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The Rani
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Renegade Time Lord, born on Gallifrey, living in Australia while formulating my next evil scheme (possibly the next pandemic). Passing the time with pets, nature, writing and politics. Leftie.
I see that Joh Bjelke-Petersen is back in the news - and a reminder that he was a prototype Donald Trump.

Fortunately Joh never got beyond state parliament (but he wanted to).
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I can see a resemblance.
No spoilers but ...
#DoctorWho casting Archie Panjabi is absolutely outstanding. 👏 👏 👏
May 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I've just watched the latest episode of #DoctorWho

*takes a bow*
May 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I will miss Antony Green at election time. A hard act to follow.
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
O...kay... Jacinta is on so it's time to go back to binge watching 'Merlin'.
May 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Because there's no Antony Green graphs #auspol #BinNight
May 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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It's all just Antony. No computers all analysis #auspol #binnight
May 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
'They'd have to have a lot of loaves and fishes' - Antony Green 🤣
#auspol #BinNight
May 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
That man is still talking and I'm having a big attack of backpfeifengesicht urges. #auspol #BinNight
May 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I've liked Macron ever since "I don't think - I know". #smoko #auspol
Macron shook one hand.
April 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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They’re tariffing the Australian Penguins! #auspol #Australia #Politics
April 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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7 April 1909 | A Greek Jewish woman, Caroline Flantzer (nee. Pessah), was born in Thessaloniki.

She arrived at #Auschwitz on 2 August 1943 in a transport of 1,000 Jews deported from Drancy.
She did not survive.
April 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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BREAKING
Gilligan’s Island shocked to find out that the Trump administration has imposed a 48% tax on their ginger
April 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Do they give Darwin Awards out to a country?
April 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
SpaceX contracts cancelled by Heard Island. #BoycottSeppos
Effective immediately: Heard Island will be canceling our contract with Spacex for ALL future space travel. Dr. Amelia Sealhart and CPT Charles Icebergh will be leading our charge to adapt all flightless birds to flight capability. This will supplement our already extensive Albatross Space Force
April 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre
I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre
Graphic artist Rebecca Burke was on the trip of a lifetime. But as she tried to leave the US she was stopped, interrogated and branded an illegal alien by ICE. Now back home, she tells others thinking of going to Trump’s America: don’t do it Just before the graphic artist Rebecca Burke left Seattle to travel to Vancouver, Canada, on 26 February, she posted an image of a rough comic to Instagram. “One part of travelling that I love is seeing glimpses of other lives,” read the bubble in the first panel, above sketches of cosy homes: crossword puzzle books, house plants, a lit candle, a steaming kettle on a gas stove. Burke had seen plenty of glimpses of other lives over the six weeks she had been backpacking in the US. She had been travelling on her own, staying on homestays free of charge in exchange for doing household chores, drawing as she went. For Burke, 28, it was absolute freedom. Within hours of posting that drawing, Burke got to see a much darker side of life in America, and far more than a glimpse. When she tried to cross into Canada, Canadian border officials told her that her living arrangements meant she should be travelling on a work visa, not a tourist one. They sent her back to the US, where American officials classed her as an illegal alien. She was shackled and transported to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice) detention centre, where she was locked up for 19 days – even though she had money to pay for a flight home, and was desperate to leave the US. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
April 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If you're in Australia and thinking about #tariffs, consider whether you want your/our money to go to:
Amazon
Uber, Uber Eats
McDonald's
KFC
Pizza Hut
Disney+
Netflix
Subway
Coca Cola
Pepsi
News Corp
Harper Collins (owned by News Corp)
etc

Do it for the #penguins.
April 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up.
April 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Stand strong my fine feathered friends
April 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In case you were wondering about the Dow Jones, too.
April 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So, did it work...? Did the Trump tariffs story bury the Signal thing?

And what else has also been successfully swamped along the way?
April 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
In case you were wondering, no, the AEC is not on Bluesky yet, but they are open to it in the future. (Screenshot from their eX-twitter account to that effect.)
#AusPol #AusElection2025
April 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Are you enrolled to vote?
At the right address?
What an exciting time to find out!
Hurry—before the electoral roll closes in a week or so:
check.aec.gov.au
Enrol to vote
How to enrol to vote
aec.gov.au
March 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ah, they still have daylight saving down there. I did think 6 a.m. was a bit cheeky for calling on the Governor General.
Deeply inspiring stuff.
March 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Prime Minister formally announces federal election for 3 May
Prime Minister formally announces federal election for 3 May
Anthony Albanese has announced that Australia’s federal election will be held in May, setting up a closely contested race between Labor and the Coalition.
www.sbs.com.au
March 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM