Theophanes Avery
@theophanesavery.bsky.social
They/Them
Author, blogger, photographer, artist, wanderer, and lover of life. Come on an adventure with me!
Heads up I'm also polyamorous, pansexual, nonbinary, autistic, ADHD, a spoonie, and occasionally mention these things. Much love. 🧡
Author, blogger, photographer, artist, wanderer, and lover of life. Come on an adventure with me!
Heads up I'm also polyamorous, pansexual, nonbinary, autistic, ADHD, a spoonie, and occasionally mention these things. Much love. 🧡
My barbs have unanimously decided my hand is delicious and now every time I do fish tank maintenance they're nibbling on me. Maybe they're doctor fish in disguise.
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My barbs have unanimously decided my hand is delicious and now every time I do fish tank maintenance they're nibbling on me. Maybe they're doctor fish in disguise.
Are #owlbears hatched naked from eggs or are they fuzzy like baby bears? Also do they sleep cuddled and cute like a bear or in a drunken face plant like a baby owl?
Need to know for potentially distressing art project/gift.
*photo from image search to illustrate point
Need to know for potentially distressing art project/gift.
*photo from image search to illustrate point
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Are #owlbears hatched naked from eggs or are they fuzzy like baby bears? Also do they sleep cuddled and cute like a bear or in a drunken face plant like a baby owl?
Need to know for potentially distressing art project/gift.
*photo from image search to illustrate point
Need to know for potentially distressing art project/gift.
*photo from image search to illustrate point
Camera vaguelly picked up some northern lights but I'm content how CREEPY this photo looks either way. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Camera vaguelly picked up some northern lights but I'm content how CREEPY this photo looks either way. 😂
Today on Man V. Technology: The GPS Episode
*rubs temples*
*rubs temples*
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Today on Man V. Technology: The GPS Episode
*rubs temples*
*rubs temples*
She lurks in the shadows leering at me like I'm the creepy one.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
She lurks in the shadows leering at me like I'm the creepy one.
This is a "pest snail" I found in my fish tank one day. I do not know why he's be-tenticled. I treated him like the tiny Eldrich horror he was until he got eaten by assassin snails that hitchhikered into my tank via some plants. RIP Snailthulu.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is a "pest snail" I found in my fish tank one day. I do not know why he's be-tenticled. I treated him like the tiny Eldrich horror he was until he got eaten by assassin snails that hitchhikered into my tank via some plants. RIP Snailthulu.
You should do a marbled polecat one of these days. They're even more deadly cute.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You should do a marbled polecat one of these days. They're even more deadly cute.
Quote something random from your phone.
I'm starting have second thoughts about using this as a curtain behind my bed. Oh, who am I kidding? Seeing one of my creations this big makes me stupidly happy. Love my Glen the Caterpillar.
I'm starting have second thoughts about using this as a curtain behind my bed. Oh, who am I kidding? Seeing one of my creations this big makes me stupidly happy. Love my Glen the Caterpillar.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Quote something random from your phone.
I'm starting have second thoughts about using this as a curtain behind my bed. Oh, who am I kidding? Seeing one of my creations this big makes me stupidly happy. Love my Glen the Caterpillar.
I'm starting have second thoughts about using this as a curtain behind my bed. Oh, who am I kidding? Seeing one of my creations this big makes me stupidly happy. Love my Glen the Caterpillar.
Oooo, tangerine skies. Orange is my favorite color because of autumn...
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oooo, tangerine skies. Orange is my favorite color because of autumn...
He's very confused. His girlfriend isn't growling at him this morning. He's trying to figure out if it's a trap.
#cat #PeakOrange
#cat #PeakOrange
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
He's very confused. His girlfriend isn't growling at him this morning. He's trying to figure out if it's a trap.
#cat #PeakOrange
#cat #PeakOrange
This one's being a creepy weirdo today.
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This one's being a creepy weirdo today.
The more I look at this bathroom the more questions I have.
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The more I look at this bathroom the more questions I have.
Fresh dinosaur tracks from the ones that gobble gobble.
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fresh dinosaur tracks from the ones that gobble gobble.
Literally stopped aside the road to take a photo of someone's driveway but WOW. Look at those autumn beauties!
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Literally stopped aside the road to take a photo of someone's driveway but WOW. Look at those autumn beauties!
Speaking of monster fuckers, can I say best cover ever? Hopefully this will cover some of your disappointment.
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Speaking of monster fuckers, can I say best cover ever? Hopefully this will cover some of your disappointment.
I walked into this obvious fae trap. They must not have wanted me.
October 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I walked into this obvious fae trap. They must not have wanted me.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's that car with a black hole under the seat from Wristcutter's; A Love Story.
Women only want one thing, and it's that car with a black hole under the seat from Wristcutter's; A Love Story.
October 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's that car with a black hole under the seat from Wristcutter's; A Love Story.
Women only want one thing, and it's that car with a black hole under the seat from Wristcutter's; A Love Story.
In the 1600's this now restaurant was the scene of a criminal case like no other in the US: the only trial where a man was convicted of murder via the testimony of a ghost.
I'm going to have fun blogging this later!
I'm going to have fun blogging this later!
October 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In the 1600's this now restaurant was the scene of a criminal case like no other in the US: the only trial where a man was convicted of murder via the testimony of a ghost.
I'm going to have fun blogging this later!
I'm going to have fun blogging this later!
The tides are turning. Stay strong.
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The tides are turning. Stay strong.
Sleepy Hollow knows how to do scarecrows.
October 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sleepy Hollow knows how to do scarecrows.
Meow Meow cat
Wants her wet food nightly now
Human must obey
Wants her wet food nightly now
Human must obey
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Meow Meow cat
Wants her wet food nightly now
Human must obey
Wants her wet food nightly now
Human must obey
October 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Visited the spooktacular Sleepy Hollow Cemetery today and got some lovely snaps of overly dramatic cemetery statues. You're welcome.
October 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Visited the spooktacular Sleepy Hollow Cemetery today and got some lovely snaps of overly dramatic cemetery statues. You're welcome.
September 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM