A transient (tourist) using the library gripes that transients use the library.
Assuming he means homeless people when he says transients, it's odd to gripe that locals who need their library far more than him are using it.

A year ago the laundry subreddit was terrible, full of bad advice.
This guy has single handedly converted it to a place full of great advice, and he even has laundry themed commentary on fragile masculinity!

Hampton Inn said what if we just cover up the sanitize light?

What Fitbit says my sleeping style is. 😭 I don't wanna be such a bad sleeper!

Normally I'd hate on someone for eating donuts with a fork, but tonight that's me 🤷

This is the stupidest response to someone letting you know you're violating health recommendations.

I'm fine because of my sample size of 1, study duration of months, and outcome measurements of 0.

I change my phone wallpaper less often than HBO Max changes their logo.

I've always hated the term "six figures" because it's so vague that it's kinda useless. Use 2 more words and provide a much smaller, more usable range.

These shoes should've been a Twix collab

Those Southwest flight attendants who identify as comedians are gonna start roasting people who don't walk fast enough

On a party invite I just got, from someone who I already as dy have reservations being friends with: