Scooter Boy
@thescooterboy.bsky.social
My therapist told me if there's a zombie apocalypse she wants me on her side. Weird compliment, but I'll totally take it. Devout Baltimoron. One Mathematicious Mother Fucker ©️ He / him.
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omg they've got me reposting George F Will
George Will: "Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement. ... The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself" www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | A sickening moral slum of an administration
Regarding Venezuela, Ukraine and much more, Trump and his acolytes are worse than simply incompetent.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
omg they've got me reposting George F Will
Took longer than it should have.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Took longer than it should have.
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Sadly relevant today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sadly relevant today.
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The alt text is the icing on the cake 🧁
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The alt text is the icing on the cake 🧁
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MAGA ⬇️
“JESUS was a radical, nonviolent revolutionary…wasn’t American & never spoke English; was anti-wealth/death penalty/public prayer; was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion…never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest…was a…brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing…Middle Eastern Jew.”
“JESUS was a radical, nonviolent revolutionary…wasn’t American & never spoke English; was anti-wealth/death penalty/public prayer; was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion…never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest…was a…brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing…Middle Eastern Jew.”
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
MAGA ⬇️
“JESUS was a radical, nonviolent revolutionary…wasn’t American & never spoke English; was anti-wealth/death penalty/public prayer; was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion…never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest…was a…brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing…Middle Eastern Jew.”
“JESUS was a radical, nonviolent revolutionary…wasn’t American & never spoke English; was anti-wealth/death penalty/public prayer; was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion…never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest…was a…brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing…Middle Eastern Jew.”
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
At the best old school arcade in Maryland!
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
At the best old school arcade in Maryland!
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November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This one surprised me -
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The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
The turkey is in the cooker!
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The turkey is in the cooker!
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November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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THE TURKEYS ARE HITTING THE GROUND LIKE SACKS OF WET CEMENT!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
THE TURKEYS ARE HITTING THE GROUND LIKE SACKS OF WET CEMENT!!
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Goddamn, I love egg nog ice cream.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Goddamn, I love egg nog ice cream.
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
I was going to make a joke but I don’t want to give hints.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I was going to make a joke but I don’t want to give hints.
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Rave Pope?
[nods] Rave Pope.
[nods] Rave Pope.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Rave Pope?
[nods] Rave Pope.
[nods] Rave Pope.
Check engine light came on. Ordered OBD2 scanner, scanned the car, and the gas cap was loose. Hurray for easy fixes!
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Check engine light came on. Ordered OBD2 scanner, scanned the car, and the gas cap was loose. Hurray for easy fixes!
8:45am and I’ve already done all the grocery shopping for next week, including Thanksgiving.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
8:45am and I’ve already done all the grocery shopping for next week, including Thanksgiving.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Grover just made me cry a little. #SesameStreet #BeKindToYourself
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Grover just made me cry a little. #SesameStreet #BeKindToYourself