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Amateur everything. I'll just dump my stuff here.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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July 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just finished chapter 4 of deltarune. TOBY WHEN I CATCH YOU TOBY WHEN I CATCH YOU !!!
July 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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We only rate dogs. This is a fruit bat waiting for a teensy bit of banana. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10
July 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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"this would fix me" and it's just getting creampied like once or twice a week
June 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've been seeing so much #Deltarune content I just HAD to add to the pile
June 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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floating Lagi
coming out of water to meet you on your chosen Wilds platform soon™️

#MonsterHunter #Lagiacrus
June 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Made a new sticker of my oc it's based on the uwu template (took me twenty fuckin minutes to find the name of the template istg)
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Are you a bloom ON or OFF kind of person?
May 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Was just diagnosed with a rare disease that gives me terrible chest pains, it's called jayvik #arcane #jayvik
April 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Made bluey, but the chaos is in fact included
April 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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POV the hot couple from across the bar has spotted you and you can’t tell if they like your vibes or are planning to murder you #dragonage #zevranarainai
April 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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just remembered i can draw whatever i want #jayvik
April 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Made a new lil wizard !
April 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Why is there a ritualistic sacrifice of certain words in YouTube videos ? I'm not blaming the creators of course, but tell me why I can't hear bukake in a video when I could 2 weeks before. Alone it's not much but you lose out on entire jokes because of this bullshit.
January 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I’m normally against high taxes but I think we could balance the budget here via a 100-percent levy on morons
January 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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This.
November 30, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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Good morning 😊
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Found this cutie in my old drawings
November 29, 2024 at 4:10 AM