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We’re not flakey we’re just exhausted, overbooked, and slightly emotionally unavailable.
#TooTiredToTextBack #FriendshipInYour30s #PlansPendingSince2019
#TooTiredToTextBack #FriendshipInYour30s #PlansPendingSince2019
May 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We’re not flakey we’re just exhausted, overbooked, and slightly emotionally unavailable.
#TooTiredToTextBack #FriendshipInYour30s #PlansPendingSince2019
#TooTiredToTextBack #FriendshipInYour30s #PlansPendingSince2019
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“If Swearing is considered adult language, why is it called childish behaviour, stay with me now.”
#MakeItMakeSense
#AdultLanguageChildishBehavior
#SwearLikeAGrownUp
#StayWithMeNow
#Logic404
#CussConfusion
#MakeItMakeSense
#AdultLanguageChildishBehavior
#SwearLikeAGrownUp
#StayWithMeNow
#Logic404
#CussConfusion
May 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“If Swearing is considered adult language, why is it called childish behaviour, stay with me now.”
#MakeItMakeSense
#AdultLanguageChildishBehavior
#SwearLikeAGrownUp
#StayWithMeNow
#Logic404
#CussConfusion
#MakeItMakeSense
#AdultLanguageChildishBehavior
#SwearLikeAGrownUp
#StayWithMeNow
#Logic404
#CussConfusion
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Maturing is realizing you don’t need fun to have alcohol… sometimes you just need a long week, a broken printer, and a stare into the void.
#GrownUpSips
#WineWithNoOccasion
#VodkaAndVibes
#NotDrunkJustDisappointed
#CheersToStress
#AdulthoodPouredNeat
#GrownUpSips
#WineWithNoOccasion
#VodkaAndVibes
#NotDrunkJustDisappointed
#CheersToStress
#AdulthoodPouredNeat
May 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Maturing is realizing you don’t need fun to have alcohol… sometimes you just need a long week, a broken printer, and a stare into the void.
#GrownUpSips
#WineWithNoOccasion
#VodkaAndVibes
#NotDrunkJustDisappointed
#CheersToStress
#AdulthoodPouredNeat
#GrownUpSips
#WineWithNoOccasion
#VodkaAndVibes
#NotDrunkJustDisappointed
#CheersToStress
#AdulthoodPouredNeat
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“Does anyone ever get bored and turn on Netflix, and decide you're not ready for that kind of
commitment. And then grab your phone and watch reels for
the next 4 hours.” #NetflixCommitmentIssues
#JustOneReelIGuess
#4HoursLater
#TooTiredToChoose
#ScrollingIsLife
#BingeWithoutPlot
commitment. And then grab your phone and watch reels for
the next 4 hours.” #NetflixCommitmentIssues
#JustOneReelIGuess
#4HoursLater
#TooTiredToChoose
#ScrollingIsLife
#BingeWithoutPlot
May 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
“Does anyone ever get bored and turn on Netflix, and decide you're not ready for that kind of
commitment. And then grab your phone and watch reels for
the next 4 hours.” #NetflixCommitmentIssues
#JustOneReelIGuess
#4HoursLater
#TooTiredToChoose
#ScrollingIsLife
#BingeWithoutPlot
commitment. And then grab your phone and watch reels for
the next 4 hours.” #NetflixCommitmentIssues
#JustOneReelIGuess
#4HoursLater
#TooTiredToChoose
#ScrollingIsLife
#BingeWithoutPlot
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Idk WHO needs to hear this, but u can NOT beat the arrival time on your GPS 😩 #GPSDontLie
#YouNotFasterThanSatellites
#ChillLeadfoot
#ETAIsNotAChallenge
#GoogleMapsWinsAgain
#StopTryingToRaceAI
#YouNotFasterThanSatellites
#ChillLeadfoot
#ETAIsNotAChallenge
#GoogleMapsWinsAgain
#StopTryingToRaceAI
June 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk WHO needs to hear this, but u can NOT beat the arrival time on your GPS 😩 #GPSDontLie
#YouNotFasterThanSatellites
#ChillLeadfoot
#ETAIsNotAChallenge
#GoogleMapsWinsAgain
#StopTryingToRaceAI
#YouNotFasterThanSatellites
#ChillLeadfoot
#ETAIsNotAChallenge
#GoogleMapsWinsAgain
#StopTryingToRaceAI
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One Day Ima Risk It All & Ask My Mama Who Tf She Think Dhe Talkin To😳🙄🤣#PrayForMeIfIDo
#RespectfullyDisrespectful
#MamaGotThemHands
#ICantComeToThePhone
#LastDayOnEarthVibes
#IDiedForAsking
