The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
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#Wülferhamptonian
#JamFirst
Profanagiest
Frustrating Bastard
Ex Vampier
Belligerent malcontent
Tuberdoor
Singest
Rhymist
Storyteller
Lute twanglist
Ye Mercia Beat decomposer
Wilfully obtuse
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm
He called me a cunt, not an arsehole.
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Given than we’re in a medieval settlement and that stamps haven’t been invented yet: No.

But that’s Wülferhampton for you. It’s gloriously inconsistent.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social is in no way involved.
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I hadn’t noticed. I just drift through the wall.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
That would keep most people out.

However…
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
By definition, that would be the floor below.
a man in a suit says " don 't call me shirley "
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November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That really would amount to murder on the dance floor.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Number of the Bretwalda⁶⁶⁶

⁶⁶⁶ Wanker.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Can you lend me a quid? (I’ll need a stamp as well).
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How do I get verified?
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Clever.

Almost too clever.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Are we getting our Travolta confused with our Elvis?¹

Accidental wine?

¹ Actually, that’s so fucking patronising that I’m almost embarrassed by it.²

² Almost.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Regrettably, they tend to find their way there prematurely.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The going away forever bit.
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s written on a note pinned to your writing desk in your private office.

Not that I need a door code.

Which, coincidentally, is why I know it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That’s the bunny.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Actually. I’d watch it. 😬🤪🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Number of the Bretwalda⁶⁶⁶

⁶⁶⁶ Wanker.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's not held me back though.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM