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The Reel Jon 🦌🎬🇵🇸🇸🇸🇺🇦
@thereeljon.cryptoanarchy.network
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Cis male PNG movie reviewer
Ace/femro
ASD
For Voice Over and Video Editing Commissions: https://vgen.co/TheReelJon
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I kinda love that they've already jumped to this being a sequel to Woke like this is now the Woke Cinematic Universe when really it's more like this:
Meme made from a screenshot of Randy Marsh from South Park without a shirt and holding his fists up with a beat up and bloodied face at Coors Field. The word "Woke" is over Randy's head and a caption reads "Hey fascism. I didn't hear no bell."
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Oh man, what a world of opposites we live in (temperatures in Fahrenheit)
A screenshot of a weather forecast showing the temperature is 2 degrees and Mostly Cloudy with projections to be 1 degree at 9 PM and 10 PM, 2 degrees at 11 PM, 4 degrees at 12 AM, and 6 degrees at 1 AM
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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I did find a fun list she was put on
Screenshot from ClearSky showing a list by juicyb3rry.bsky.social called “List Perverts” with the description “Freaks who can’t just block like normal people”
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Don’t make me tap the sign again.
Panel from The Dark Knight Returns of Batman breaking a shotgun over his knee with the caption “Generative AI” over the gun as he says “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Went onto Upscrolled to follow my fwen Mera, and so far it’s got real potential. The fact that it has topics dedicated to Palestine, Sudan, and the Congo specifically when uploading is definitely a good sign. The big thing I saw missing right now are auto captions for videos. We’ll see where it goes
Screenshot of The Reel Jon’s Upscrolled account showing two posts
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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No. No I don’t think I will agree.
Screenshot of TikTok showing the Updates to Our Terms of Service. Text reads “We are updating our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy (both as linked) effective January 22, 2026 to reflect changes including: •Updated corporate entity. •New types of location information (including device geolocation) we may collect from you, with your permission. •How we use your information we have collected or will collect to show you ads outside TikTok. To opt out of these ads, tap here. By clicking below, you agree to the updates to our Terms of Service and confirm your privacy settings.” This is over a video by meowmoonified Screenshot of an iPad Home Screen with a window that reads “Delete TikTok? Deleting this app will also delete its data.”
January 23, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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So on your profile, hit the ellipsis to get more options and at the bottom is the option to Go Live. That will make this page on the right show up, you can enter in your Twitch link and then going forward, I believe you should only have to click your profile icon for the option to go live.
Picture of The Reel Jon’s BlueSky profile with the more options menu up listing “Share via…”, “Search Posts”, “Add to starter packs”, “Add to lists”, and “Go live” Picture of BlueSky’s Go Live set up. Text reads “Add a temporary status to your profile. When someone clicks on your avatar, they’ll see information about your live event.” Underneath the username The Reel Jon is a box for a URL and another box with text that reads “The following services are enabled for your account: Twitch.”
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Pokemon team using the first letter of your name
Picture of the Pokemon Jolteon, a yellow fox-like animal with spiky fur and a spiky white mane Picture of the Pokemon Jangmo’o a small dragon that’s silver on top with a black underbelly and legs and a big yellow scale on its head Picture of the two forms of the Pokemon Jellicent, the male form on the left is blue with light blue accents on the fins and the feature around his head, the female form on the right is pink with eyelash markings and a faux red lipstick mouth with lighter pink accents Picture of the Pokemon Jigglypuff, a pink orb with big ears, wide blue eyes, simple arms and legs, and a curly hair piece on top
January 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Sure, we’ll do the the thing. Make an ass out of you and me.
Graphic of white text against a pink background that says “post your oc and let people assume things about them >>>” A drawing of The Reel Jon, a deer with blue eyes, glasses, and a purple shirt with neon colored film media on it
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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We got two in our house, the family dog (a miniature Aussie named Morgan) and my cat (a tawny American shorthair named Clover). Sometimes they even play nice.
Picture of Morgan, a black miniature Australian shepherd with brown and white accents on a neon yellow leash sitting in the woods looking up Picture of Clover, a tawny American shorthair cat with white muzzle and belly, on a bed biting at someone’s pinky finger Picture of Morgan and Clover at the doorway to a set of stairs sniffing each other Picture of Morgan and Clover at the top of a set of stairs on a wooden floor playing
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Sure, this will keep my mind busy while I marathon through the last leg of movies from last year to finalize my Best and Worst lists.
Graphic of black text against a white background that says Ask Me My "Top 5 Anything"
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Variation of the angry goose meme where in the top panel the goose says “censorship of what?” and in the bottom panel as it chases a person the goose says “censorship of what, elon??”
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Fun fact, JJJ is also pro mutant
Page from a comic book showing J Jonah Jameson at a presidential campaign rally for Graydon Creed scoffing at his reliance on hatred towards mutants for popular support. Captions [San Diego] [The Campaign Trail] Announcer: Please welcome to the stage the next President of the United States, and defender of human rights…Graydon Creed! Assistant: Excuse me, Mr. Jameson? Jameson: Yes? Assistant: I know you’re here with the Press Corp, but still no one is allowed to smoke in here. Jameson: There are a lot of things that aren’t supposed to be happening here, son. But they are. Assistant: can you be more cryptic? Jameson: I’m talking about you blasted wolves in sheep’s clothing trying to win an election on people’s fears of mutants. I’m the publisher of The Daily Bugle, a newspaper predicated on the precepts of free speech and the responsibility that comes with free thought. Whether you’re talking about mutants or the Middle East or public housing and healthcare reform, people need to make up their own minds on the issues! Instead they get scared and line up behind the shepherd du jour - and follow him right up the side of the mountain and over the flaming cliff! I’m telling you, kid, I’ve seen this happen before. I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand by and watch it happen again! Assistant (thought bubble): well, who’da thought? Good for you, Jonah.
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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You know what, to celebrate the new design, let’s do one of these. You can go for the standard reference Munischief made or the goober version I drew, whichever you find more fun to draw
Reference sheet for The Reel Jon, a humanoid deer wearing a purple shirt with neon film media on it, glasses, and gray pants. One version is holding a popcorn bucket. Art by munischief.bsky.social Drawing of The Reel Jon in the style of the Yippee/TBH/autism creature Graphic saying draw this in your style with a blushing smiley face at the bottom
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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New year, new introduction, same deer reviewing movies.
Hello, I'm The Reel Jon, I'm a PNG of a deer that reviews movies and makes videos. The hiatus arc is officially over.
Link to all of my socials: linktr.ee/thereeljon
Reference sheet by munischief.bsky.social
Reference sheet for The Reel Jon by @munischief.bsky.social featuring an anthropomorphic deer wearing glasses, a purple shirt with neon colored DVDs, VHS tapes, and film reels, and gray pants, with one reference holding a bucket of popcorn. PNG of The Reel Jon, a deer wearing a purple shirt with neon film media on it, blue eyes, and glasses smiling PNG of The Reel Jon, a deer wearing a purple shirt with neon film media on it, red heart eyes, and glasses smiling PNG of The Reel Jon, a deer wearing a purple shirt with neon film media on it and glasses yelling angrily
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Honestly, I feel like this was a long time coming since I joined Watership Down RP forums in middle school.
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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So the video will launch later this morning which will follow with an official post, but this will be my design going forward. The reference sheet was drawn by Munischief, I drew the PNGs I'll be using.
Reference sheet for The Reel Jon by @munischief.bsky.social featuring an anthropomorphic deer wearing glasses, a purple shirt with neon colored DVDs, VHS tapes, and film reels, and gray pants, with one reference holding a bucket of popcorn. PNG of The Reel Jon, a deer wearing a purple shirt with neon film media on it, blue eyes, and glasses smiling PNG of The Reel Jon, a deer wearing a purple shirt with neon film media on it, red heart eyes, and glasses smiling PNG of The Reel Jon, a deer wearing a purple shirt with neon film media on it, blue eyes, and glasses yelling angrily
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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Finally biting the bullet. Here will be my final tweet until I get a hold of my archived data and I yeet my account into the sun.
Screenshot of a tweet by @TheReelJon that reads "Shit's been a good run, but it's long past time I pull the ripcord.Archiving my account tonight, and then come Wednesday morning I'm yeeting it into oblivion. Y'all don't have to join BlueSky or Rednote or whatever alternative, but I suggest you do the same."
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Sure, fuck it, we got 5 days left in the year
Graphic with text that reads “before the year ends … reply to this tweet and give your honest thoughts about me?” with a blushing smiley face at the bottom
December 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I've got a couple things planned out as we head into 2026, but still fun to see what people would want to see me share in the future
A graphic text image with a lilac purple background and white text. Text reads: VTubers!! Post this and let your followers tell you what they want to see more from you~
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Shoutout to the Charity Witch herself @tiffanywitcher.bsky.social, my most watched streamer on Twitch this year. 💜
Screenshot from TheReelJon's Twitch recap for 2025 showing Tiffany Witcher as his most watched channel at 257 hours, 219 chats sent, and 54,764 Channel Points earned.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about
Karl Urban and Michael Ealy as human Detective John Kennex and android Dorian in the 2013 FOX TV series Almost Human
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I mean Guillermo is already a confirmed monster fucker supporter.
poster for Guillermo del Toro's The Shape of Water featuring Sally Hawkins and the fish man embracing underwater
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Here is cat. Her name is Clover.
Picture of a tawny colored cat with a white muzzle and belly on a bed biting a person’s pinkie finger
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM