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Patrick W. Hale
@thepwhale.bsky.social
Actor || Twitch Streamer || Neurodivergent || Muppet Enthusiast
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social liked and shared a reel from my place of work so you could definitely say all of us in the development & marketing Teams chat are losing our minds right now
June 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
In light of the new Pope being from Chicago, it has been announced that a Portillo’s will open in Vatican City
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I want to take one of those sucky things they use at the dentist to get the water out and just stick it in my ear and see what happens
April 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
For $80 Pauline better jump out of the screen and serenade me
April 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Had to drive 45 minutes to get to a theatre that was showing it, but I am sat and ready for The Day the Earth Blew Up.
Support traditional animation!
March 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Happy St Me’s Day!
Who up corning they beef?
March 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I was reading to some kindergartners today, and when I was introduced as “Mr Patrick” not one of them mentioned SpongeBob.

Open the schools.
March 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
March the First be with you
March 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Josh from Muppet History just showed up in my Facebook friend recommendations 🤢
February 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ah, yes. My favorite Chinese restaurant, Einstein Bros Bagels
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s almost Valentine’s Day, so you know what that means: Time to get ready make a baked brie, pour a glass of wine, and watch When Harry Met Sally by myself so I can experience love vicariously through fictional characters
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I hung out with a group of people for the first time yesterday and I accidentally threw a burrito from the game Throw Throw Burrito at someone’s eye

I am never going to recover from this
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
GET WEIRD AL THE TONY HE DESERVES
February 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Persephone: You're early
Hades: I'm sigma
February 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Gromit mug
January 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
He’s going to reprise his role of Luigi Mario and will be hiding balloons for people to find, in classic Odyssey fashion
John Leguizamo has reportedly been cast in Christopher Nolan’s #TheOdyssey
January 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Me: *spends drive home from hanging out with friends doing the Family Guy theme as Count Orlok*
Also me: Why do I have a sore throat?
January 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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got my headshots updated and am going to be ✨insufferable✨ about it
January 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Considering one of the owners of these apps did multiple Nazi salutes within the past 24 hours, I’m gonna have to say I doubt it
Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (X), and YouTube have all signed the EU's pledge to do more to stop hate speech
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Never before imagined the ADL’s response to a Nazi salute would be, “Relaaaaaaax.”
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.
January 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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God I hope this weed is damaging my memory
January 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hear me out…
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM