Bimbo Slice
@666shortlegs420.bsky.social
37 time Royal Caribbean Cruise sailor
I HATE the ocean but I LOVE the breakfast buffet
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I HATE the ocean but I LOVE the breakfast buffet
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Bimbo Slice
@666shortlegs420.bsky.social
· Aug 27
life is complicated; sometimes you're the plane and sometimes you're the tower
getting dicked down so good that u get one of those deluxe periods like you're in your 20s after
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
getting dicked down so good that u get one of those deluxe periods like you're in your 20s after
at least no matter how pathetic it all feels I've still never fucked a Phish fan
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
at least no matter how pathetic it all feels I've still never fucked a Phish fan
it's winter coat weather again which means no jacking it outdoors for at LEAST five months
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
it's winter coat weather again which means no jacking it outdoors for at LEAST five months
Americans just can't fuckin do anything properly tbh
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Americans just can't fuckin do anything properly tbh
I knew I was playing the long game by rocking a full bush all of these years
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I knew I was playing the long game by rocking a full bush all of these years
dick from a dude who won't shut the hell up about the Panama canal
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
dick from a dude who won't shut the hell up about the Panama canal
[bible preacher voice]
"the Fruit of the Spirit, or as the lay person may know it, semen"
"the Fruit of the Spirit, or as the lay person may know it, semen"
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
[bible preacher voice]
"the Fruit of the Spirit, or as the lay person may know it, semen"
"the Fruit of the Spirit, or as the lay person may know it, semen"
saving him in my phone as "Dubai Chocolate" because I think he's mid and don't understand why people like him
October 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
saving him in my phone as "Dubai Chocolate" because I think he's mid and don't understand why people like him
if you can't handle me at my "kissing romantically while the first snowfall gently hits our faces" then you don't deserve me at my "gaping my hole open so you can spit in it"
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
if you can't handle me at my "kissing romantically while the first snowfall gently hits our faces" then you don't deserve me at my "gaping my hole open so you can spit in it"
Subway has a campaign rn that is advertising 6" subs as 15.2 cm subs because it's "more Canadian" and it could not be more obvious than a non Canadian ran this campaign because in Canada we measure sandwiches the same way we measure cocks (inches)
October 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Subway has a campaign rn that is advertising 6" subs as 15.2 cm subs because it's "more Canadian" and it could not be more obvious than a non Canadian ran this campaign because in Canada we measure sandwiches the same way we measure cocks (inches)
ngl this account is probably going to slip into a silent death now that I'm using Posts.docx for all of my alt type thoughts
October 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
ngl this account is probably going to slip into a silent death now that I'm using Posts.docx for all of my alt type thoughts
Taylor Swift is not good at sex I can tell you that much
October 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Taylor Swift is not good at sex I can tell you that much
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boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
witnessing Americans ball hard on recreational spending is fucking wild to me, I would be stockpiling my cash under my mattress like a squirrel collecting acorns before winter if I lived there personally
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
witnessing Americans ball hard on recreational spending is fucking wild to me, I would be stockpiling my cash under my mattress like a squirrel collecting acorns before winter if I lived there personally
being alive got me bricked tf upppppppp
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
being alive got me bricked tf upppppppp
Pee is really just cum's runny cousin if you think about it
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pee is really just cum's runny cousin if you think about it
Jesus is watching you every time you snort drugs off of a stranger's genitals, so make sure to do a rail for him too
September 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Jesus is watching you every time you snort drugs off of a stranger's genitals, so make sure to do a rail for him too
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autumn leaves falling
the wind whistles a sad tune
show me that butthole
the wind whistles a sad tune
show me that butthole
September 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
autumn leaves falling
the wind whistles a sad tune
show me that butthole
the wind whistles a sad tune
show me that butthole
sorry you didn't get raptured, Jesus still remembers that one time you did ass to mouth
September 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
sorry you didn't get raptured, Jesus still remembers that one time you did ass to mouth
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September 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Jacking it before bed used to be the golden standard but now that I'm over 30 it is tied with rubbing my fucked up spinal disc before bed
September 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Jacking it before bed used to be the golden standard but now that I'm over 30 it is tied with rubbing my fucked up spinal disc before bed
penis, vagina, etc
September 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
penis, vagina, etc