Diary Of A Madman
@thesatanyouknow.bsky.social
Same as Twitter only way worse. Welcome to the Occupation.
Describe 1982 in one pic. I'll start:
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Describe 1982 in one pic. I'll start:
It's my birthday and I'll drink Scotch at 8am if I want to...
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's my birthday and I'll drink Scotch at 8am if I want to...
Can someone point me to the nearest drug dealer and/or exorcist?
Today does not feel right.
Today does not feel right.
October 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Can someone point me to the nearest drug dealer and/or exorcist?
Today does not feel right.
Today does not feel right.
@dollyvol.bsky.social Hope all is well. Sending you good vibes and panda sends flowers. Happy Halloween and, uh...
Go Vols.
Go Vols.
a raccoon wearing a wreath of pink and white flowers on its neck
Alt: a raccoon wearing a wreath of pink and white flowers on its neck
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October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
@dollyvol.bsky.social Hope all is well. Sending you good vibes and panda sends flowers. Happy Halloween and, uh...
Go Vols.
Go Vols.
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
56yo and STILL having to punch out idiots with big mouths.
New neighbor came for a drink with his Trump 2024 hat on.
He FA and then he FO.
Another one bites the dust #trumpslayer
New neighbor came for a drink with his Trump 2024 hat on.
He FA and then he FO.
Another one bites the dust #trumpslayer
August 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
56yo and STILL having to punch out idiots with big mouths.
New neighbor came for a drink with his Trump 2024 hat on.
He FA and then he FO.
Another one bites the dust #trumpslayer
New neighbor came for a drink with his Trump 2024 hat on.
He FA and then he FO.
Another one bites the dust #trumpslayer
Never get in a vehicle that has ties to Vince Neil.
February 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Never get in a vehicle that has ties to Vince Neil.
Everybody talkin' about 'resist' when we all know Americans won't even give up eggs for a month to reduce the price.
Americans don't resist. They just want results without work.
Americans don't resist. They just want results without work.
February 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Everybody talkin' about 'resist' when we all know Americans won't even give up eggs for a month to reduce the price.
Americans don't resist. They just want results without work.
Americans don't resist. They just want results without work.
The ignorance of any extremists will always show their true colors.
February 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The ignorance of any extremists will always show their true colors.
I haven't bought eggs in years. Just eliminated them because I wanted to.
If you can't give up eggs for a month so the industry would have to lower prices, which they would, then you're the problem.
Humans do not need eggs to survive. Resist.
#nodemandequalslowersprices
If you can't give up eggs for a month so the industry would have to lower prices, which they would, then you're the problem.
Humans do not need eggs to survive. Resist.
#nodemandequalslowersprices
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I haven't bought eggs in years. Just eliminated them because I wanted to.
If you can't give up eggs for a month so the industry would have to lower prices, which they would, then you're the problem.
Humans do not need eggs to survive. Resist.
#nodemandequalslowersprices
If you can't give up eggs for a month so the industry would have to lower prices, which they would, then you're the problem.
Humans do not need eggs to survive. Resist.
#nodemandequalslowersprices
Right now, if you told me Prince was a CIA plant, always was, and died because of it, I wouldn't even be shocked.
January 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Right now, if you told me Prince was a CIA plant, always was, and died because of it, I wouldn't even be shocked.
Stop crying. My parents beat the shit out of me and they were right to do so. I would be classified as ADHD in this bullshit day and age but they beat it out of me. Turned into straight A's and a college diploma.
Poor Me is a bad look for a 'supposed' teacher. I piss on your weakness.
Poor Me is a bad look for a 'supposed' teacher. I piss on your weakness.
This is the kind of ignorant “Spare the rod” shit I had to put up with growing up. I was beaten at home and school… I was ADHD and nobody believed it was a real thing… the early 70s sucked and that’s right were these worthless, ignorant, assholes what to take us.
Hit my kids and I'll hit back.
January 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Stop crying. My parents beat the shit out of me and they were right to do so. I would be classified as ADHD in this bullshit day and age but they beat it out of me. Turned into straight A's and a college diploma.
Poor Me is a bad look for a 'supposed' teacher. I piss on your weakness.
Poor Me is a bad look for a 'supposed' teacher. I piss on your weakness.
You want lower egg prices? Easy. Stop buying them. Tell everyone you can to stop buying them. Watch the prices drop.
You don't need eggs. You want eggs. Resist.
You don't need eggs. You want eggs. Resist.
January 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You want lower egg prices? Easy. Stop buying them. Tell everyone you can to stop buying them. Watch the prices drop.
You don't need eggs. You want eggs. Resist.
You don't need eggs. You want eggs. Resist.
Pay attention, people. If they'll kill the President, they don't give a fuck about you.
January 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Pay attention, people. If they'll kill the President, they don't give a fuck about you.
#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor sticking up for God and plants of all races.
January 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor sticking up for God and plants of all races.
#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor when the Aliens finally reveal themselves.
January 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor when the Aliens finally reveal themselves.
#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor believing in two opposites at once.
January 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor believing in two opposites at once.
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Lyric Parody #37:
"Slime keeps on drippin', drippin', drippin', into my suture..."🎶
Pharmacist: I only accept cash.
"Slime keeps on drippin', drippin', drippin', into my suture..."🎶
Pharmacist: I only accept cash.
January 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Lyric Parody #37:
"Slime keeps on drippin', drippin', drippin', into my suture..."🎶
Pharmacist: I only accept cash.
"Slime keeps on drippin', drippin', drippin', into my suture..."🎶
Pharmacist: I only accept cash.
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FRIEND: I just won two tickets to that French 24 hour car race.
ME: You could say that life gave you Le Mans lol
HIM: Omg why are you like this.
ME: You could say that life gave you Le Mans lol
HIM: Omg why are you like this.
January 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
FRIEND: I just won two tickets to that French 24 hour car race.
ME: You could say that life gave you Le Mans lol
HIM: Omg why are you like this.
ME: You could say that life gave you Le Mans lol
HIM: Omg why are you like this.
I would think the amount of history professors having 'accidents' is about to go up.
January 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I would think the amount of history professors having 'accidents' is about to go up.
ATC reports 'no contact with the Blackhawk' before it ran right into the plane's path.
Sounds like a drone copter to me.
Someone had better ask some very hard questions about this one. This stinks like Lockerbie.
This cannot be washed away as 'just an accident.'
Sounds like a drone copter to me.
Someone had better ask some very hard questions about this one. This stinks like Lockerbie.
This cannot be washed away as 'just an accident.'
January 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
ATC reports 'no contact with the Blackhawk' before it ran right into the plane's path.
Sounds like a drone copter to me.
Someone had better ask some very hard questions about this one. This stinks like Lockerbie.
This cannot be washed away as 'just an accident.'
Sounds like a drone copter to me.
Someone had better ask some very hard questions about this one. This stinks like Lockerbie.
This cannot be washed away as 'just an accident.'
Reposted by Diary Of A Madman
when i was just a baby, my momma told me son
always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns
but i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns
but i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
January 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
when i was just a baby, my momma told me son
always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns
but i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns
but i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
What will make this fascism all worthwhile will be when the ones who voted for Trump realize that he's coming after them, too.
He will, eventually. Hitler killed his own people. So did Stalin. Only an ignorant redneck Trumper would think they're safe from megalomania.
He will, eventually. Hitler killed his own people. So did Stalin. Only an ignorant redneck Trumper would think they're safe from megalomania.
January 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What will make this fascism all worthwhile will be when the ones who voted for Trump realize that he's coming after them, too.
He will, eventually. Hitler killed his own people. So did Stalin. Only an ignorant redneck Trumper would think they're safe from megalomania.
He will, eventually. Hitler killed his own people. So did Stalin. Only an ignorant redneck Trumper would think they're safe from megalomania.
Welcome to another day in Bizarro America. Everything you thought you believed about this country is now opposite.
Run for your life.
Run for your life.
January 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Welcome to another day in Bizarro America. Everything you thought you believed about this country is now opposite.
Run for your life.
Run for your life.