Can They Eat the Old '96er
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Determining which fictional characters can or cannot finish The Old '96er, a 96-ounce steak. Not affiliated with any film studios or restaurants. Not selling anything. No ads, no sponsors. Just a guy. Feel free to debate my decisions, but be nice about it.
Pinned
The Rules: The Old '96er is a 96-ounce prime aged beef steak. If you finish it, the meal is free. No throwing up. No chipmunking (storing food in your cheeks instead of eating it). If you leave the table, you're disqualified.
If you finish it all, you get your meal for free, and win a T-shirt.
If you finish it all, you get your meal for free, and win a T-shirt.
Coming soon: Will the Old '96er be a defender of its title, or will it get punished? Who will be crowned kingpin? Either it's foggy in here, or I'm getting misty just thinking about it.
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Coming soon: Will the Old '96er be a defender of its title, or will it get punished? Who will be crowned kingpin? Either it's foggy in here, or I'm getting misty just thinking about it.
It's the Old '96er vs. X-Men '97 showdown!
Who's finishing, who's tapping out, and who's not even trying?
Rules: Powers are allowed, but the steak must be eaten. Anything else is cheating.
Do you agree? Disagree? Did I leave someone out? Comment below!
#XMen #XMen97 #Comics #Marvel
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Who's finishing, who's tapping out, and who's not even trying?
Rules: Powers are allowed, but the steak must be eaten. Anything else is cheating.
Do you agree? Disagree? Did I leave someone out? Comment below!
#XMen #XMen97 #Comics #Marvel
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June 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
June 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
96 ounces / 2.7215 kg
Calories 7560
Total Fat 504g - 646% DV
Saturated Fat 196.8g 984% DV
Polyunsaturated Fat 18.5g
Monounsaturated Fat 208.8g
Cholesterol 2640mg - 880% DV
Sodium 1416mg - 62% DV
Protein 720g
Vitamin D 8.2mcg - 41% DV
Calcium 456mg - 35% DV
Iron 48mg - 267% DV
Calories 7560
Total Fat 504g - 646% DV
Saturated Fat 196.8g 984% DV
Polyunsaturated Fat 18.5g
Monounsaturated Fat 208.8g
Cholesterol 2640mg - 880% DV
Sodium 1416mg - 62% DV
Protein 720g
Vitamin D 8.2mcg - 41% DV
Calcium 456mg - 35% DV
Iron 48mg - 267% DV
June 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
96 ounces / 2.7215 kg
Calories 7560
Total Fat 504g - 646% DV
Saturated Fat 196.8g 984% DV
Polyunsaturated Fat 18.5g
Monounsaturated Fat 208.8g
Cholesterol 2640mg - 880% DV
Sodium 1416mg - 62% DV
Protein 720g
Vitamin D 8.2mcg - 41% DV
Calcium 456mg - 35% DV
Iron 48mg - 267% DV
Calories 7560
Total Fat 504g - 646% DV
Saturated Fat 196.8g 984% DV
Polyunsaturated Fat 18.5g
Monounsaturated Fat 208.8g
Cholesterol 2640mg - 880% DV
Sodium 1416mg - 62% DV
Protein 720g
Vitamin D 8.2mcg - 41% DV
Calcium 456mg - 35% DV
Iron 48mg - 267% DV
Can the Enterprise-D crew eat the Old '96er?
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June 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Feel free to suggest any fictional group. If I'm familiar enough with them, I just might give them a table at the steakhouse.
June 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Feel free to suggest any fictional group. If I'm familiar enough with them, I just might give them a table at the steakhouse.
The Rules: The Old '96er is a 96-ounce prime aged beef steak. If you finish it, the meal is free. No throwing up. No chipmunking (storing food in your cheeks instead of eating it). If you leave the table, you're disqualified.
If you finish it all, you get your meal for free, and win a T-shirt.
If you finish it all, you get your meal for free, and win a T-shirt.
June 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The Rules: The Old '96er is a 96-ounce prime aged beef steak. If you finish it, the meal is free. No throwing up. No chipmunking (storing food in your cheeks instead of eating it). If you leave the table, you're disqualified.
If you finish it all, you get your meal for free, and win a T-shirt.
If you finish it all, you get your meal for free, and win a T-shirt.
Can the Enterprise-D crew eat the Old '96er?
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June 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Can the Enterprise-D crew eat the Old '96er?
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