The Unreal Aina
@therealaina.bsky.social
Norway's beloved goofball.
I love my bilingual child. I love that he replaces random words in a sentence with french words. But I need to work on accepting his current obsession with seals.
June 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I love my bilingual child. I love that he replaces random words in a sentence with french words. But I need to work on accepting his current obsession with seals.
Sistine Chapel out there like
May 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Sistine Chapel out there like
Joke's on you, Janove, jeg vil danse ompa til jeg dør
April 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Joke's on you, Janove, jeg vil danse ompa til jeg dør
Well I'm glad we don't always have to aim for excellence, but couldn't we, given the current economy, actually get a great season sale?
April 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Well I'm glad we don't always have to aim for excellence, but couldn't we, given the current economy, actually get a great season sale?
Jeg tror Oja oja ohahahaene dekker over det faktum at dyrene i Afrika ikke egentlig har en dritt å gjøre.
March 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Jeg tror Oja oja ohahahaene dekker over det faktum at dyrene i Afrika ikke egentlig har en dritt å gjøre.
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Me, whispering to my sleeping child: You are so perfect.
My child, apparently not sleeping: Yes. Yes, I am.
My child, apparently not sleeping: Yes. Yes, I am.
March 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Me, whispering to my sleeping child: You are so perfect.
My child, apparently not sleeping: Yes. Yes, I am.
My child, apparently not sleeping: Yes. Yes, I am.
Just so you know: I actively don't buy products that use Ø ornamentally.
March 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Just so you know: I actively don't buy products that use Ø ornamentally.
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fox news youtube manager..., welcome to the resistance..
March 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
fox news youtube manager..., welcome to the resistance..
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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
I love finishing a rant with "but who am I to judge", like I haven't literally been polishing my gavel throughout the entire conversation.
March 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I love finishing a rant with "but who am I to judge", like I haven't literally been polishing my gavel throughout the entire conversation.
Vy: lokaltoget er innstilt fordi det er et tog i sporet.
Meg: hvor ellers skulle det vært?!
Meg: hvor ellers skulle det vært?!
February 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Vy: lokaltoget er innstilt fordi det er et tog i sporet.
Meg: hvor ellers skulle det vært?!
Meg: hvor ellers skulle det vært?!
Reasons my son is crying:
The drawing of a flute in his magazine didn't play music when he blew at it.
The drawing of a flute in his magazine didn't play music when he blew at it.
February 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reasons my son is crying:
The drawing of a flute in his magazine didn't play music when he blew at it.
The drawing of a flute in his magazine didn't play music when he blew at it.
Omg my name is on one of these books. I keep forgetting I did that.
Apparently I'm an author or editor in 6 of these, and a contributor in one more.
Always magical to work with Jaakko!
Always magical to work with Jaakko!
I have 11 books about games out as author or editor. Ten of them are available as free pdfs. Check out the full list here: jaakkostenros.wordpress.com/books/
February 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Omg my name is on one of these books. I keep forgetting I did that.
Forslag til bøying:
"Goth › bethre › bethst"
"Goth › bethre › bethst"
February 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Forslag til bøying:
"Goth › bethre › bethst"
"Goth › bethre › bethst"
Just an unfriendly reminder that it is still January.
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Just an unfriendly reminder that it is still January.
Sweden, are u ok?
January 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sweden, are u ok?
You know using Musk's autism to excuse his obvious nazi salute makes it a very short way to equate autism with nazis? He might have autism, that has nothing to do with what he did. This gesture was rehearsed and okayed. IT WAS OKAYED.
January 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You know using Musk's autism to excuse his obvious nazi salute makes it a very short way to equate autism with nazis? He might have autism, that has nothing to do with what he did. This gesture was rehearsed and okayed. IT WAS OKAYED.
I want to be mostly goofy, but then the world really needs to be mostly goofier. And right now, it isn't.
January 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I want to be mostly goofy, but then the world really needs to be mostly goofier. And right now, it isn't.
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Nå har vi prøvd å «få dem frem i lyset, så de kan møtes med motargumenter» ganske lenge.
Kan vi snart enes om at dette er det eneste motargumentet som når gjennom til fascister?
Kan vi snart enes om at dette er det eneste motargumentet som når gjennom til fascister?
January 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Nå har vi prøvd å «få dem frem i lyset, så de kan møtes med motargumenter» ganske lenge.
Kan vi snart enes om at dette er det eneste motargumentet som når gjennom til fascister?
Kan vi snart enes om at dette er det eneste motargumentet som når gjennom til fascister?
[...]reportedly restaurant staff in the Houses of Parliament decided to rename it "Spotted Richard" so it was "less likely to cause a stir"
Ah, but does the public know of the change?
—Me, supervising machine translated reviews about hotels serving traditional diseased penises for dessert.
Ah, but does the public know of the change?
—Me, supervising machine translated reviews about hotels serving traditional diseased penises for dessert.
January 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
[...]reportedly restaurant staff in the Houses of Parliament decided to rename it "Spotted Richard" so it was "less likely to cause a stir"
Ah, but does the public know of the change?
—Me, supervising machine translated reviews about hotels serving traditional diseased penises for dessert.
Ah, but does the public know of the change?
—Me, supervising machine translated reviews about hotels serving traditional diseased penises for dessert.