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The ol' ALFer
@theolalfer.bsky.social
Stuck on Earth with the humans. That's OK. I like humans. I like their cats better. Not the real ALF, just parody, all respect to Paul Fusco and Alien Productions.
Mastodon: @theolalfer@tenforward.social
Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social
Especially if you're Bruno.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Amen, Coach.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I gather it's a controversial thing to say, but I really like the 2018 version of the Grinch. I love that he's a more sympathetic figure instead of one-dimensional evil until his heart grows.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Perhaps I can come over and pretend to be a dog sometimes.
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
HE DOES SO COUNT
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Meh.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Could you replicate... replicated cat?
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
How about Uranus cats?
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Hmmm... what about Betazoid cats?
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Proof that Shelley Long could pick a good movie.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You clearly haven't met @replicatorunit.bsky.social who has repeatedly refused this.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yes. Plus Gowrix.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Humph. I dub them Gowrix, Scougs, and Reppy.
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Always be in control of the access and the assets.
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We'll get the Gaystrum Institute right on this, Chief.

Um, I mean Gaystrum.

Wait...
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I enjoyed watching for awhile even if I felt lost. I've never played those types of games. I bet @tcolahan.bsky.social would have enjoyed it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Now I have to figure out what username and password I have, or even if I have one at all. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well, he appears to be at least partially correct. Have you tried to correct the mistaken parts?
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM