☪️Mittens🇸🇩
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There's verification on here now??????????
Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
April 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
There's verification on here now??????????
PartyNextDoor never managed to recreate that same sauce he had on his first self-titled mixtape
April 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
PartyNextDoor never managed to recreate that same sauce he had on his first self-titled mixtape
Most insane email subject of all time?!
April 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Most insane email subject of all time?!
Only Manchester United can pull a remontada in the Europa League only to lose to fucking Wolves at home a few days later
April 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Only Manchester United can pull a remontada in the Europa League only to lose to fucking Wolves at home a few days later
Knee sliding in Fortnite makes me feel like Drogba
a soccer player in a blue jersey runs towards the goal
ALT: a soccer player in a blue jersey runs towards the goal
media.tenor.com
April 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Knee sliding in Fortnite makes me feel like Drogba
Officially 23 years old now!
April 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Officially 23 years old now!
I saw a 19 year old on IG who's flying around the world solo to break a world record and raise money for charity and in one of the videos he talks about how he planned to do this at 17 but circumstances didn't let him do so and so he felt like he's wasted time and is doing too late. I got so mad
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I saw a 19 year old on IG who's flying around the world solo to break a world record and raise money for charity and in one of the videos he talks about how he planned to do this at 17 but circumstances didn't let him do so and so he felt like he's wasted time and is doing too late. I got so mad
I can't believe Luis Suarez bit another player on the pitch a FOURTH TIME
April 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I can't believe Luis Suarez bit another player on the pitch a FOURTH TIME
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“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele
theonion.com/salvado...
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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America. “How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel […]
theonion.com
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele
theonion.com/salvado...
theonion.com/salvado...
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April 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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IT DID IT AGAIN
THERE'S A NEW PISS PUDDLE IN THE DORM CORRIDOR
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THERE'S A NEW PISS PUDDLE IN THE DORM CORRIDOR
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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IT DID IT AGAIN
THERE'S A NEW PISS PUDDLE IN THE DORM CORRIDOR
IT DID IT AGAIN
THERE'S A NEW PISS PUDDLE IN THE DORM CORRIDOR
FUCK THIS DOG BRO IT PISSED ON THE FLOOR
April 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
FUCK THIS DOG BRO IT PISSED ON THE FLOOR
There's a fog sleeping under the dorm's kitchen sink
April 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
There's a fog sleeping under the dorm's kitchen sink
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Good things will still happen
April 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good things will still happen
God I'm so lonely
April 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
God I'm so lonely
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Are Turkish Cypriots stupid pr something who the fuck protests a law that grants you MORE freedom
April 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Are Turkish Cypriots stupid pr something who the fuck protests a law that grants you MORE freedom
"The flying touchman" is the most insane name I've seen for that goonicide guy
April 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"The flying touchman" is the most insane name I've seen for that goonicide guy
Wait Ben Stiller is on here?
I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
April 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Wait Ben Stiller is on here?
Ain't shit free about this market
April 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Ain't shit free about this market
Thomas Müller leaving Bayern Munich? Is nothing in this world sacred?
April 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Thomas Müller leaving Bayern Munich? Is nothing in this world sacred?
I need Al-Hilal to lock the fuck in and win the league we can't let that pedophile Benzema get a trophy
April 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I need Al-Hilal to lock the fuck in and win the league we can't let that pedophile Benzema get a trophy