#RespectfullyDisrespectful
#MamaGotThemHands
#ICantComeToThePhone
#LastDayOnEarthVibes
#IDiedForAsking
June 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
One Day Ima Risk It All & Ask My Mama Who Tf She Think Dhe Talkin To😳🙄🤣#PrayForMeIfIDo
#RespectfullyDisrespectful
#MamaGotThemHands
#ICantComeToThePhone
#LastDayOnEarthVibes
#IDiedForAsking
#RespectfullyDisrespectful
#MamaGotThemHands
#ICantComeToThePhone
#LastDayOnEarthVibes
#IDiedForAsking
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“I DIDNT FART MY ASS BLEW YOU A KISS”😘 💋
#SilentButFlirty
#LoveStinks
#KissMyGas
#BootyBlownAffection
#FlatulenceWithFeeling
#CupidGotIBS
#SilentButFlirty
#LoveStinks
#KissMyGas
#BootyBlownAffection
#FlatulenceWithFeeling
#CupidGotIBS
June 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“I DIDNT FART MY ASS BLEW YOU A KISS”😘 💋
#SilentButFlirty
#LoveStinks
#KissMyGas
#BootyBlownAffection
#FlatulenceWithFeeling
#CupidGotIBS
#SilentButFlirty
#LoveStinks
#KissMyGas
#BootyBlownAffection
#FlatulenceWithFeeling
#CupidGotIBS
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I asked my friend to spell “orange.” He said, “The fruit or the color?” I damn near passed out. Then he said, “Is that not a valid question?”🤦🏾♂️ 😂
#SpellingTrauma #OrangeCrisis #FruitOrColorChooseYourFighter
#SpellingTrauma #OrangeCrisis #FruitOrColorChooseYourFighter
May 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I asked my friend to spell “orange.” He said, “The fruit or the color?” I damn near passed out. Then he said, “Is that not a valid question?”🤦🏾♂️ 😂
#SpellingTrauma #OrangeCrisis #FruitOrColorChooseYourFighter
#SpellingTrauma #OrangeCrisis #FruitOrColorChooseYourFighter
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“Unless your kid is selling Don Julio get that fundraiser book out my face”
#NoMoreFundraisers
#IOnlyDonateToTequila
#KeepYourCookieDough
#UnlessItsDonJulioDontAsk
#NoMoreFundraisers
#IOnlyDonateToTequila
#KeepYourCookieDough
#UnlessItsDonJulioDontAsk
May 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“Unless your kid is selling Don Julio get that fundraiser book out my face”
#NoMoreFundraisers
#IOnlyDonateToTequila
#KeepYourCookieDough
#UnlessItsDonJulioDontAsk
#NoMoreFundraisers
#IOnlyDonateToTequila
#KeepYourCookieDough
#UnlessItsDonJulioDontAsk
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Critical thinking should be left to A.I. humans out here Googling “Can you survive on vibes?” and citing TikTok as their lawyer. Let the bots do the thinking while y’all keep seasoning chicken with zodiac signs.
#LetAIThink
#BrainOnVacation
#LogicNotFound
#ZodiacLawyers
#EmotionalSupportRobot
🤖⚖️🧠✨📉📱
#LetAIThink
#BrainOnVacation
#LogicNotFound
#ZodiacLawyers
#EmotionalSupportRobot
🤖⚖️🧠✨📉📱
May 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Critical thinking should be left to A.I. humans out here Googling “Can you survive on vibes?” and citing TikTok as their lawyer. Let the bots do the thinking while y’all keep seasoning chicken with zodiac signs.
#LetAIThink
#BrainOnVacation
#LogicNotFound
#ZodiacLawyers
#EmotionalSupportRobot
🤖⚖️🧠✨📉📱
#LetAIThink
#BrainOnVacation
#LogicNotFound
#ZodiacLawyers
#EmotionalSupportRobot
🤖⚖️🧠✨📉📱
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The government’s shutting down the Department of Education because apparently ignorance is finally getting full federal funding. Why teach kids critical thinking when conspiracy theories are cheaper and come with a YouTube link? #DefundIntelligence
#NoChildLeftInformed
#ReadingIsForElites
#NoChildLeftInformed
#ReadingIsForElites
May 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The government’s shutting down the Department of Education because apparently ignorance is finally getting full federal funding. Why teach kids critical thinking when conspiracy theories are cheaper and come with a YouTube link? #DefundIntelligence
#NoChildLeftInformed
#ReadingIsForElites
#NoChildLeftInformed
#ReadingIsForElites
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When you press 1 for English and still need a translator for the translator.
“Thank you ford Collin eighty & T” I’m calling customer support, not auditioning for a Dr. Seuss remix!
#CustomerServiceFails #LostInTranslation #Press1ForConfusion #CallCenterComedy #SpeechToMessUp #ThankYouFordReal
“Thank you ford Collin eighty & T” I’m calling customer support, not auditioning for a Dr. Seuss remix!
#CustomerServiceFails #LostInTranslation #Press1ForConfusion #CallCenterComedy #SpeechToMessUp #ThankYouFordReal
May 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When you press 1 for English and still need a translator for the translator.
“Thank you ford Collin eighty & T” I’m calling customer support, not auditioning for a Dr. Seuss remix!
#CustomerServiceFails #LostInTranslation #Press1ForConfusion #CallCenterComedy #SpeechToMessUp #ThankYouFordReal
“Thank you ford Collin eighty & T” I’m calling customer support, not auditioning for a Dr. Seuss remix!
#CustomerServiceFails #LostInTranslation #Press1ForConfusion #CallCenterComedy #SpeechToMessUp #ThankYouFordReal
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Work to: buy whiskey 🥃
Drink whiskey 🥃 : to forget work
It's my circle of life 🤦🏾♂️
#WorkToBuyWhiskey
#DrinkWhiskeyToForgetWork
#CircleOfLife
Drink whiskey 🥃 : to forget work
It's my circle of life 🤦🏾♂️
#WorkToBuyWhiskey
#DrinkWhiskeyToForgetWork
#CircleOfLife
March 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Work to: buy whiskey 🥃
Drink whiskey 🥃 : to forget work
It's my circle of life 🤦🏾♂️
#WorkToBuyWhiskey
#DrinkWhiskeyToForgetWork
#CircleOfLife
Drink whiskey 🥃 : to forget work
It's my circle of life 🤦🏾♂️
#WorkToBuyWhiskey
#DrinkWhiskeyToForgetWork
#CircleOfLife
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“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
#CommonSenseCrisis
#TruthHurts
#ApplyDaily
#ModernWisdom
#DeodorantForTheBrain
#CommonSenseCrisis
#TruthHurts
#ApplyDaily
#ModernWisdom
#DeodorantForTheBrain
May 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
#CommonSenseCrisis
#TruthHurts
#ApplyDaily
#ModernWisdom
#DeodorantForTheBrain
#CommonSenseCrisis
#TruthHurts
#ApplyDaily
#ModernWisdom
#DeodorantForTheBrain
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“Trump’s reopening Alcatraz says it’s the perfect place for ‘exclusive guests only.’ Mar-a-Locka.”
#MarALocka
#ExclusiveInmatesOnly
#AlcatrazResortsAndSentences
#NoEscapeClause
#PresidentialPenitentiary
#LuxuryLockdown
#MarALocka
#ExclusiveInmatesOnly
#AlcatrazResortsAndSentences
#NoEscapeClause
#PresidentialPenitentiary
#LuxuryLockdown
May 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“Trump’s reopening Alcatraz says it’s the perfect place for ‘exclusive guests only.’ Mar-a-Locka.”
#MarALocka
#ExclusiveInmatesOnly
#AlcatrazResortsAndSentences
#NoEscapeClause
#PresidentialPenitentiary
#LuxuryLockdown
#MarALocka
#ExclusiveInmatesOnly
#AlcatrazResortsAndSentences
#NoEscapeClause
#PresidentialPenitentiary
#LuxuryLockdown
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Donald Trump tried to write an autobiography, but every time he got to Chapter 11, the book filed for bankruptcy.😂😂😂😂
#ArtOfTheDebt
#BankruptcyBestSeller
#FailedBookerPrize
#WorstSellerEver
#TrumpWroteTheBookOnBankruptcy
#CantEvenFinishHisOwnStory
#IvankaProofreadThis😂
#ArtOfTheDebt
#BankruptcyBestSeller
#FailedBookerPrize
#WorstSellerEver
#TrumpWroteTheBookOnBankruptcy
#CantEvenFinishHisOwnStory
#IvankaProofreadThis😂
May 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Donald Trump tried to write an autobiography, but every time he got to Chapter 11, the book filed for bankruptcy.😂😂😂😂
#ArtOfTheDebt
#BankruptcyBestSeller
#FailedBookerPrize
#WorstSellerEver
#TrumpWroteTheBookOnBankruptcy
#CantEvenFinishHisOwnStory
#IvankaProofreadThis😂
#ArtOfTheDebt
#BankruptcyBestSeller
#FailedBookerPrize
#WorstSellerEver
#TrumpWroteTheBookOnBankruptcy
#CantEvenFinishHisOwnStory
#IvankaProofreadThis😂
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“They gave me $1,000 to self-deport. Next thing I know, I’m launched out of the country by a giant ACME slingshot, midair with a suitcase in one hand and a burrito in the other. I crash through customs like a Looney Tune character!
