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Matt
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Poet. Comedian. Dreamweaver.
@manruss.bsky.social I finally caught up on Second Coming and I just wanted to say that it is a beautiful examination of faith, love and sacrifice that speaks to both a former Catholic and a comic book lover in a way that nothing else has.
June 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Lessons learned from The Music Man:
1. To solve the male loneliness epidemic, all men should be put into barbershop quartets.
February 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you are an audiophile and you voted for Trump, I hope you enjoy shooting yourself in the foot. #ChiFi
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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i wasn’t even being hyperbolic
February 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Not sure if Republicans don't realize this or just don't care but most companies that have DEI initiatives also encompass the hiring of veterans as most leave the service without higher ed degrees, certifications and workforce experience that a lot of other prospective hires would have. #TrumpEOs
January 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm no lawyer but if the "logic" behind eliminating birthright citizenship for illegal immigrants is that illegal immigrants are not subject to the 14th Amendment because the Constitution only applies to legal citizens, that means that none of the Constitution applies to them as well
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Will be praying to the ghost of William Henry Harrison for the next 30 days. Praise be. #trumpinauguration
January 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Trying to manifest the energy and confidence of an underqualified Trump cabinet nominee during my next job interview.
January 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Instead of saying "my hot take is...", start saying "My manifesto is..."
I’m sorry but 262 words is not a manifesto. It’s a statement. Maybe a communique. Not a manifesto.
December 12, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Right now, there is someone typing a Substack post about how the UHC CEO and Elphaba are basically the same.

I am begging you to stop typing plz.
December 10, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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me: everyone prepare their christmas song?

guy who wrote jingle bells: mine is about bells & horses

me: aw ☺️

guy who wrote silver bells: mine is also mostly abt bells

me: oh. hm. thats fine

guy who wrote carol of the bells: [lighting match & running fingers through it] this world is a nightmare
December 5, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Favorite trope of heist movies/TV: when at the end, the whole team shows up one by one and then they walk off together. Makes me tear up.
December 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
The entire visual language/story arc of Wicked, Part 1 is full superhero origin story, especially the last 15 minutes. So great.
#wicked #defyinggravity
December 2, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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More people should read astro city by kurt busiek and brent anderson and alex ross

It's one of the comics that you regret if you don't read it
November 24, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Bruce Springsteen: Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night

Me: Oh no. At least his house is ok
November 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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Doctor: You have the same disease as the girl in Airplane

Me: Oh God what is it?

Doctor: A movie with Leslie Nielsen but that's not important right now
November 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Y'all today is a good day.
#inforwars #alexjones #gayfrogs
November 14, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I'm not too old to get into Linkin Park. Right?
Right?

Right?
April 30, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Thoughts after my dental implant: my gums are right stuffed
April 23, 2024 at 6:10 PM
January 25, 2024 at 2:20 AM
The fact that we live in a world where Barbie has to be made the way it was guarantees that we also live in a world where it will never win Best Picture and it will never be appreciated in the older male-dominated Academy. #Oscars2024
January 24, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Me every other day in a year: "The Oscars are irrelevant in the context of modern filmmaking".

Me the day Oscar nominations are announced: "IF ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE DOESN'T WIN, BEST ANIMATED FEATURE, I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND."
January 24, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Does it weird anyone else out when a character in a Netflix show is watching a show on Netflix? Bode is watching the Dark Crystal sequel in Locke and Key and I'm going down a rabbit hole in my head now.
#LockeAndKey
December 19, 2023 at 6:11 PM
I'll Be An Afterthought When I Am Gone
Written by me.
#poetry

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December 17, 2023 at 10:28 PM