Bimbo Slice
@666shortlegs420.bsky.social
37 time Royal Caribbean Cruise sailor
I HATE the ocean but I LOVE the breakfast buffet
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I HATE the ocean but I LOVE the breakfast buffet
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trying 2 decide on a dinner place like
September 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
trying 2 decide on a dinner place like
on god I learned everything I know from this woman
July 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
on god I learned everything I know from this woman
more friends who say stuff like this
July 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
more friends who say stuff like this
anyways this feels like a nice day for some big naturals in a tank top without having to delete it immediately due to the anxiety of being perceived
July 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
anyways this feels like a nice day for some big naturals in a tank top without having to delete it immediately due to the anxiety of being perceived
sorry in advance for posting about this all day probably, I was really quiet for the last two weeks while this dude unfollowed me, subskeeted me five times a day, then refollowed me again after. It's the "have fun" for me, real misogynistic end note as a treat
July 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
sorry in advance for posting about this all day probably, I was really quiet for the last two weeks while this dude unfollowed me, subskeeted me five times a day, then refollowed me again after. It's the "have fun" for me, real misogynistic end note as a treat
I think it would be like playing w one of these
July 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think it would be like playing w one of these
if her phone screen looks like this you are about to receive the best head of your entire life
June 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
if her phone screen looks like this you are about to receive the best head of your entire life
found your problem
June 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
found your problem
tried to make a prairie style wheat chewing emoji guy by combining 🌾 and 😮💨 but instead it churned out the cum spitting guy as a big bundle of wheat I'm fucking dead rn
June 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
tried to make a prairie style wheat chewing emoji guy by combining 🌾 and 😮💨 but instead it churned out the cum spitting guy as a big bundle of wheat I'm fucking dead rn
posted this to main initially yikes
June 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
posted this to main initially yikes
any time a man asks me how my day was
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June 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
any time a man asks me how my day was
an orgy that has one of these running full of piss
June 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
an orgy that has one of these running full of piss