Jen Schroeder | Opal Dragon Designs
@theoddartist.bsky.social
Opal Dragon Designs Owner, Crafty, Interweb Weirdo, Speaks in Movie Quotes, Trust me, I'm hilarious!
See also "labor diggers" 🤭
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
See also "labor diggers" 🤭
You seem like a good human and all good humans deserve better than whatever the fuck this shit is.. and I don't even live in the US..
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You seem like a good human and all good humans deserve better than whatever the fuck this shit is.. and I don't even live in the US..
Ah.. This takes me back to the December 3rd 1990 prediction. Living in MO at the time, we spent months at school preparing. There was a tiny shake about a month before lol
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Ah.. This takes me back to the December 3rd 1990 prediction. Living in MO at the time, we spent months at school preparing. There was a tiny shake about a month before lol
The AI face resembles one of his exes... 🤮
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The AI face resembles one of his exes... 🤮
Nope not weird! It means he takes care of himself. That's really awesome you got to meet him!
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Nope not weird! It means he takes care of himself. That's really awesome you got to meet him!
America's dad! 💙
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
America's dad! 💙
May every smooth appearing surface he touches have sharp and painful surprise spots.
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
May every smooth appearing surface he touches have sharp and painful surprise spots.
Aww man it got deleted..
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Aww man it got deleted..
BUT REESE'S HAVE PROTEIN!!
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
BUT REESE'S HAVE PROTEIN!!
Sounds like they wouldn't know which hole to fuck to make a baby either..
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sounds like they wouldn't know which hole to fuck to make a baby either..
It's based on the false narrative of all of them selling the cards for cash. Back before the cards, it was easier to sell, but it was maybe a handful of people actually doing it. Of course, we all know the target "abusers" they speak of aren't white.
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It's based on the false narrative of all of them selling the cards for cash. Back before the cards, it was easier to sell, but it was maybe a handful of people actually doing it. Of course, we all know the target "abusers" they speak of aren't white.
Best we can do is over the date ramen packets.
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Best we can do is over the date ramen packets.
My mom and I would spam each other with cards from them. They were the best!! 💙
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
My mom and I would spam each other with cards from them. They were the best!! 💙
I just saw one with a screenshot of all the pitches in one screen from the last game.. They said they nkw have a Halloween costume. It looks like a cloud of baseballs. 🤭
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I just saw one with a screenshot of all the pitches in one screen from the last game.. They said they nkw have a Halloween costume. It looks like a cloud of baseballs. 🤭
Dude looks like he's cosplaying the mypillow dipshit..
October 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Dude looks like he's cosplaying the mypillow dipshit..
Be sure to keep your meat clean before doing it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Be sure to keep your meat clean before doing it.
Mmmm naked breakfast...
October 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Mmmm naked breakfast...
Such fantasy.. 😉 There's a list..
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Such fantasy.. 😉 There's a list..
Yeah! Wtf are those taco trucks he threatened us with if he didn't win? Biden failed us! 🤣
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Yeah! Wtf are those taco trucks he threatened us with if he didn't win? Biden failed us! 🤣