The Quibbler
@thequibbler.bsky.social
I don't mean to quibble, but sometimes I can't help myself.
No malice intended.
No malice intended.
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The Quibbler
@thequibbler.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I don’t mean to quibble, but I’m thinking a government of the imbeciles, for the imbeciles, and by the imbeciles will quickly perish from this earth.
Berkeley Bretheds’ months long Bloom County story line about Opus held captive in Don Jrs Mongolian Dung Mine paid off today. It was glorious.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Berkeley Bretheds’ months long Bloom County story line about Opus held captive in Don Jrs Mongolian Dung Mine paid off today. It was glorious.
Where is @jimmykimmel.com? Shouldn't we have heard from him by now?
I know your lawyers and agents are negotiating with ABC and trying to keep your lucrative contract, but dude, there is eloquence in addition to humor in your monologues. You know how to speak to power.
Speak. Let us hear from you
I know your lawyers and agents are negotiating with ABC and trying to keep your lucrative contract, but dude, there is eloquence in addition to humor in your monologues. You know how to speak to power.
Speak. Let us hear from you
September 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Where is @jimmykimmel.com? Shouldn't we have heard from him by now?
I know your lawyers and agents are negotiating with ABC and trying to keep your lucrative contract, but dude, there is eloquence in addition to humor in your monologues. You know how to speak to power.
Speak. Let us hear from you
I know your lawyers and agents are negotiating with ABC and trying to keep your lucrative contract, but dude, there is eloquence in addition to humor in your monologues. You know how to speak to power.
Speak. Let us hear from you
Trumpists can’t afford to lose elections now. They know everything they’re doing is illegal and their corruptions make Teapot Dome and Credit Mobilier look petty. To lose means prison. So they will orchestrate a crisis, declare martial law, and prevent elections or negate adverse results …
August 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
💯 (as the kids say)
“The lesson is liberal society has difficulty mustering the will to reform illiberalism—even from a position of dominance…So what are the odds that American liberalism would have the will to de-Trumpify the government? Slim and none. And slim left town last week.”
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
There Will Be No De-Trumpification
Trumpism is now a permanent feature of American government.
open.substack.com
July 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
💯 (as the kids say)
The absence of spelling errors and the use of proper grammar on protest signs distinguishes today’s #NoKings protests from the MAGA protest signs of the recent past.
June 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The absence of spelling errors and the use of proper grammar on protest signs distinguishes today’s #NoKings protests from the MAGA protest signs of the recent past.
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#OTD in 1973, John McCain was released after over five years in North Vietnamese captivity. He refused early release until his fellow POWs were freed.
John McCain is a great American hero.
John McCain is a great American hero.
March 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
#OTD in 1973, John McCain was released after over five years in North Vietnamese captivity. He refused early release until his fellow POWs were freed.
John McCain is a great American hero.
John McCain is a great American hero.
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(1/X) The next four years are likely to be a disaster in many regards: more plane crashes, more outbreaks of measles and other infectious diseases, snafus with tax refunds and Medicaid payments, terrorist attacks, and probably a recession.
The media will tell us none of it is Trump's fault...
The media will tell us none of it is Trump's fault...
February 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
(1/X) The next four years are likely to be a disaster in many regards: more plane crashes, more outbreaks of measles and other infectious diseases, snafus with tax refunds and Medicaid payments, terrorist attacks, and probably a recession.
The media will tell us none of it is Trump's fault...
The media will tell us none of it is Trump's fault...
Nailed it.
No need to quibble.
No need to quibble.
February 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nailed it.
No need to quibble.
No need to quibble.
Hey, Ruben, @gallego.senate.gov, should we start calling you Kari? I want my vote back.
Democratic Sen. Ruben Gallego appears to be endorsing Trump's plan to use Guantanamo Bay or prisons in El Salvador to indefinitely hold immigrants.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/15/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/15/m...
February 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hey, Ruben, @gallego.senate.gov, should we start calling you Kari? I want my vote back.
Yo, @gallego.senate.gov, Ruben, get the hell out of IHOP, get back to Washington and start throwing down. Be the vulgar pugilist we elected, not this F-ing guy. Trump’s burning the country down and you’re eating pancakes squawking about eggs.
