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The ol' ALFer
@theolalfer.bsky.social
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Stuck on Earth with the humans. That's OK. I like humans. I like their cats better. Not the real ALF, just parody, all respect to Paul Fusco and Alien Productions.
Mastodon: @theolalfer@tenforward.social
Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social
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HE DOES SO COUNT
The REAL Santa Claus no matter what she tells you DON'T BELIEVE IT
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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At the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, the guns fell silent on the western front, for the first time in four years. This brought an end to the Great War, the "war to end all wars". Thank you to everyone who stood, everyone who served, and those who continue to do so.
An image of three highly decorated officers saluting, with a cartoon image of ALF added, also saluting, in his Orbit Guard uniform. I've used this image on previous Memorial Day/Veterans Day holidays, so you might have seen it before.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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A 'word cloud' of ALF skeets.
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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So you didn't get one of those Starbucks bear mug things?

Don't worry, the ol' ALFer's got you covered. www.etsy.com/listing/4384...
An ALF mug available on Etsy. It has a picture of ALF sitting down, surrounded by food. He's eating a sub sandwich and holding a drink with a straw, and around him is a whole chicken, "alien cookies", a soda with a straw, a pizza box, and a blue basket with a frightened cat and a wine bottle. The caption reads: I'll Diet Tomorrow Let's Check Out the Fridge.
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Oh, you mean like this.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Have you *met* Willie's brother?
Jim J. Bullock as Willie Tanner's brother Neal Tanner.
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Well, as promised, my 269th was epic. Thanks to Willie for funding the endeavor. Some of what happened at my party *stays* at my birthday, but I think I can share these.

Thanks to those of you who agreed to share either personal images or OC characters. Love you guys.
ALF's birthday party starts out on the water, with a nice swim for those interested. @replicatorunit.bsky.social, @rockinriker.bsky.social, and @entspockhere.bsky.social stayed aboard, but serenated everyone with music. @raptorinblack.bsky.social, @ltcdr-jamie-gates.bsky.social, and @scougs.bsky.social played some ball. Also seen is @latinumstomach.bsky.social, @constableodo.bsky.social and @quark-rp.bsky.social (or maybe @quarkco.bsky.social, or another Quark) - can Quark not swim? - @cousinnudaq.bsky.social, @lots42.bsky.social, @davidryan.bsky.social, and @peteyj.bsky.social (by request). The background pic was found on a Google search and I believe it's unlicensed. A late afternoon sail on a yacht, named Siren, which Google tells me is available for charter, and indeed was chartered courtesy of Willie's credit card. Willie doesn't look properly enthused. I don't know why. Most folks getting ready for the ball, but we can see @captainjellico.bsky.social seated to the right, and there's @ltcdr-jamie-gates.bsky.social seated on the far left. That's @scougs.bsky.social just in front of her. Chicky (@raptorinblack.bsky.social) and Reppy (@replicatorunit.bsky.social) can be spotted above. I see McCoy (I follow a few) and Spock again behind the bar, with his Spock Hat (@entspockhere.bsky.social). Ah, the grand ball, in honor of ALF himself. Everyone looking nice. It started around seven, and ended about seven ten when Gowrix learned of it and crashed the party. Oh well. We got, far left, @josefbajor.bsky.social, here with his sister at far right, @jojo-bajor.bsky.social, both looking elegant in purple. @annoyedobrien.bsky.social makes a natty appearance, as does Patrick Stewart, next to Josi. Behind the table is David Ryan again, seated (@ryangenealogy.bsky.social) and also Rook Saproling, snacking (@tcolahan.bsky.social). Dark Helmet is looking respectable (@darkhelmetsb.bsky.social) and there's Data, dressed up too. The background pic of a gold and white decorated party room is a Google find and believed to be unlicensed, as it can be found multiple places online. OK, everyone's let loose now. We're in a sort of a disco. This background pic was found at pngtree.com. I set a table up in front, with a black tablecloth, and a couple of cakes are set on it. Behind it, from left to right, we see ALF, Coach (@coachgowron.com), looking eager to carve, Kara Amens (@karads9.bsky.social) and Rioko (@thespacefox.bsky.social - used with permission). Amens and Rioko seem to be checking out the sweets. Chicky (@raptorinblack.bsky.social) is at left, ready to enter the dance floor. Scougs (@scougs.bsky.social) is already out there, as is Rom (@nolobesforbusiness.bsky.social). Reppy (@replicatorunit.bsky.social) is behind them. At the bar, in the right background, we see Chief O'Brien (@annoyedobrien.bsky.social), Jamie seated on the bar (@ltcdr-jamie-gates.bsky.social) and Riker talking to her.
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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A vampire that's not Dracula
A miniature depicting ALF as a vampire.
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Oh yes, and this...
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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An ad for L'Oreal, featuring ALF with much more flowing hair. It is captioned L'OREALF.
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I am not a stellar globular cluster.
A screenshot from the ALF S2 episode "We are Family". In this episode, ALF plans to reveal himself to the world to get his freedom. When Willie warns him that he will be taken by the government, ALF imagines this scene in a lab, where he is in a Skinner box pushing buttons hoping to get food. Also seen is Michael Berryman, playing the lab assistant.
October 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's a 1985 Ferrari 328 GTS, red, with a burled mahogany dashboard, albino virgin ox leather, and a cellular phone.
ALF, behind the wheel of the Ferrari he bought for Lynn, talking on the car's phone - and I cannot BELIEVE there is no GIF for it on BSky. Someone dropped the ball. Who do you call about this sort of outrage?!?
October 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I DON'T CARE, WILLIE, STOP THE CAR I'M HUNGRY
October 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Um - I don't know, Willie. I've never seen it. Maybe Mr. Ochmonek is handing these out?
A flyer which says: "This Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! For the first time ever open to the public - See the incredible Willie Tanner - Undisputed World Champion - then a pic of Willie, looking none too pleased, "vs" - then a pic of some neckties. Below that: "An unsorted mountain of neckties - Can he get them sorted in time for work the next six weeks? - The undercard: -Kate Tanner vs. a mountain of laundry -Lynn and Brian Tanner vs. a mountain of homework - (in very tiny print) And Lucky vs. the microwave - Your master of ceremonies: ALF - Limited Seating - Tickets: $8 in advance - $10 at the door - (tiny print) No refunds
October 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Hey! Watch it!
The same pic the OP posted, with the addition of an ALF toy ship in the sky.
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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There was an important meeting of the minds yesterday, to discuss, among other things, whether or not Reppy is too big. So what do you all think?

