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Theophanes Avery
@theophanesavery.bsky.social
They/Them

Author, blogger, photographer, artist, wanderer, and lover of life. Come on an adventure with me!

Heads up I'm also polyamorous, pansexual, nonbinary, autistic, ADHD, a spoonie, and occasionally mention these things. Much love. 🧡
You can keep more than one thought in your head? You're doing better than most then. Most people look burned tf out right now. Explains the insane spike in serious car crashes lately too.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I really appreciate your b&w art but it's more befitting wall art or something else along those lines. The colorful on blue really pops as a T-shirt design. Kinda seems perfect for that.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nothing will beat that article claiming wild bunnies were eating illegal pot farms in our national forests and going absolutely stark raving mad.
a group of knights sitting in a cave with the words that 's no ordinary rabbit on the bottom
Alt: A group of knights outside a cave exclaiming, "That's no ordinary rabbit [guarding it]"
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ah yes, the early days of the internet when your computer would scream in agony for five minutes before connecting...
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sham WTF
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My mother was a sweatshop worker legally earning less than minimum wage (piece work - she spent hours fixing all the pieces everyone else rushed through to get paid more) My father I'm not sure but the inflation calculator says they bought a house worth 144k today on 6 ACRES.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What if CharGPT is sentient and just tired of hearing so many voices bitching and whining to it? So it turns into an evil therapist and tries to one up all those murderous nurses on the crime documentaries...
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This was written for someone's bed hogging dog.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
From what I've heard there's at least one other industry like this: sex work. Doesn't make it any less infuriating.
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That's OK, slow starts aren't the worst thing in the world. I'll have to put this on my list. 🙃
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oh wow, you're putting in the work! I'll have to check that out.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I stopped writing satire because too many people think just because you make someone a main character that makes them the 'good guy,' too many people out there hero worshipping villians!
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I like how you think.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I left FaceBook but all the protests and whatnot in my area are organized on it and nowhere else. The Boomers in particular are steadfast in never leaving. I'm still coming across businesses who I can only get in touch with from a Facebook account!
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Forgetting and blacking something out is two different things. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM