M.
@therearenotapes.bsky.social
I can't be out here forgetting to stretch in the morning
September 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can't be out here forgetting to stretch in the morning
On this Earth Day, I want the aliens to know that if shit hits the fan, I was on their side all along.
April 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
On this Earth Day, I want the aliens to know that if shit hits the fan, I was on their side all along.
Only bigger lie TV told me is that thrice weekly we'd be at after work lounges mingling with well-paid strangers wearing black leather. New York Undercover, you betrayed me.
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Only bigger lie TV told me is that thrice weekly we'd be at after work lounges mingling with well-paid strangers wearing black leather. New York Undercover, you betrayed me.
I'd only bring back Cita
February 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'd only bring back Cita
Maury said no to DNA drama 🤣
February 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Maury said no to DNA drama 🤣
Enjoy it! I built my last one in October but I still have my ship in the bottle waiting since June! I've gotta get it done.
January 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Enjoy it! I built my last one in October but I still have my ship in the bottle waiting since June! I've gotta get it done.
Since nobody's gon post the black New Year mascot 🤣
January 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Since nobody's gon post the black New Year mascot 🤣
Let's not get in our own way.
December 27, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Let's not get in our own way.
"It's fashion" Ok. Let me know when your man goes shopping with you while wearing Easter Sunday socks. Ya'll roasted Jermaine Dupri for the same thing.
December 16, 2024 at 2:48 AM
"It's fashion" Ok. Let me know when your man goes shopping with you while wearing Easter Sunday socks. Ya'll roasted Jermaine Dupri for the same thing.
Orcas know what they're doing. Don't sleep. "It's fashion, ever heard of it?" 🤣
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Orcas know what they're doing. Don't sleep. "It's fashion, ever heard of it?" 🤣
My nieces and nephews need to forgive me in advance 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
My nieces and nephews need to forgive me in advance 🤣
I have no shame! Thanksgiving dinner tastes better on Friday
November 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I have no shame! Thanksgiving dinner tastes better on Friday
I'm over here having the time of my damn life 😆 #ripmichael #notlikeus
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I'm over here having the time of my damn life 😆 #ripmichael #notlikeus
Got me through many a night in high-school! I shamelessly still have one tucked in my living room right now
November 25, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Got me through many a night in high-school! I shamelessly still have one tucked in my living room right now
