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Most insane email subject of all time?!
April 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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TWICE
IT DID IT AGAIN
THERE'S A NEW PISS PUDDLE IN THE DORM CORRIDOR
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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FUCK THIS DOG BRO IT PISSED ON THE FLOOR
April 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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There's a fog sleeping under the dorm's kitchen sink
April 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Insane song /pos
April 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I need Al-Hilal to lock the fuck in and win the league we can't let that pedophile Benzema get a trophy
April 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I got an email from fanfiction.net that someone messaged me and said they liked my story. I had to go check out the story in question cause I don't remember this at all and look at this shit 😭😭😭😭😭
I was 14 when I wrote this
The Fantistic Four Reimagined One day, Reed Richards, Ben Grimm, Sue Storm and Johnny Storm were relaxing together as any friends would. Sue and Johnny were siblings. Reed was the smart guy of the group, Sue was the hot girl in the group, Johnny was the dumb hothead and Ben was the tough forever alone of the group. Sparks were flying between Reed and Sue, while Ben-hiding his crush on sue-was the third wheel. So in their relaxation the friends asked Johnny to get them some Fanta. Johnny agreed and went to get it, but Johnny being Johnny instead of going to the closest grocery, he decided to go Crazy Dave's shop. He found only four rotten Fantas and, being Johnny, he took them without hesitation. When he reached his friends, he gave each of them a rotten Fanta. They were too busy on their project to notice that the Fantas were rotten, but each of them was rotten in a unique way. Ben's drink was rock solid, but still came out. Sue's bottle was heavy as if it was full, but it looked empty, as if the drink is invisible. Reed's drink was as stretchy as plastic and Johnny's was red and extra ordinarily hot. So they all drank away, but noticed the faults in their drinks when it was too late. The rotten Fantas appearently were radio active so they changed their bodies. Sue now has the ability to be invisible and is called The Invisible Woman. Ben became a strong rock monster and is called The Thing. Johnny now has the ability to set himself on fire in different temparatures which also gives him flight and is called The Human Torch. Reed now has the ability to strech any part of his body and is called Mr. Fantastic. They all blamed Johnny on what happened but later enjoyed their powers. Johnny has given each of them their names and they all agreed that since the Fanta was the cause of their transformation, they will be called the FANTAstic Four.
December 14, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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Turned into fufu but sweet
The strange mix from before with raspberry jam on the side
November 30, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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I should be banned from the kitchen man you'll never guess what this was supposed to be
I can't even describe this it's a mess in a pan
November 30, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Spotify Playlists featuring Drake on the covers "This Is Drake" "Swagger" The picture of Drake on "Swagger" has sunglasses while the picture on "This Is Drake" doesn't Two pictures of a guy side by side in a yearbook, one where he has sunglasses and a "cool" face and one where he is smiling without the sunglasses. The picture without the sunglasses is labeled "Daniel", the one with the sunglasses is labeled "The cooler Daniel"
November 26, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Tears in my eyes this is the worst song of all time
"Hawk Tuah (Oi Oi Baka)" by jxhi
November 26, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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No fucking way we're drawing with Ipswich bruh
Ipswich Town vs Manchester United The score is 1 - 1
November 24, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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African Muslims participating in Sunni/Shia beef
A screenshot of a Snapchat video with the text "The man just wanted to be involved" written on it
November 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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Poorly aged lyric?
Lyric card from the song "2 Far" by Dizzee Rascal "I'm not a female beater, but"
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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Edited panel from a Tintin comic. Captain (looking exhausted): "What a week, huh?" Tintin: "Captain, it's Wednesday"
October 23, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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Get me out of this course dawg
My biology lecture notes. It includes an old impact font meme, a picture of a white cat in round glasses and a bowtie with chemistry equipment around it. The top text says "CATION IONS" and the bottom text says "ARE "PAWS"ITIVE"
October 22, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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Bi and I got a better quality image of the bi flag because the ones you guys are posting is killing me
Bisexual flag made of 3 horizontal stripes. A thick magenta top strip, a thin purple middle stripe and a thick royal blue bottom stripe.
October 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Man who the fuck is this I don't remember following them 😭😭😭😭😭
A screenshot of the account "@elithris.bsky.social" with the display name "the pharoah" they follow me and I follow them
October 18, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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New platform and Ghana still washed
Sudan vs Ghana. Final result 2-0
October 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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Reminder that I made this (and some irrelevant corn farmer melanated her I guess)
Girl from the anime K-ON with very dark skin with text that says "SUDAN MENTIONED" Girl from the anime K-ON with medium dark skin with text that says "SUDAN MENTIONED" Girl from the anime K-ON with medium light skin with text that says "SUDAN MENTIONED" Girl from the anime K-ON with tan skin with text that says "SUDAN MENTIONED"
October 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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Got the Slammer follow back
Screenshot of SLAMMER's (@slammer.bsky.social) account showing that they follow me
November 18, 2023 at 11:52 PM