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Jen Schroeder | Opal Dragon Designs
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Opal Dragon Designs Owner, Crafty, Interweb Weirdo, Speaks in Movie Quotes, Trust me, I'm hilarious!
Breda in the dark! Already decorated for winter holidays.
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Happy Halloween!! 😈👻🎃
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Monday mood
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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okay I really didnt want to have to do this, but im down to 12 days to figure this out.

we are moving back to Minnesota by the end of October, and we need help.

If you can donate, that would be amazing, but equally amazing would be sharing this for me.

thank you all so much
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October 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I haven't made anything out of polymer clay in a few years. I had an idea this week, and today, I made it a reality! So pretty! 😻
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
RIBBIT RIBBIT BITCHES
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Yesterday's mood has leeched into today.
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Everything reminds me of her..
October 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The sky during this morning's bike ride 😻
October 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
All of these mfkers on the right side need to learn what slapsgiving is. ALL OF THEM.
September 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In other news, I am absolutely delighted with the water color paints from IUILE 😍

They aren't on Bluesky yet, but you can find them through a search in your favorite search engine. Pricey, but so worth it!
July 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Guardians
Of
Pedophiles
July 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"To CBS and Paramount: A plague on your house." -Sandra Oh
July 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Go, go, fck yourself. Go, go, fck yourself.
#TheDailyShow #JonStewart
#CBS #Paramount #Colbert
July 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Considering the price of beef at the moment, this is an epic "Decisions were made" situation.
July 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Boston so far. What a lovely city!
July 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Flew into the US last week. We were a little nervous about immigration, but I still had confidence that NYC wasn't going to be a problem. I was right. Thanks, NYC, for the lovely welcome!!

Photo is the view we had from Queens.
July 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Hey look, I finally found Jesus!
July 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Having an iced coffee with a view! Mornin' NYC!
July 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Has it been 37 days yet? You know.. When Anonymous had some tea to spill? Or did I miss it because it was like a dud firecracker?
July 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Him: Peace is boring nuke your friends.

Me: But could you get a microwave big enough?
June 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I enjoy meeting new people, but as soon as they start spewing conspiracy theories that are typical toilet YouTube research, I mentally start blocking them out. Waste of my social battery.
June 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Needs a reshare. Why don't presidents fight the war??
June 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I'm allowed to share the finished product now as the gift has been given.
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh great. Now those crunchy parents we used to make fun will gaslight the general population into thinking they really are scientists. All while sitting on their toilets.
Jesus effing Christ on a popsicle stick
June 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM