The Salmon Mousse
@thesalmonmousse.bsky.social
Only God and judges can judge me.
My mother has discovered how to take photos using her phone.
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My mother has discovered how to take photos using her phone.
Headline for when the organisation is inevitably shut down: ‘OBR Where Art Thou?’, or maybe just ‘NOBR’.
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Headline for when the organisation is inevitably shut down: ‘OBR Where Art Thou?’, or maybe just ‘NOBR’.
Great episode. Reminded me of
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Great episode. Reminded me of
I, Gary Barlow, am about to launch a range of Sauvingon Blanc. But what to call it?
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I, Gary Barlow, am about to launch a range of Sauvingon Blanc. But what to call it?
So I asked Alexa if it were going to rain tomorrow and she said yes, and to expect 0.5 inches. I said, that’s what I told me wahf on our wedding night!
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So I asked Alexa if it were going to rain tomorrow and she said yes, and to expect 0.5 inches. I said, that’s what I told me wahf on our wedding night!
The look I get when I join my friends for the pub quiz.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The look I get when I join my friends for the pub quiz.
Enjoyed your column. PS Is the gentleman on the right a typical example of a French policeman? If so, well done the French. 👏🏽 🇫🇷
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Enjoyed your column. PS Is the gentleman on the right a typical example of a French policeman? If so, well done the French. 👏🏽 🇫🇷
Check out the cool Jack o’ lantern the barista drew on my wife’s cappuccino. As you can see, he drew a cock and balls on mine, probably because I kept closing the door he’d wedged open.
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Check out the cool Jack o’ lantern the barista drew on my wife’s cappuccino. As you can see, he drew a cock and balls on mine, probably because I kept closing the door he’d wedged open.
Haydee Dixie, Tenby, 22//10/25.
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Haydee Dixie, Tenby, 22//10/25.
Tonight was what I like to call ‘A Good Night’. Quick pint and a pizza at Beer Riff, then over the space age bridge to see Stewart Lee. He doesn’t like being photographed, so you’ll have to make do with his autograph.
October 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Tonight was what I like to call ‘A Good Night’. Quick pint and a pizza at Beer Riff, then over the space age bridge to see Stewart Lee. He doesn’t like being photographed, so you’ll have to make do with his autograph.
This looked much more dramatic in ‘real life’.
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This looked much more dramatic in ‘real life’.
Breakdown in comms? Perhaps they meant a COVID VPL Lane?
October 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Breakdown in comms? Perhaps they meant a COVID VPL Lane?
Whenever I hear ‘US government shutdown’ I always see
October 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Whenever I hear ‘US government shutdown’ I always see
Some Mondays are better than others.
September 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Some Mondays are better than others.
Well shake it up, BABY now…
September 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Well shake it up, BABY now…
Then make sure you avoid this one. More disturbing than The Exorcist.
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Then make sure you avoid this one. More disturbing than The Exorcist.
Opening day for the new Tap movie, and the cinema is BOUNCING!
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Opening day for the new Tap movie, and the cinema is BOUNCING!
Tom Hanks flicking through the new Dan Brown.
September 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tom Hanks flicking through the new Dan Brown.
I stood too close to the amp of a Sabbath tribute band tonight, and have lost all hearing in my right ear. Luckily, that’s the one me wahf talks into.
September 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I stood too close to the amp of a Sabbath tribute band tonight, and have lost all hearing in my right ear. Luckily, that’s the one me wahf talks into.
