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Sara
@thesarcastictypo.bsky.social
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“Is the nature of what’s real in how it starts or how it feels? So if the past can’t be revealed, perhaps what matters is belief?”

Weird/nerdy/obnoxious feminist & TTRPG enthusiast who loves writing & cats, of course, can’t forget the cats. She/her.
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The last cat who participated in The Day of Three Breakfasts (likely one of the ringleaders, in fact) passed yesterday, meaning it really is officially legend now, so I figured I would share the tale in her memory.

I miss you, Ava, you brilliant, beautiful little shit. <3
A fluffy, white and multi-colored cat sitting on an empty bookshelf, looking up and to the right, as if contemplating her next mischievous plot.
September 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Okay, that’s it, I’m the Joker now.

MODERN LEFTISM DOESN’T CATER TO WHITE MEN ENOUGH are you fucking kidding me.

I hope he picks you, sis.
Screenshot of part of an absolutely fucking brain dead Reddit comment: “It's one of the biggest issues with modern leftism (and I say this as a democratic socialist). It doesn't speak to men at all, especially white men. If, whenever men talk”
June 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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New glasses! I love them.
Mid-30s white lady with dirty blonde hair wearing light purple-clear cat eye shaped glasses and a black t-shirt with a dragon on it in the bi pride flag colors Mid-30s white lady with dirty blonde hair wearing deep berry purple cat eye shaped glasses and a black t-shirt with a dragon on it in the bi pride flag colors
May 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I have a Traveler’s notebook (passport size) that I use as a combo bullet journal/wallet, I really like it. I think the fact that I can change it around keeps me from getting bored with it, lol.

I love the Sarasa grand gel vintage colors. Cassis Black, Bordeaux Purple, & Blue Black are my faves!
A passport size traveler’s notebook open to unlined pages, labeled 16 & 17 in the lower left and right corners, with examples of ten of the Sarasa grand gel vintage colors: Dark Grey, Blue Black, Cassis Black, Bordeaux Purple, Red Black, Green Black, Blue Grey, Sepia Black, Camel Yellow, and Matte Black. This is in fact a completely normal thing to just have a picture of in one’s camera roll, and actually it’s weird that you don’t tbh.
April 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I present one of the very best pictures of my cat ever to exist, which I have titled “shut up he totally fits”:
A large white and orange cat snoozing on a light blue grey cat tree. He is awkwardly squeezed into the little cave portion of the tree, his entire back leg and tail hanging out, but appears to give absolutely no fucks about this.
April 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Knickolas Finch says hello!
A fluffy white and orange cat lying on a light blue bath pillow on top of a cabinet, one of his paws outstretched as he flexes the beans.
February 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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My husband and I recently discovered he’s at a distinct disadvantage when it comes to the game Battleships.

See, his brain is organized and naturally gravitates toward symmetry, whereas I… do not have this problem.

I highly enjoyed laughingly explaining my strategy after I completely smoked him.
Screenshot of the ‘board’ for the game ‘Sea Battle’ which is just a non-trademarked version of Battleships you can play via Game Pigeon between iPhones, using iMessage. It shows a 10x10 grid with ‘sunk’ ships that are placed in an unintentionally symmetrical manner and the words “you lost!” in the center. Screenshot of the ‘board’ for the game ‘Sea Battle’ which is just a non-trademarked version of Battleships you can play via Game Pigeon between iPhones, using iMessage. It shows a 10x10 grid with ships arranged haphazardly, concentrated somewhat on the upper right quadrant with a few scattered along the edges of the board. Only 3 of the 10 ships are ‘sunk’. In the middle of the board are words saying “play again”.
February 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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(hours later)
HIM: …mistakes have been made.
ME: (laughing forever)
HIM: …
ME: (laughing forever and ever)
HIM: …
ME: Show me the tiny plane!
HIM: …
HIM: (sends picture)
HIM: …I think it’ll be fun.
A white remote-controlled plane, about 3ft long, with blue propellers and detailing (G-KEMY printed on the side) sitting on top of a red 1984 Firebird in a garage
January 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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THIS WAS NOT A QUESTION. IT WAS NOT REMOTELY VAGUE OR UNCERTAIN.

