Man, I saw somebody say, “If brain-eating bacteria got in your head, it would starve,” and I ain’t been the same since. Been using it on folks like it’s my personal catchphrase. #BrainOnVacation #IntellectualFamine #RIPToYoThoughts #NoFoodForBacteria

Critical thinking should be left to A.I. humans out here Googling “Can you survive on vibes?” and citing TikTok as their lawyer. Let the bots do the thinking while y’all keep seasoning chicken with zodiac signs.
#LetAIThink
#BrainOnVacation
#LogicNotFound
#ZodiacLawyers
#EmotionalSupportRobot
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