Michael Lambert
@themichaellambert.bsky.social
DC Lobbyist, Avid Reader, Razorback Sports, DC Sports, and Terrible Cook
5:30 jazzercise
grinch says " 6:30 dinner with me i can t cancel that again "
ALT: grinch says " 6:30 dinner with me i can t cancel that again "
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January 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
5:30 jazzercise
But then you’ll have to put me into another coma so I don’t have to suffer watching the Nats
January 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
But then you’ll have to put me into another coma so I don’t have to suffer watching the Nats
But alligator’s are more ornery because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush
January 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
But alligator’s are more ornery because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush
While I lived in Arkansas I only had 2 washing machines in my yard. It was tough times back then. Our neighbors had more money than us so they usually had 4 or 5 washing machines in the yard
December 22, 2024 at 4:35 PM
While I lived in Arkansas I only had 2 washing machines in my yard. It was tough times back then. Our neighbors had more money than us so they usually had 4 or 5 washing machines in the yard
Here I was thinking 84 was legendary but…
December 9, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Here I was thinking 84 was legendary but…
I once received framed pictures of myself. Candid of me sitting at my desk working. To this day I’m not sure if I’m flattered or freaked out
December 9, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I once received framed pictures of myself. Candid of me sitting at my desk working. To this day I’m not sure if I’m flattered or freaked out
10 of those 15 years should be great 🤞🏻
December 9, 2024 at 1:08 PM
10 of those 15 years should be great 🤞🏻
I saw someone attribute it to Escape from Butcher Bay and now I’m stoked
December 7, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I saw someone attribute it to Escape from Butcher Bay and now I’m stoked
You’re missing out. Someone DM’d me to join the Illuminati. I always thought it would be more of a ritual, but adapt to the times amirite?
December 7, 2024 at 3:30 AM
You’re missing out. Someone DM’d me to join the Illuminati. I always thought it would be more of a ritual, but adapt to the times amirite?
Is…is that not a reasonable response?
December 7, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Is…is that not a reasonable response?
Bon Travail!
December 6, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Bon Travail!
That’s really high praise
December 6, 2024 at 3:00 AM
That’s really high praise
Which do you prefer so I can tailor my messages a little better
December 6, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Which do you prefer so I can tailor my messages a little better
I prefer to start with “first off, the audacity…”
December 6, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I prefer to start with “first off, the audacity…”