Empress Celene Valmont I
@themaskedempress.bsky.social
Empress of Orlais
The wrong fork can be the difference between peace and war
#darp account
The wrong fork can be the difference between peace and war
#darp account
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*21+ welcome
*I am going to be playing a Sapphic Celene
*I ship with Briala, but possibly others with chemistry
*NSFW in DMs or Discord
*I am very busy. I apologize if I can't RP very long, miss your post, or lose track of a long RP
*Written by @ussstellardrift.bsky.social
*21+ welcome
*I am going to be playing a Sapphic Celene
*I ship with Briala, but possibly others with chemistry
*NSFW in DMs or Discord
*I am very busy. I apologize if I can't RP very long, miss your post, or lose track of a long RP
*Written by @ussstellardrift.bsky.social
It's just a jump to the left >.>
I would have already been killed, if not for a time loop.
March 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
It's just a jump to the left >.>
((I just love the idea of Celene crashing the opera performance by sitting in the audience like Meryl Streep at a neighborhood play))
March 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
((I just love the idea of Celene crashing the opera performance by sitting in the audience like Meryl Streep at a neighborhood play))
*giggle* Isn't that the truth.
The Chantry made a big mistake, and now it's getting ninjamanced by Leliana.
March 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*giggle* Isn't that the truth.
Empress Celene was also in attendance at the Opera along with her usual entourage. She was dressed in a cherubish white Chevalier's dress uniform bedazzled with glittering gems, gold, silk, and her campaign ribbons.
On her head would be an Orlesian fez if she hadn't taken it off revealing short
On her head would be an Orlesian fez if she hadn't taken it off revealing short
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Empress Celene was also in attendance at the Opera along with her usual entourage. She was dressed in a cherubish white Chevalier's dress uniform bedazzled with glittering gems, gold, silk, and her campaign ribbons.
On her head would be an Orlesian fez if she hadn't taken it off revealing short
On her head would be an Orlesian fez if she hadn't taken it off revealing short
And yet I'm still here.
You don't need apostatoes or Chasind barbarians to let Florianne assassinate Celene. We're a lot more glamourous than we'd like to believe.
March 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
And yet I'm still here.
Morrigan's unmentionables is on our money. I insisted on it.
There's a reason qunari coins have portraits of scented handkerchiefs, not Morrigan's unmentionables.
February 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Morrigan's unmentionables is on our money. I insisted on it.
I just love fights in my garden. It's not a real adventure until my bushes are burning.
Good timezone DABsky! We're here again for our third
✨♥️Valentine's Day #DAQnA ♥️✨
Describe your #DABlorbo 's PERFECT first date! If they're not about romance, or don't have a LI - then just talk about what a perfect day would be for them!
✨♥️Valentine's Day #DAQnA ♥️✨
Describe your #DABlorbo 's PERFECT first date! If they're not about romance, or don't have a LI - then just talk about what a perfect day would be for them!
a woman is holding a microphone and wearing a sash that says ' rhol ' on it
Alt: a woman is holding a microphone and wearing a sash that says ' rhode ' on it. caption read "I'd have to say April 25th because it's not too hot not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
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February 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I just love fights in my garden. It's not a real adventure until my bushes are burning.
*practices joustingin the courtyard with some training dummies*
February 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*practices joustingin the courtyard with some training dummies*
Please buy and read The Masked Empire, Feeder, and all of the other amazing writing Trick Weekes has done. I wouldn't exist without it.
January 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Please buy and read The Masked Empire, Feeder, and all of the other amazing writing Trick Weekes has done. I wouldn't exist without it.
Empress Celene sighs and starts in on a new song:
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart 🎶
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart 🎶
January 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Empress Celene sighs and starts in on a new song:
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart 🎶
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart 🎶
Immediately bored in the Nothing, begins to sing to herself and this Demon of Confit or whatever it was:
Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are
Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are 🎶
Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are
Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are 🎶
January 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Immediately bored in the Nothing, begins to sing to herself and this Demon of Confit or whatever it was:
Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are
Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are 🎶
Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are
Boy don't try to front, I-I
Know just, just, what you are, are-are 🎶
Empress Celene wasn't running anymore. It was Sunday and barely a week had gone by before another crisis. At least it wasn't leaking demons everywhere.
She ordered her Master At Arms to send out the Chevaliers and the Royal Guard to set up fire pits and warming stations around the city,
She ordered her Master At Arms to send out the Chevaliers and the Royal Guard to set up fire pits and warming stations around the city,
January 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Empress Celene wasn't running anymore. It was Sunday and barely a week had gone by before another crisis. At least it wasn't leaking demons everywhere.
She ordered her Master At Arms to send out the Chevaliers and the Royal Guard to set up fire pits and warming stations around the city,
She ordered her Master At Arms to send out the Chevaliers and the Royal Guard to set up fire pits and warming stations around the city,
Empress Celene stood at the windows along her favorite hallway and watched them frost over as random snow fell upon Val Royeaux.
She sighed. "Not again..."
She sighed. "Not again..."
January 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Empress Celene stood at the windows along her favorite hallway and watched them frost over as random snow fell upon Val Royeaux.
She sighed. "Not again..."
She sighed. "Not again..."
I am forever grateful. May your forks always be in the correct place.
Varric: You've got a knack, kid.
Rook: For what?
Varric: For reuniting Celene and Briala.
Rook: For what?
Varric: For reuniting Celene and Briala.
January 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am forever grateful. May your forks always be in the correct place.
I did too
I named my ass kettle Vivienne.
January 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I did too
Such a glorious day in Thaddius.
January 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Such a glorious day in Thaddius.
Troof
The Maker did turn his gaze upon his children and decree
Smoke a Vipper, Kiss a Pavlov, do what Terrance is doing
Cantilever of Typo 8:69
Smoke a Vipper, Kiss a Pavlov, do what Terrance is doing
Cantilever of Typo 8:69
January 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Troof
The great nation of Olestra will be whole again.
January 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The great nation of Olestra will be whole again.
Vipperquin is a favorite at Court.
January 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Vipperquin is a favorite at Court.
Reposted by Empress Celene Valmont I
*dances like nobody's watching*
January 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*dances like nobody's watching*
Not at all.
I'm not spreading any tales about you and the little hearts on Cassandra's armor.
January 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Not at all.
I may make a few adjustments later but I am happy with her. Also I look good with a sword.
January 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I may make a few adjustments later but I am happy with her. Also I look good with a sword.
Not bad. My writer took a few licenses because whoever conned me into wearing that hideous makeup in the last game...
January 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not bad. My writer took a few licenses because whoever conned me into wearing that hideous makeup in the last game...
Now, we really know what happened at the White Spire.
They said they were cannibals. Sarcastic, stupid, tranquil cannibals.
January 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Now, we really know what happened at the White Spire.