his fist and says to his assembled co-conspirators "Damn it, 500 extremely detailed plans on how to remove a President who has gone insane but every single one of them requires the President to be a socialist"
February 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
BREAKING SCOTUS Opinion: “As long as we’re fucking on queer people can we kill all the ailment girls too???”-Chief Justice Roberts
February 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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It’s happening!!!
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February 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
BREAKING: SCOTUS RULES KAMALA WOULD’VE WON!!!! But she’s British…#disqualified
February 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
And shoutout being a meaningless puppet, with a life that will end; And afterwards, have meant nothing, in fact meaning only harm and disappointment for others. I thought the one shared human desire was lifelong and post-life positive clout, but I guess not. Reminder to listen to the writers!
Susan Collins, who can be counted on for saying she's "very disappointed," says she will vote for Tulsi Gabbard.
February 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
BREAKING: SCOTUS EXCLUSIVE:
February 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
BREAKING: SCOTUS opinion: Tulsi Gabbard is shadyyyyy and hopeful the next volcano catches her! #freehawaii
February 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM