The Silly Goose Myth
@themarthamyth.bsky.social
Former silly goose turned ungovernable.
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
First instinct was to say 9 but I’m actually a 1.
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
First instinct was to say 9 but I’m actually a 1.
The president’s speech at the G20 Summit.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The president’s speech at the G20 Summit.
One in each hand = balanced.
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One in each hand = balanced.
First time you apologise for the sauce, I’m sure.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
First time you apologise for the sauce, I’m sure.
If I ever meet Mork, I insist he wears them disco boots.
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If I ever meet Mork, I insist he wears them disco boots.
Can I have fries with that?
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Can I have fries with that?
It’s fantastic!
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s fantastic!
Makes you wish those handles were electrified. Just enough for their lives to flash them by and give them second thoughts.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Makes you wish those handles were electrified. Just enough for their lives to flash them by and give them second thoughts.
Someone once bent the door away from the frame to get into my car for the radio. Pain in the ass to fix.
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Someone once bent the door away from the frame to get into my car for the radio. Pain in the ass to fix.
Fucking cunt - not you, obvs.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fucking cunt - not you, obvs.
Happy birthday!
homer simpson is sitting at a table with a birthday cake and candles in front of him .
ALT: homer simpson is sitting at a table with a birthday cake and candles in front of him .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Happy birthday!
I’ve read the books. Can’t decide if I’d watch it. Probably will.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’ve read the books. Can’t decide if I’d watch it. Probably will.
Took me a while to make peace with such an instance. 🫂
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Took me a while to make peace with such an instance. 🫂
Happy happy Stu!
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Happy happy Stu!
They’re due on delivery. This particular client is a bit flaky. I’ll check with her on Friday. I just want to buy a dress or two for December.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
They’re due on delivery. This particular client is a bit flaky. I’ll check with her on Friday. I just want to buy a dress or two for December.