credit scores are a joke

everyone and everything is insufferable today ✨

it's so nice seeing people having joy tonight and just being silly for a bit.

turns out epsom salts are actually amazing?

did you ever think maybe the Louvre thieves are just scared of AI taking their jobs like the rest of us? did you?

Ok I’ll bite. What’s the stock market

“When one door closes that’s it, you’re fucked.”
-Cybertruck Owner’s Manual

A mood

Hey so here's the thing-

I think the real crime on tiktok is couples accounts just full of them pranking each other & pretending it's real.

Pete Hegseth has vowed to stop drinking and raping women and is getting his mom to call senators asking them to give him a job as [checks notes] Secretary of Defense. The Hegseths are the family of party values.

I’m normal btw