Michael Lambert
@themichaellambert.bsky.social
DC Lobbyist, Avid Reader, Razorback Sports, DC Sports, and Terrible Cook
At what point do people realize someone dies every year at a #WhiteLotus resort? I feel this would eventually be a problem for the resort chain…
April 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
At what point do people realize someone dies every year at a #WhiteLotus resort? I feel this would eventually be a problem for the resort chain…
I think this would actually give public school kids an advantage over private school kids…
With Mrs. WWE leading education, kids are going to be put in a ring and fight it out for funding.
March 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think this would actually give public school kids an advantage over private school kids…
Soccer/Futbol is way more entertaining to watch than basketball, baseball, or football but I’m not waking up at 6am on a Saturday to watch the Premiere League, and MLS doesn’t have the talent to be as fun to watch. I said what I said
January 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Soccer/Futbol is way more entertaining to watch than basketball, baseball, or football but I’m not waking up at 6am on a Saturday to watch the Premiere League, and MLS doesn’t have the talent to be as fun to watch. I said what I said
Can @mcuban.bsky.social buy a new sports team for me to support that’s not in Dallas? Literally anywhere but Dallas….or Ohio.
January 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can @mcuban.bsky.social buy a new sports team for me to support that’s not in Dallas? Literally anywhere but Dallas….or Ohio.
1000% agreed
We can all agree, no matter our politics, that chef José Andrés deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his amazing work with World Central Kitchen in disaster-stricken areas across the U.S. and the world.
January 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
1000% agreed
Reposted by Michael Lambert
He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
I’m just hoping I have the money and energy to get myself a little treat on the weekends…
Over 2+ years of working on a biography of Elon Musk, I've learned that his ambitions are significantly grander than anyone realizes. He wants to be the first trillionaire ever. He wants to be the most famous human who ever lived. He wants to rule the world. He wants to live forever.
All literally.
All literally.
December 10, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I’m just hoping I have the money and energy to get myself a little treat on the weekends…
I’m competitive but like beer league competitive #fridaythoughts
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I’m competitive but like beer league competitive #fridaythoughts
If there are any Call of Duty developers on here I just want to apologize for whatever I did to wrong you. I’m truly sorry. Please make it to where all of my guns aren’t nerfed and it only takes half a shot to put me down. Please. Pretty please.
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
If there are any Call of Duty developers on here I just want to apologize for whatever I did to wrong you. I’m truly sorry. Please make it to where all of my guns aren’t nerfed and it only takes half a shot to put me down. Please. Pretty please.
Doing a rewatch of Succession and I realize that Tom really was the only one who knew what he was doing
December 5, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Doing a rewatch of Succession and I realize that Tom really was the only one who knew what he was doing
I don’t have much to say today so here’s a post with one of my favorite paintings of all time. Camille Pissaro’s The Boulevard Montmarte on a Winter Morning. What is your favorite? #art #artsky #impressionism
December 5, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I don’t have much to say today so here’s a post with one of my favorite paintings of all time. Camille Pissaro’s The Boulevard Montmarte on a Winter Morning. What is your favorite? #art #artsky #impressionism
Well!?
December 2, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Well!?
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
Every time I travel during the holidays. #holidaytravel #thanskgiving
a group of people are standing in a line with the words " there 's too many people in this world we need a new plague "
ALT: a group of people are standing in a line with the words " there 's too many people in this world we need a new plague "
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November 27, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Every time I travel during the holidays. #holidaytravel #thanskgiving