(I mean his avatar, not Reppy himself.)
Seated around a table are (from left) Chicky (@raptorinblack.bsky.social), Jamie (ltcdr-jamie-gates.bsky.social), and at right, ALF. Behind the table, walking towards it (or perhaps rolling) are Reppy (replicatorunit@bsky.social) and Scougs (@scougs.bsky.social). The table is in a futuristic looking room, lit dimly in purple.
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Ya got somethin' to say about it?
ALF, hands stretched in front of him, palms pointed up.
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Two panel meme, with three Klingons huddled over a viewer. At top, one says "Pilot, I didn't see you at cloaking practice today!" At bottom, another says, "Thank you, sir."
September 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I've written a book!

Available now in your better dollar stores.
"Hair" by "Prince ALF", done in the style of Prince Harry's book "Spare", and done with the author's limited photo manipulation skills. I've finally started reading "Spare", so staring at the cover gave me the idea... 'Hair' and 'Spare', get it? Please don't groan.
September 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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// I'm a little sad this weekend. I like period pieces like Downton Abbey, and really wanted to see the new film which came out I think today. I'd planned on it, but between me hearing about the film and today, the local theater shut its doors. Guess I'll just wait... :(
The Crawleys, with their long lost cousin, ALF.
September 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Did you know Willie used to be a lawyer? He had a little run-down radio station in Cincinnati as a client. This is why he's poor - bad life choices.

NOT THE ALIEN
Max Wright, as Mr. Frank Bartman, the attorney, in the WKRP in Cincinnati episode "Pills". He appeared twice in the show, both times as the attorney, the other episode also being a S4 episode, "Circumstantial Evidence".
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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That must be one cool store you got there.
Same pic as OP posted, but with the Pepsi sign behind the poster edited, the word PEPSI removed and the word ALF added. Not my cleverest joke but it is Thursday.
September 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM