M.
@therearenotapes.bsky.social
I can't be out here forgetting to stretch in the morning
September 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can't be out here forgetting to stretch in the morning
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only a few people are allowed to call me randomly.
My days in the call centers have scarred me so I've been a texter for at least a decade. But i love a voice note! ima text back tho
My days in the call centers have scarred me so I've been a texter for at least a decade. But i love a voice note! ima text back tho
How yall feel about random phone calls or FaceTimes? (I know yall be asking before calling)
July 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
only a few people are allowed to call me randomly.
My days in the call centers have scarred me so I've been a texter for at least a decade. But i love a voice note! ima text back tho
My days in the call centers have scarred me so I've been a texter for at least a decade. But i love a voice note! ima text back tho
Genuinely made me smile. They dress like my great-grandfather did. So smooth 😎
April 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Genuinely made me smile. They dress like my great-grandfather did. So smooth 😎
On this Earth Day, I want the aliens to know that if shit hits the fan, I was on their side all along.
April 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
On this Earth Day, I want the aliens to know that if shit hits the fan, I was on their side all along.
Ugh! Let me go rewatch one of my favorite eps where Macho Man Randy Savage voices Space Ghost's father, good times. RIP.
March 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ugh! Let me go rewatch one of my favorite eps where Macho Man Randy Savage voices Space Ghost's father, good times. RIP.
Only bigger lie TV told me is that thrice weekly we'd be at after work lounges mingling with well-paid strangers wearing black leather. New York Undercover, you betrayed me.
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Only bigger lie TV told me is that thrice weekly we'd be at after work lounges mingling with well-paid strangers wearing black leather. New York Undercover, you betrayed me.
I'd only bring back Cita
February 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'd only bring back Cita
Maury said no to DNA drama 🤣
February 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Maury said no to DNA drama 🤣
4 Superbowl commercials with space aliens! These marketing teams need to do better (5, if you count Stitch, but Experiment 626 is exempt from my complaint)!
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
4 Superbowl commercials with space aliens! These marketing teams need to do better (5, if you count Stitch, but Experiment 626 is exempt from my complaint)!
Frozen, goodbye, and godspeed.
The incredibles or Wall E
ONLY ONE MOVIE CAN STAY, The Rest Are Erased From Existence. Which One Are You Picking? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
February 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Frozen, goodbye, and godspeed.
Justice for potato skins! I wish darkness on whoever decided to take them off every menu damn near nationwide.
Okay I'm going to do a couple of fun questions. #QuestionSky
1. What is your favorite restaurant appetizer?
1. What is your favorite restaurant appetizer?
February 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Justice for potato skins! I wish darkness on whoever decided to take them off every menu damn near nationwide.
Listen, let people celebrate their tax returns in peace.
Why I know 6 different women with birthdays today what was niggas doing in April
January 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Listen, let people celebrate their tax returns in peace.
I swear I'd wanna outsource all labor at this point
January 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I swear I'd wanna outsource all labor at this point
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Since nobody's gon post the black New Year mascot 🤣
January 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Since nobody's gon post the black New Year mascot 🤣
Let's not get in our own way.
December 27, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Let's not get in our own way.
"It's fashion" Ok. Let me know when your man goes shopping with you while wearing Easter Sunday socks. Ya'll roasted Jermaine Dupri for the same thing.
December 16, 2024 at 2:48 AM
"It's fashion" Ok. Let me know when your man goes shopping with you while wearing Easter Sunday socks. Ya'll roasted Jermaine Dupri for the same thing.
Guess we'll be watching new people wild out at the drivethru in January 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Lifetime Announces ‘The 6000 Lb. Diaries With Dr. Now’
"The 6000 lb. Diaries with Dr. Now" follows 10 morbidly obese individuals who have reached a combined weight of 6,000 pounds, and are fighting to lose it.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Guess we'll be watching new people wild out at the drivethru in January 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Never thought I'd say that establishments need to re-introduce "smoking" and "non-smoking" sections for folks.
December 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Never thought I'd say that establishments need to re-introduce "smoking" and "non-smoking" sections for folks.
Orcas know what they're doing. Don't sleep. "It's fashion, ever heard of it?" 🤣
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Orcas know what they're doing. Don't sleep. "It's fashion, ever heard of it?" 🤣
My nieces and nephews need to forgive me in advance 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
My nieces and nephews need to forgive me in advance 🤣