The Massage Witch
@themassagewitch.bsky.social
Hi, I'm The Massage Witch
Glasgow based
I do massage, I keep weird pets, I'm into wargames and Roleplay games and I dabble in witch stuff
Glasgow based
I do massage, I keep weird pets, I'm into wargames and Roleplay games and I dabble in witch stuff
Realized I forgot to have dinner today so 11pm fried eggs and bacon it is 😅
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Realized I forgot to have dinner today so 11pm fried eggs and bacon it is 😅
Just finished Brutal Cunnin. It was pretty great 😃
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just finished Brutal Cunnin. It was pretty great 😃
Having a French Martini Twist
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Having a French Martini Twist
Finally got to give a massage today after being ill for a week
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Finally got to give a massage today after being ill for a week
BF makin me sweet drinks 🥰 🍸
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
BF makin me sweet drinks 🥰 🍸
One of my partners made me a cocktail he called a Marmamade With Love (also I'm finally reading the ethical slut)
September 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One of my partners made me a cocktail he called a Marmamade With Love (also I'm finally reading the ethical slut)
Got to see Sea Buckthorn over the weekend. Can't stress how much this plant looks like it's in greyscale
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Got to see Sea Buckthorn over the weekend. Can't stress how much this plant looks like it's in greyscale
Boy friend made me these decadent slutty juicy burgers 🤤💕
September 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Boy friend made me these decadent slutty juicy burgers 🤤💕
Been making a lot more of these Slaanesh doggos for a silly project that has taken over my mind
September 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Been making a lot more of these Slaanesh doggos for a silly project that has taken over my mind
The lone surviving murder/cannibal black cricket in their new forever home 😅
August 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The lone surviving murder/cannibal black cricket in their new forever home 😅
Started Piranesi 😎
August 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Started Piranesi 😎
Tried to get a pic of my guinea pig sleeping, only for him to assume I have food 😅
August 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tried to get a pic of my guinea pig sleeping, only for him to assume I have food 😅
Had a passion fruit martini 😋 (actually had two 🥂)
August 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Had a passion fruit martini 😋 (actually had two 🥂)
Window boxes are starting to look nice 😊
July 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Window boxes are starting to look nice 😊
The sedums that grow wild on my roof are flowering 😮
July 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The sedums that grow wild on my roof are flowering 😮
Saw multiple ladybirds today. Must be the time of year
July 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Saw multiple ladybirds today. Must be the time of year
We're going with silly nails today
June 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We're going with silly nails today
Fox and Cubs (the wild flower) Never seen so many in one place 😮🧡
June 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fox and Cubs (the wild flower) Never seen so many in one place 😮🧡
Finished up some Infinity models for one of my BFs 😊🖌️🎨 #infinitygame #panoceania
June 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Finished up some Infinity models for one of my BFs 😊🖌️🎨 #infinitygame #panoceania
Scratch built giant maggot looks even better with the gloss varnish
June 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Scratch built giant maggot looks even better with the gloss varnish
Made breakfast rolls for on of my BFs ❤️
June 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Made breakfast rolls for on of my BFs ❤️
Tried my hand at scratch building a model for D&D (more to prove to myself I could than anything else)
June 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tried my hand at scratch building a model for D&D (more to prove to myself I could than anything else)
My nails look delicious 🤤
June 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My nails look delicious 🤤