The Massage Witch
@themassagewitch.bsky.social
Hi, I'm The Massage Witch
Glasgow based
I do massage, I keep weird pets, I'm into wargames and Roleplay games and I dabble in witch stuff
Glasgow based
I do massage, I keep weird pets, I'm into wargames and Roleplay games and I dabble in witch stuff
Left my diary in work for a few days and entered a state of child like ignorance not unlike Adam and Eve before they partook of the fruit of knowledge
People would ask me questions about my upcoming plans and I’d have to say “I don’know, I lift my brain in work”
People would ask me questions about my upcoming plans and I’d have to say “I don’know, I lift my brain in work”
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Left my diary in work for a few days and entered a state of child like ignorance not unlike Adam and Eve before they partook of the fruit of knowledge
People would ask me questions about my upcoming plans and I’d have to say “I don’know, I lift my brain in work”
People would ask me questions about my upcoming plans and I’d have to say “I don’know, I lift my brain in work”
Wild that the room can feel darker somehow and all I can bring myself to do is look at my phone and drink cups of tea,
only to realise it’s cause I haven’t eaten all day. (which is fixable)
only to realise it’s cause I haven’t eaten all day. (which is fixable)
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wild that the room can feel darker somehow and all I can bring myself to do is look at my phone and drink cups of tea,
only to realise it’s cause I haven’t eaten all day. (which is fixable)
only to realise it’s cause I haven’t eaten all day. (which is fixable)
Realized I forgot to have dinner today so 11pm fried eggs and bacon it is 😅
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Realized I forgot to have dinner today so 11pm fried eggs and bacon it is 😅
Just finished Brutal Cunnin. It was pretty great 😃
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just finished Brutal Cunnin. It was pretty great 😃
Having a French Martini Twist
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Having a French Martini Twist
It's bonfire night and the air smells like when you blow out birthday candles 🥰🕯️🕯️🕯️
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's bonfire night and the air smells like when you blow out birthday candles 🥰🕯️🕯️🕯️
Finally got to give a massage today after being ill for a week
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Finally got to give a massage today after being ill for a week
BF makin me sweet drinks 🥰 🍸
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
BF makin me sweet drinks 🥰 🍸
The phrase Lawfully Wedded Husband implies the existence of Naturally Wedded Husbands and Chaotically Wedded Husbands
>:)
>:)
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The phrase Lawfully Wedded Husband implies the existence of Naturally Wedded Husbands and Chaotically Wedded Husbands
>:)
>:)
Enjoying washing the “blood” out of my hair in the shower
(re-doing my roots)
(re-doing my roots)
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Enjoying washing the “blood” out of my hair in the shower
(re-doing my roots)
(re-doing my roots)
One of my partners made me a cocktail he called a Marmamade With Love (also I'm finally reading the ethical slut)
September 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One of my partners made me a cocktail he called a Marmamade With Love (also I'm finally reading the ethical slut)
Got to see Sea Buckthorn over the weekend. Can't stress how much this plant looks like it's in greyscale
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Got to see Sea Buckthorn over the weekend. Can't stress how much this plant looks like it's in greyscale
Boy friend made me these decadent slutty juicy burgers 🤤💕
September 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Boy friend made me these decadent slutty juicy burgers 🤤💕
Been making a lot more of these Slaanesh doggos for a silly project that has taken over my mind
September 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Been making a lot more of these Slaanesh doggos for a silly project that has taken over my mind
The lone surviving murder/cannibal black cricket in their new forever home 😅
August 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The lone surviving murder/cannibal black cricket in their new forever home 😅
After having bought the wrong crickets once I can now say;
- brown crickets = little babies that grow up to be sweet wee singers
- black crickets = cannibal horror critters that smell bad and grow up to kill one-another
- brown crickets = little babies that grow up to be sweet wee singers
- black crickets = cannibal horror critters that smell bad and grow up to kill one-another
August 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
After having bought the wrong crickets once I can now say;
- brown crickets = little babies that grow up to be sweet wee singers
- black crickets = cannibal horror critters that smell bad and grow up to kill one-another
- brown crickets = little babies that grow up to be sweet wee singers
- black crickets = cannibal horror critters that smell bad and grow up to kill one-another
Started Piranesi 😎
August 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Started Piranesi 😎
Tried to get a pic of my guinea pig sleeping, only for him to assume I have food 😅
August 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tried to get a pic of my guinea pig sleeping, only for him to assume I have food 😅
Had a passion fruit martini 😋 (actually had two 🥂)
August 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Had a passion fruit martini 😋 (actually had two 🥂)
Window boxes are starting to look nice 😊
July 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Window boxes are starting to look nice 😊
The sedums that grow wild on my roof are flowering 😮
July 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The sedums that grow wild on my roof are flowering 😮
Saw multiple ladybirds today. Must be the time of year
July 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Saw multiple ladybirds today. Must be the time of year
Committed to trying to either selling my d&d models or using them more to justify keeping them. And now here I am hand drawing inch grids on a3 sheets of paper again 😑
July 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Committed to trying to either selling my d&d models or using them more to justify keeping them. And now here I am hand drawing inch grids on a3 sheets of paper again 😑