The Real Melissa
@therealmelissa.bsky.social
jaded gen x-er, mom, hip-hop connoisseur 🎧 PNW 🌦️eyebrows are not my own ♾️
growing up, my mom made jam and my friend Megan would come over and make that, with like an inch of my mom’s jam in each layer 😂
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
growing up, my mom made jam and my friend Megan would come over and make that, with like an inch of my mom’s jam in each layer 😂
the last concert I went to was LaRussell at 2:00 in the afternoon “because I know y’all want to hear good music and still enjoy your evening” and it was the best thing ever
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
the last concert I went to was LaRussell at 2:00 in the afternoon “because I know y’all want to hear good music and still enjoy your evening” and it was the best thing ever
both of my kids were 5th for weight, 10th for height, and 80th for head circumference and there were a lot of forehead stitches in our house 😂
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
both of my kids were 5th for weight, 10th for height, and 80th for head circumference and there were a lot of forehead stitches in our house 😂
just one legal-sized phone tree
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
just one legal-sized phone tree
the number of times I look in the mirror and go “holy shit have I looked like this all day?” is alarming
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I would be so happy if this happened to me
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I would be so happy if this happened to me