Michael
@themikerobe.bsky.social
A transient (tourist) using the library gripes that transients use the library.
Assuming he means homeless people when he says transients, it's odd to gripe that locals who need their library far more than him are using it.
Assuming he means homeless people when he says transients, it's odd to gripe that locals who need their library far more than him are using it.
January 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
A transient (tourist) using the library gripes that transients use the library.
Assuming he means homeless people when he says transients, it's odd to gripe that locals who need their library far more than him are using it.
Assuming he means homeless people when he says transients, it's odd to gripe that locals who need their library far more than him are using it.
It's such a shame waffle House only sells - no French toast, no pancakes.
January 19, 2026 at 6:11 AM
It's such a shame waffle House only sells - no French toast, no pancakes.
When the bar starts playing Billy Ray Cyrus: Well I guess it's my time to go.
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 AM
When the bar starts playing Billy Ray Cyrus: Well I guess it's my time to go.
The first thing I ate this year was the expired "stuck in a road closure" protein bar I keep in my car because it took over an hour to get out of the gateway's parking garage.
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The first thing I ate this year was the expired "stuck in a road closure" protein bar I keep in my car because it took over an hour to get out of the gateway's parking garage.
A year ago the laundry subreddit was terrible, full of bad advice.
This guy has single handedly converted it to a place full of great advice, and he even has laundry themed commentary on fragile masculinity!
This guy has single handedly converted it to a place full of great advice, and he even has laundry themed commentary on fragile masculinity!
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
A year ago the laundry subreddit was terrible, full of bad advice.
This guy has single handedly converted it to a place full of great advice, and he even has laundry themed commentary on fragile masculinity!
This guy has single handedly converted it to a place full of great advice, and he even has laundry themed commentary on fragile masculinity!
I've heard his name for so long, and know so little about the NBA that I was actually a little surprised he's still playing when I saw this. I would've guessed he was retired.
LeBron James put up eight points in the Lakers 123-120 win over the Raptors.
It's the first time since 2007 he hasn't reached 10 points in a regular season game.
It's the first time since 2007 he hasn't reached 10 points in a regular season game.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I've heard his name for so long, and know so little about the NBA that I was actually a little surprised he's still playing when I saw this. I would've guessed he was retired.
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What could possibly go wrong if you buy #botox on the internet & inject it at home yourself? PLENTY, it turns out. Three people from NY, WI & TX were hospitalized for 3-6 days. One required mechanical ventilation. Don't try this at home!
Reported in #CDC's #MMWR.
www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes...
Reported in #CDC's #MMWR.
www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes...
Notes from the Field: Severe Illnesses After ...
This report describes the public health response to three patients from different states who developed severe illness after self-injecting botulinum toxin.
www.cdc.gov
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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@sadie6.bsky.social and I are starting up a Junk journal club. If you're interested in joining a northern utah craft club and meeting other people interested in community building we would love to have you! Hit us up on IG junkjournalclubut to RSVP!
October 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@sadie6.bsky.social and I are starting up a Junk journal club. If you're interested in joining a northern utah craft club and meeting other people interested in community building we would love to have you! Hit us up on IG junkjournalclubut to RSVP!
The nickname for University of Tennessee teams/students is "volunteers" as in you'd yell "go volunteers".
That's probably the worst name I've heard, and I just came from Chapel Hill where the UNC Tar Heels should be in the competition for worst name but they're not even in the same league.
That's probably the worst name I've heard, and I just came from Chapel Hill where the UNC Tar Heels should be in the competition for worst name but they're not even in the same league.
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The nickname for University of Tennessee teams/students is "volunteers" as in you'd yell "go volunteers".
That's probably the worst name I've heard, and I just came from Chapel Hill where the UNC Tar Heels should be in the competition for worst name but they're not even in the same league.
That's probably the worst name I've heard, and I just came from Chapel Hill where the UNC Tar Heels should be in the competition for worst name but they're not even in the same league.
It's 1 am in this college town and 2 cars playing john Mayer just pulled into this parking garage and 2 college aged guys with pillows got into the trunk/cargo area of one of the cars and they drove off
September 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's 1 am in this college town and 2 cars playing john Mayer just pulled into this parking garage and 2 college aged guys with pillows got into the trunk/cargo area of one of the cars and they drove off
Raising canes fans are so incorrect. It's definitely below average for fried chicken
September 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Raising canes fans are so incorrect. It's definitely below average for fried chicken
At some point I'm probably gonna start wondering if I don't understand my nieces and nephews because I don't know their references anymore or if I don't understand them because I need hearing aids
September 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
At some point I'm probably gonna start wondering if I don't understand my nieces and nephews because I don't know their references anymore or if I don't understand them because I need hearing aids
Hampton Inn said what if we just cover up the sanitize light?