#SelfDeportationChronicles
#LooneyTunesLife
#ACMESlingshotExpress
#SelfDeportationChronicles
#LooneyTunesLife
#ACMESlingshotExpress
May 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“They gave me $1,000 to self-deport. Next thing I know, I’m launched out of the country by a giant ACME slingshot, midair with a suitcase in one hand and a burrito in the other. I crash through customs like a Looney Tune character!
#SelfDeportationChronicles
#LooneyTunesLife
#ACMESlingshotExpress
#SelfDeportationChronicles
#LooneyTunesLife
#ACMESlingshotExpress
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The U.S. Army’s planning a parade for its anniversary and Trump’s birthday because nothing says ‘military strength’ like tanks, fireworks, and a 78-year-old man demanding cake shaped like the Constitution he forgot to read!
#ArmyParadeMadness
#BirthdayBattalion
#TankAndCake
#StarsStripesAndSprinkles
#ArmyParadeMadness
#BirthdayBattalion
#TankAndCake
#StarsStripesAndSprinkles
May 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The U.S. Army’s planning a parade for its anniversary and Trump’s birthday because nothing says ‘military strength’ like tanks, fireworks, and a 78-year-old man demanding cake shaped like the Constitution he forgot to read!
#ArmyParadeMadness
#BirthdayBattalion
#TankAndCake
#StarsStripesAndSprinkles
#ArmyParadeMadness
#BirthdayBattalion
#TankAndCake
#StarsStripesAndSprinkles
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Just another magical day in corporate bliss: a gaslighting file system, a manager coughing like they’re trying out for Patient Zero, and a headache so prompt it deserves a W-2. Just missing a fire drill and someone nuking salmon in the break-room.
#CorporateSurvival #BreakroomBiowarfare
#CorporateSurvival #BreakroomBiowarfare
May 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Just another magical day in corporate bliss: a gaslighting file system, a manager coughing like they’re trying out for Patient Zero, and a headache so prompt it deserves a W-2. Just missing a fire drill and someone nuking salmon in the break-room.
#CorporateSurvival #BreakroomBiowarfare
#CorporateSurvival #BreakroomBiowarfare
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When I was growing up, we didn’t have babysitters… God was on duty 😇👀🙏 #DivineDaycare #WatchedByTheBest #NoBabysitterNeeded
February 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When I was growing up, we didn’t have babysitters… God was on duty 😇👀🙏 #DivineDaycare #WatchedByTheBest #NoBabysitterNeeded
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No matter how photogenic you are, your ID photo will humble you real quick 📸➡️😵😂 #IDStruggles #MugshotVibes #WhyMe
February 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
No matter how photogenic you are, your ID photo will humble you real quick 📸➡️😵😂 #IDStruggles #MugshotVibes #WhyMe
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Them UberEats and DoorDash prices will have you double-checking the kitchen like 🍳👀💸 #LetMeCook #TooExpensive #DeliveryRegrets
February 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Them UberEats and DoorDash prices will have you double-checking the kitchen like 🍳👀💸 #LetMeCook #TooExpensive #DeliveryRegrets
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🤔 💭 Ever been in the car with someone driving like we got extra lives? 🚗💨😳🎮 #MarioKartVibes #SlowDownFam #ExtraLifeWho #JesusTakeTheWheel #RideOrDieLiterally #CantRespawnIRL
February 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
🤔 💭 Ever been in the car with someone driving like we got extra lives? 🚗💨😳🎮 #MarioKartVibes #SlowDownFam #ExtraLifeWho #JesusTakeTheWheel #RideOrDieLiterally #CantRespawnIRL
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I just want someone to hold me the way the IRS is holding my taxes… 😩💸🥺 #IRSbae #TaxSeasonLove #ForeverHolding #RefundRomance #CantLetGo #WhereMyMoneyAt
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just want someone to hold me the way the IRS is holding my taxes… 😩💸🥺 #IRSbae #TaxSeasonLove #ForeverHolding #RefundRomance #CantLetGo #WhereMyMoneyAt