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Sara
@thesarcastictypo.bsky.social
“Is the nature of what’s real in how it starts or how it feels? So if the past can’t be revealed, perhaps what matters is belief?”

Weird/nerdy/obnoxious feminist & TTRPG enthusiast who loves writing & cats, of course, can’t forget the cats. She/her.
The last cat who participated in The Day of Three Breakfasts (likely one of the ringleaders, in fact) passed yesterday, meaning it really is officially legend now, so I figured I would share the tale in her memory.

I miss you, Ava, you brilliant, beautiful little shit. <3
September 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Okay, that’s it, I’m the Joker now.

MODERN LEFTISM DOESN’T CATER TO WHITE MEN ENOUGH are you fucking kidding me.

I hope he picks you, sis.
June 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
New glasses! I love them.
May 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have a Traveler’s notebook (passport size) that I use as a combo bullet journal/wallet, I really like it. I think the fact that I can change it around keeps me from getting bored with it, lol.

I love the Sarasa grand gel vintage colors. Cassis Black, Bordeaux Purple, & Blue Black are my faves!
April 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I present one of the very best pictures of my cat ever to exist, which I have titled “shut up he totally fits”:
April 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Knickolas Finch says hello!
February 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My husband and I recently discovered he’s at a distinct disadvantage when it comes to the game Battleships.

See, his brain is organized and naturally gravitates toward symmetry, whereas I… do not have this problem.

I highly enjoyed laughingly explaining my strategy after I completely smoked him.
February 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
(hours later)
HIM: …mistakes have been made.
ME: (laughing forever)
HIM: …
ME: (laughing forever and ever)
HIM: …
ME: Show me the tiny plane!
HIM: …
HIM: (sends picture)
HIM: …I think it’ll be fun.
January 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
THIS WAS NOT A QUESTION. IT WAS NOT REMOTELY VAGUE OR UNCERTAIN.

HE LITERALLY SAID HE WOULD DO THIS *MULTIPLE TIMES*

What in the actual fuck are we doing.
January 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
November 5, 2024 at 3:33 PM
What’s that, Missouri? Suddenly we care about leaving this decision to the people? That’s weird, sure seemed like you tried everything you could not to let it on the ballot in November… (missouriindependent.com/2024/09/25/a...)

Just a misunderstanding, I’m sure.
October 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Hahaha. This sorta feels like the political debate prep equivalent of getting a professional NBA player to coach you for your next pickup basketball game.
September 20, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Whoever approved this display photo has never met a cat in their entire life.
September 12, 2024 at 2:12 AM
He’s lucky he’s cute.
May 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
reskeet with a banger picture of your cat
April 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I am usually strictly a .7mm sort of person but the color was pretty enough and the brand in general is solid so I took a chance. Am quite glad I did! (Although now I’m contemplating buying some of the other colors…)

Also pictured: my latest attempt at a bullet journal, lol.
February 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
bsky’s open, quote one picture of your cat to promote your cat
February 8, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Yay, new glasses! Maybe I can stop turning my monitor up to 125% now…
February 7, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Ahhhh my new dresses arrived and they are CUTE
January 3, 2024 at 2:40 AM
“What did you spend part of your Christmas break doing, Sara?”

“Completely… normal… things…”
December 25, 2023 at 6:52 PM
“Cats are so aloof and cold and don’t care about anyone…”

My cats whenever I stay home, not feeling well:
December 11, 2023 at 4:43 PM
A nice assortment!

God, I just love random stats like this. Give me all the weird fun data.
December 2, 2023 at 7:38 AM
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2023 at 1:30 PM
This is illegal levels of cuteness. Sir, you are committing a crime.
October 18, 2023 at 1:57 PM