September 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hampton Inn said what if we just cover up the sanitize light?
What Fitbit says my sleeping style is. 😭 I don't wanna be such a bad sleeper!
September 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What Fitbit says my sleeping style is. 😭 I don't wanna be such a bad sleeper!
Normally I'd hate on someone for eating donuts with a fork, but tonight that's me 🤷
August 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Normally I'd hate on someone for eating donuts with a fork, but tonight that's me 🤷
After I ordered an entree, the waiter asked if I wanted an order of quac "for the table" as if I wasn't the only person at the table. But yes, I do
August 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
After I ordered an entree, the waiter asked if I wanted an order of quac "for the table" as if I wasn't the only person at the table. But yes, I do
I hate when I'm enjoying a song and then Brendon Urie comes screeching in to ruin it when it's not even his song
August 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hate when I'm enjoying a song and then Brendon Urie comes screeching in to ruin it when it's not even his song
My nephews have been here 38 hours, and the usual sleep deprivation from staying up with them started immediately.
I've only gotten 4 hours and 5 minutes of sleep (which was at 4 am) in those 38 hours.
I've only gotten 4 hours and 5 minutes of sleep (which was at 4 am) in those 38 hours.
July 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My nephews have been here 38 hours, and the usual sleep deprivation from staying up with them started immediately.
I've only gotten 4 hours and 5 minutes of sleep (which was at 4 am) in those 38 hours.
I've only gotten 4 hours and 5 minutes of sleep (which was at 4 am) in those 38 hours.
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#CDC reports the confirmed #measles count in the country so far this year has hit 1,288, the highest single year total since 1992 — and the highest since measles was declared eliminated in the US in 2000. www.statnews.com/2025/07/09/m...
U.S. sees most single-year measles cases since it declared disease eliminated
The U.S. has now recorded more confirmed measles cases this year than in any year in well over a quarter-century.
www.statnews.com
July 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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This is hilarious
www.inc.com/ben-sherry/a...
www.inc.com/ben-sherry/a...
An AI Ran a Vending Machine for a Month and Proved It Couldn't Even Handle Passive Income
Anthropic tried testing Claude’s ability to run a passive-income business. Then came the weird existential crisis.
www.inc.com
June 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is hilarious
www.inc.com/ben-sherry/a...
www.inc.com/ben-sherry/a...
This is the stupidest response to someone letting you know you're violating health recommendations.
I'm fine because of my sample size of 1, study duration of months, and outcome measurements of 0.
I'm fine because of my sample size of 1, study duration of months, and outcome measurements of 0.
June 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This is the stupidest response to someone letting you know you're violating health recommendations.
I'm fine because of my sample size of 1, study duration of months, and outcome measurements of 0.
I'm fine because of my sample size of 1, study duration of months, and outcome measurements of 0.
I change my phone wallpaper less often than HBO Max changes their logo.
May 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I change my phone wallpaper less often than HBO Max changes their logo.
Just thinking of the 3 people I've backpacked with who've had 60 - 70 pound bags with canned food. It must have been so painful that I almost feel bad for them
April 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just thinking of the 3 people I've backpacked with who've had 60 - 70 pound bags with canned food. It must have been so painful that I almost feel bad for them
I've always hated the term "six figures" because it's so vague that it's kinda useless. Use 2 more words and provide a much smaller, more usable range.
March 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've always hated the term "six figures" because it's so vague that it's kinda useless. Use 2 more words and provide a much smaller, more usable range.
Foot traffic was down 4.7% YoY at Target for the week that began Feb 24, when foot traffic was down less than 1% at Walmart, was up 1% at Best Buy, and up 6.7% at Costco and had been up for the previous four weeks as well.
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
Target foot traffic falls for fifth consecutive week after its DEI reversal
The company also was hit hard by one-day economic blackout, per Placer.ai.
www.retailbrew.com
March 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Foot traffic was down 4.7% YoY at Target for the week that began Feb 24, when foot traffic was down less than 1% at Walmart, was up 1% at Best Buy, and up 6.7% at Costco and had been up for the previous four weeks as well.
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...