And quit voting for Der Orange Fuhrer’s nominees. JFC.
And quit voting for Der Orange Fuhrer’s nominees. JFC.
February 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yo, @gallego.senate.gov, Ruben, get the hell out of IHOP, get back to Washington and start throwing down. Be the vulgar pugilist we elected, not this F-ing guy. Trump’s burning the country down and you’re eating pancakes squawking about eggs.
And quit voting for Der Orange Fuhrer’s nominees. JFC.
And quit voting for Der Orange Fuhrer’s nominees. JFC.
U.S. - Canada annexation = Canschluss
(Imma keep posting this on famous people’s comments until it catches on)
(Imma keep posting this on famous people’s comments until it catches on)
February 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
U.S. - Canada annexation = Canschluss
(Imma keep posting this on famous people’s comments until it catches on)
(Imma keep posting this on famous people’s comments until it catches on)
The Quibbler Predicts:
The outrages will continue; spontaneous, small, unorganized protests will start and grow into large, organized protests; agents provocateur will spark violence at the protests, which will be used as justification to crack down on the protestors; which will spur …
The outrages will continue; spontaneous, small, unorganized protests will start and grow into large, organized protests; agents provocateur will spark violence at the protests, which will be used as justification to crack down on the protestors; which will spur …
February 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The Quibbler Predicts:
The outrages will continue; spontaneous, small, unorganized protests will start and grow into large, organized protests; agents provocateur will spark violence at the protests, which will be used as justification to crack down on the protestors; which will spur …
The outrages will continue; spontaneous, small, unorganized protests will start and grow into large, organized protests; agents provocateur will spark violence at the protests, which will be used as justification to crack down on the protestors; which will spur …
Costco switching its Food Courts back to Coke. The world may be ending, but at least I can have a coke with my two $1.50 quarter pounder Costco dogs again.
If they bring back the diced onions that Covid killed, it might make life under the Orange Fuhrer tolerable.
If they bring back the diced onions that Covid killed, it might make life under the Orange Fuhrer tolerable.
January 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Costco switching its Food Courts back to Coke. The world may be ending, but at least I can have a coke with my two $1.50 quarter pounder Costco dogs again.
If they bring back the diced onions that Covid killed, it might make life under the Orange Fuhrer tolerable.
If they bring back the diced onions that Covid killed, it might make life under the Orange Fuhrer tolerable.
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Not everyone can fight Trumpism and Trumpists directly. But remember this: kindness, decency, and fidelity to American values are defiance in the face of Trumpism.
So be kind, decent, and faithful, particularly to the many kinds of people despised and attacked by Trumpists. That’s revolutionary./1
So be kind, decent, and faithful, particularly to the many kinds of people despised and attacked by Trumpists. That’s revolutionary./1
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not everyone can fight Trumpism and Trumpists directly. But remember this: kindness, decency, and fidelity to American values are defiance in the face of Trumpism.
So be kind, decent, and faithful, particularly to the many kinds of people despised and attacked by Trumpists. That’s revolutionary./1
So be kind, decent, and faithful, particularly to the many kinds of people despised and attacked by Trumpists. That’s revolutionary./1
Nothing to Quibble about here. It happened.
And now he’s back, to our everlasting shame.
And now he’s back, to our everlasting shame.
January 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Nothing to Quibble about here. It happened.
And now he’s back, to our everlasting shame.
And now he’s back, to our everlasting shame.
The Quibbler endorses.
December 24, 2024 at 3:22 PM
The Quibbler endorses.
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Again: mob violence is the intended outcome of the “use your birth gender bathroom” laws. The intent is to provoke violence against trans people and drive them from public life.
November 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Again: mob violence is the intended outcome of the “use your birth gender bathroom” laws. The intent is to provoke violence against trans people and drive them from public life.
I don’t mean to quibble, but I’m thinking a government of the imbeciles, for the imbeciles, and by the imbeciles will quickly perish from this earth.
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I don’t mean to quibble, but I’m thinking a government of the imbeciles, for the imbeciles, and by the imbeciles will quickly perish from this earth.
Pedantry is underrated.
November 18, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Pedantry is underrated.