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C’mon Lobsty
He/Him LMSW. Tattoos. Cooking.
Bring beer & wings, please.
Buffalo Sports. Nazi Punks fuck off.
Pinned
Oh ya, follow my other account to keep up on my forging shenanigans. The iron kind, not the legal document kind… yet… @steelbymax.bsky.social
I wanna start using PA slang even tho I am not from there. Call it a buyinz.

#yinzer #PA #Pittsburgh #slang #yinz #chipchopham #dippyeggs
May 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social I may be completely unoriginal here but I started envisioning #AreaX as if it were an anime or anime-esque (vis-à-vis Scavenger’s Reign) and started getting legitimately excited. You think it could ever happen?
May 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Where my #Borderlands fans at? Is Elon not just IRL Handsome Jack!? Fuck.

#videogames #megalomaniac #Borderlands2 #fps #politics #BL2 #hyperion #tesla
May 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Oh ya, follow my other account to keep up on my forging shenanigans. The iron kind, not the legal document kind… yet… @steelbymax.bsky.social
March 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Man armadillos are such sleepers for coolest animals.
March 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
So many of my fellow social workers are freaking out and rightfully so. Enough with the self-care bullshit we need to organize.

#solidarity #Unionize #OrganizeNow #CollectiveBargaining #FairPay #SocialWork #SocialWorker #fuckfascism
February 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I really hope more of the brands and bands i follow show up here because I hate having IG.
January 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Y’all, I’m tired.
January 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Nazi Saluting Elon Musk Sees Spike in Approval Rating Amongst School Shooters

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Nazi Saluting Elon Musk Sees Spike in Approval Rating Amongst School Shooters
Elon Musk’s double Nazi salute during today’s inauguration parade led to a tidal wave of approval amongst the nation’s potential school shooters.
thehardtimes.net
January 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My dog hates when I am in the kitchen for some reason. I don’t think my cooking is THAT bad.
November 30, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Listening to the talkin bout re:animated movies and for Ghibli movies, how did we overlook @bransonreese.bsky.social as the Baron from the Cat Returns!? @rudetales.bsky.social @whirringblender.bsky.social @jplepore.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 AM
November 14, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Deleted one of my twitters. The other is my music one so idk.
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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Looking good sir!! 🇺🇸
oh no he looked at the ark
August 23, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Listening to Kamala, I keep yelling YAS AUNTIE
August 23, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Hear me out: the Pentatonics do the Mortal Kombat song.
#coversong #thepentatonics #mortalkombat #games #fighting #90s
August 19, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Happy Bday to @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social to celebrate try writing cryptic menacing messages down your favorite fire escape stairwell.
July 8, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Sorta forgot I had this. I’ve had so many clever thoughts that have gone un-uh… skied?
June 16, 2024 at 3:07 AM
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social just got the signed copy of Borne for my wife’s birthday and she loves it! Thank you so much!!
June 16, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Resident goblin stole someone else’s food, chewed on it, spit it back on the plate and other kid came up and ate it. Children are ungovernable. #socialwork #schoolsocialwork
February 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Gave one of my students a shoutout for working hard to control his anger. Next day he flips a table and calls his teacher a fucking bitch 🙃 #socialwork #schoolsocialwork
February 8, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Gotta love when your little kiddos sneeze right into the kinetic sand. Twice. #schoolsocialworker #socialwork
February 1, 2024 at 4:39 PM