HE LITERALLY SAID HE WOULD DO THIS *MULTIPLE TIMES*

What in the actual fuck are we doing.
Screenshot of a section from an NBC news article that says, “A question that loomed over Trump’s 2024 campaign was whether he’d use presidential powers for retribution against his perceived political foes. For some, the answer has arrived.”
January 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Fluffy white and orange (mostly white) cat named Knickolas Finch who has carefully squished himself, laying mostly on his back, between me and my husband on our bed. One of his back paws is facing the camera so that you can see his adorable pink little beans.
November 5, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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What’s that, Missouri? Suddenly we care about leaving this decision to the people? That’s weird, sure seemed like you tried everything you could not to let it on the ballot in November… (missouriindependent.com/2024/09/25/a...)

Just a misunderstanding, I’m sure.
From the complaint against the FDA filed by 3 Republican AGs in anti-abortion states, of which Missouri is one: 552. Few issues are as important, difficult, and controversial as abortion. The Constitution thus leaves the task of regulating and restricting abortion to "the people and their elected representatives." Dobbs, 142 S. Ct. at 2284. Yet the FDA's actions by design and in practice rob from the people in the Plaintiff States important decisions on this vital issue.
October 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Hahaha. This sorta feels like the political debate prep equivalent of getting a professional NBA player to coach you for your next pickup basketball game.
Screenshot of an article with a picture of Tim Walz and the headline “Tim Walz prepares for JD Vance debate with Pete Buttigieg as stand-in” which kind of feels mean until you remember that Vance is the worst
September 20, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Whoever approved this display photo has never met a cat in their entire life.
Cramlington 44.9 inch cat tree on Wayfair, a display photo that has the cat tree in question being used by cats while also being used as a shelf for decorations like A CERAMIC VASE and FRAMED ART, something that no cat owner has ever done in their lives wtf
September 12, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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He’s lucky he’s cute.
Marble tabby cat named Toast doing the classic Cat Nip Roll on the floor. It’s not obvious from this photo but he is a criminal.
May 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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reskeet with a banger picture of your cat
Knickolas Finch, a white and orange cat (mostly white) on light grey couch, sitting back on his two back legs with his two front paws primly in front of him. He has on an orange bowtie and is extremely fancy.
April 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
Mid-30s white lady in a black V-neck dress with a pattern of bright red heart-shaped lollipops all over it, interspersed with little candy hearts. She also has on a bright red light cardigan, black tights, and black leather boots that she bought on clearance for $42 from an original price of $160; being from the Midwest, she is extremely proud of this fact.
February 14, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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I am usually strictly a .7mm sort of person but the color was pretty enough and the brand in general is solid so I took a chance. Am quite glad I did! (Although now I’m contemplating buying some of the other colors…)

Also pictured: my latest attempt at a bullet journal, lol.
Small journal open to blank pages with 14 and 15 written in the outer lower corners; on the left page is “Sarasa Grand Gel Vintage Color Bordeaux Purple .5mm” written in that color ink, and in the center of the crease is the pen named. It has a dark purple body with a gold clip and gold/purple clicker and a small “Zebra Sarasa” in gold font printed in the center.
February 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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bsky’s open, quote one picture of your cat to promote your cat
Knickolas Finch, a fluffy orange and white cat (though you can barely see the orange in this picture) is on his back, rolling around in a catnip high, as his marble tabby brother, Toast, watches, more catnip on his back. Knickolas Finch recently learned that other cats besides his family exist AND they might even be mean to him. He has no idea how to process this information. Hence, drugs.
February 8, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Yay, new glasses! Maybe I can stop turning my monitor up to 125% now…
Mid-30s white lady with new cat eye glasses, the frames of which shift from purple at the top to light purple to clear at the bottom. She is wearing a black dress with small blue flowers, white baby’s breath flowers, and green leaves.
February 7, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Ahhhh my new dresses arrived and they are CUTE
Mid-thirties white lady in front of a mirror in a super cute dark blue and green tartan dress with a vaguely corset-lace-up tie around the waist Mid-thirties white last in a mostly black dress with brightly-colored embroidery along the V-neck collar and at the pockets. The embroidery is fall-themed, leaves and flowers and such. Said mid-thirties white lady is now realizing as she posts this that a cat had also apparently been up to shenanigans with a plastic bag in the background. Mid-thirties white lady in a black dress with a print of vampire-themed icons: a pair of black and white lips with fangs and white outline candy hearts that say “Bite me”. Interspersed between the back and white icons are red roses with green stems.
January 3, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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“What did you spend part of your Christmas break doing, Sara?”

“Completely… normal… things…”
A list of different pens in different colors with letter grades: Sharpie S Gel - Black - .5mm - C- Sharpie S Gel - Black - .7mm (old) - D- (Space because I’m going to try another newer .7mm at work on Weds) Sharpie S Gel - Black - 1.0mm - A- Writech Up Gel - Black - .5mm - B- Writech Gel - Black - .5mm - B Sarasa Dry - Black - .7mm - A+ Sarasa Dry X20 - Black - .7mm - A+ Sharpie S Gel - Blue - .5mm - B- Sharpie S Gel - Blue - .7mm - B+ Writech Gel - Blue - .5mm - B Writech Gel - Blue/Teal - .5mm - B+ PaperMate InkJoy 300RT - Blue - 1.0mm - C PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Blue - .7mm - A- PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Blue - .7mm - B+ PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Blue - .7mm - A- Sarasa Dry - Blue - .7mm - A+ Sarasa Dry X20 - Blue - .7mm - B+ Sarasa Dry X20 - Blue - .7mm - A- Sarasa Dry X20 - Blue - .7mm - A- Sarasa Dry X20 - Blue - .7mm - A- Writech Gel - Orange - .5mm - B+ PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Orange - .7mm - B+ Sarasa Dry X20 - Orange - - .7mm - C+ A list of different pens in different colors with letter grades: Sharpie S Gel - Red - .7mm - D+ Writech Gel - Red - .5mm - C- PaperMate InkJoy 300RT - Red - 1.0mm - C PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Red - .7mm - D Sarasa Dry - Red - .7mm - C+ Sarasa Dry X20 - Red - .7mm - B- Sarasa Dry X20 - Red/Maroon - .7mm - A+ Sharpie S Gel - Purple - .7mm - A Writech Gel - Purple - .7mm - A+ PaperMate InkJoy 300RT - Purple - 1.0mm - A- PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Purple - .7mm - A+ Sarasa Dry X20 - Purple - .7mm - A+ PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Magenta - .7mm - A- Sarasa Dry X20 - Magenta - .7mm - A+ Writech Gel - Pink - .5mm - B PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Pink - .7mm - A- Sarasa Dry X20 - Pink - .7mm - A Sharpie S Gel - Green - .7mm - F Writech Gel - Green - .5mm - C- PaperMate InkJoy 300RT - Green - 1.0mm - C+ PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Green - .7mm - C PaperMate InkJoy Gel - Green - .7mm - A- Sarasa Dry X20 - Green - .7mm - B+ Sarasa Dry X20 - Green - .7mm - A+ Sarasa Dry X20 - Green - .7mm - A
December 25, 2023 at 6:52 PM
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“Cats are so aloof and cold and don’t care about anyone…”

My cats whenever I stay home, not feeling well:
Soft, fluffy, orange and white cat snuggling with his head buried in the crook of my neck, purring madly Tortoiseshell cat relaxed and napping on my blanketed lap
December 11, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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A nice assortment!

God, I just love random stats like this. Give me all the weird fun data.
Replay ‘23 from Apple Music. Top songs, 946 total songs. 1. W.I.T.C.H by Devon Cole, 361 plays; 2. Up to No Good by Warren Zeiders, 356 plays; 3. Addicted to You by Avicii, 349 plays; 4. Big Bad Handsome Man by Imelda May, 332 plays; 5. Ambrosia Wine by Madds Buckley, 323 plays. Replay ‘23 from Apple Music, the next five top songs. 6. I’m Not The Villain by Rachel Sandy, 319 plays; 7. Champagne by Lindsay Ell, 292 plays; 8. Smoke It (Demo) by Haley Mae Campbell, 281 plays; 9. I Choose You by Sara Bareilles, 279 plays; 10. Black by Dierks Bentley, 277 plays. Replay ‘23, the last five top songs. 11. Selfish by Jordan Davis, 268 plays; 12. Open the Sky by The Stupendium, 265 plays; 13. Ouachita River by Mary Heather Hickman, 258 plays; 14. Going Down by Watsky, the definitive song on oral sex, 252 plays; 15. Labour, Paris Paloma, 247 plays. Replay ‘23, top genres. Country, pop, hip-hop, alternative, and in a bit of a punt, contemporary country.
December 2, 2023 at 7:38 AM
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Happy Halloween!
Mid-30s white lady in a dress with a black top and a skirt portion that is orange and yellow, a sunset in the background. In the foreground on the skirt is a black cat sitting on a pumpkin and a grey bat with purple wings is sitting on the cat’s head.
October 31, 2023 at 1:30 PM
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This is illegal levels of cuteness. Sir, you are committing a crime.
Mid-30s white lady wearing glasses with a soft, fluffy, orange and white cat snuggled up on her chest because she’s having a bad brain day and cats are the fucking best
October 18, 2023 at 1:57 PM