The Massage Witch
@themassagewitch.bsky.social
Hi, I'm The Massage Witch
Glasgow based
I do massage, I keep weird pets, I'm into wargames and Roleplay games and I dabble in witch stuff
Glasgow based
I do massage, I keep weird pets, I'm into wargames and Roleplay games and I dabble in witch stuff
My obsession with D&D terrain continues
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
My obsession with D&D terrain continues
Today is going well 😊
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Today is going well 😊
Making some dungeon tiles for roleplay games
This first undercoat is making them look weirdly delicious 😅🍫
This first undercoat is making them look weirdly delicious 😅🍫
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Making some dungeon tiles for roleplay games
This first undercoat is making them look weirdly delicious 😅🍫
This first undercoat is making them look weirdly delicious 😅🍫
Rounding off a nice day x
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Rounding off a nice day x
Got some Drow minis for Christmas which got speed painted yesterday (also I can't stop wasting money on cute tiny furniture 😬)
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Got some Drow minis for Christmas which got speed painted yesterday (also I can't stop wasting money on cute tiny furniture 😬)
Got rained on but still enjoying dinner
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Got rained on but still enjoying dinner
Threw together an experimental apple loaf. It's delicious but texture could use some work I think 🤔
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Threw together an experimental apple loaf. It's delicious but texture could use some work I think 🤔
Three cocktails in and my boyfriend is stuffing cocktail sausages from his bag into my mouth while the staff aren't looking so I can sober up and enjoy more cocktails 🤣
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Three cocktails in and my boyfriend is stuffing cocktail sausages from his bag into my mouth while the staff aren't looking so I can sober up and enjoy more cocktails 🤣
First of hopefully many baking projects in 2026
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
First of hopefully many baking projects in 2026
Started a Skyrim play-through (had a massive Skyrim phase about 4 years back and felt like it’s time again)
I’m doing all the hearthfire cottage core stuff (as usual) and am hit by the immense urge to stop playing, go to my kitchen and bake bread
I’m doing all the hearthfire cottage core stuff (as usual) and am hit by the immense urge to stop playing, go to my kitchen and bake bread
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Started a Skyrim play-through (had a massive Skyrim phase about 4 years back and felt like it’s time again)
I’m doing all the hearthfire cottage core stuff (as usual) and am hit by the immense urge to stop playing, go to my kitchen and bake bread
I’m doing all the hearthfire cottage core stuff (as usual) and am hit by the immense urge to stop playing, go to my kitchen and bake bread
Merry Christmas folks 😊
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Merry Christmas folks 😊
So I may have made a spreadsheet of every warhammer model I own / would like to own. Organised by rough size so I can work out storage solutions and then colour coded into Finished, Half Finished, Unassembled & Things I don’t own (yet)
I am very proud of this
I am very proud of this
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So I may have made a spreadsheet of every warhammer model I own / would like to own. Organised by rough size so I can work out storage solutions and then colour coded into Finished, Half Finished, Unassembled & Things I don’t own (yet)
I am very proud of this
I am very proud of this
Long day 😮💨
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Long day 😮💨
Left my diary in work for a few days and entered a state of child like ignorance not unlike Adam and Eve before they partook of the fruit of knowledge
People would ask me questions about my upcoming plans and I’d have to say “I don’know, I lift my brain in work”
People would ask me questions about my upcoming plans and I’d have to say “I don’know, I lift my brain in work”
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Left my diary in work for a few days and entered a state of child like ignorance not unlike Adam and Eve before they partook of the fruit of knowledge
People would ask me questions about my upcoming plans and I’d have to say “I don’know, I lift my brain in work”
People would ask me questions about my upcoming plans and I’d have to say “I don’know, I lift my brain in work”
Wild that the room can feel darker somehow and all I can bring myself to do is look at my phone and drink cups of tea,
only to realise it’s cause I haven’t eaten all day. (which is fixable)
only to realise it’s cause I haven’t eaten all day. (which is fixable)
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wild that the room can feel darker somehow and all I can bring myself to do is look at my phone and drink cups of tea,
only to realise it’s cause I haven’t eaten all day. (which is fixable)
only to realise it’s cause I haven’t eaten all day. (which is fixable)
Realized I forgot to have dinner today so 11pm fried eggs and bacon it is 😅
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Realized I forgot to have dinner today so 11pm fried eggs and bacon it is 😅
Just finished Brutal Cunnin. It was pretty great 😃
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just finished Brutal Cunnin. It was pretty great 😃
Having a French Martini Twist
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Having a French Martini Twist
It's bonfire night and the air smells like when you blow out birthday candles 🥰🕯️🕯️🕯️
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's bonfire night and the air smells like when you blow out birthday candles 🥰🕯️🕯️🕯️
Finally got to give a massage today after being ill for a week
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Finally got to give a massage today after being ill for a week
BF makin me sweet drinks 🥰 🍸
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
BF makin me sweet drinks 🥰 🍸
The phrase Lawfully Wedded Husband implies the existence of Naturally Wedded Husbands and Chaotically Wedded Husbands
>:)
>:)
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The phrase Lawfully Wedded Husband implies the existence of Naturally Wedded Husbands and Chaotically Wedded Husbands
>:)
>:)
Enjoying washing the “blood” out of my hair in the shower
(re-doing my roots)
(re-doing my roots)
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Enjoying washing the “blood” out of my hair in the shower
(re-doing my roots)
(re-doing my roots)