The Silly Goose Myth
@themarthamyth.bsky.social
Former silly goose turned ungovernable.
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Pinned
Want an enormous cheese burger and some fizz.
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Want an enormous cheese burger and some fizz.
Birthday in three weeks. Still browsing for dresses. Would’ve loved to book myself a spa day. Or something fun. A staycation, but it’s peak season. I just want some few nice things.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Birthday in three weeks. Still browsing for dresses. Would’ve loved to book myself a spa day. Or something fun. A staycation, but it’s peak season. I just want some few nice things.
I see Jo’burg’s gonna be fucked over again this summer.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I see Jo’burg’s gonna be fucked over again this summer.
Contemplating making some hot chocolate, but I should probably just go to bed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Contemplating making some hot chocolate, but I should probably just go to bed.
Just had a thought (audiobook mentioned airport Toblerone) - everyone can crowdfund so @justj1974.bsky.social can get me a giant Toblerone when he visits SA again.
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just had a thought (audiobook mentioned airport Toblerone) - everyone can crowdfund so @justj1974.bsky.social can get me a giant Toblerone when he visits SA again.
Knitting tonight. It’s been a while. Finding it a little boring.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Knitting tonight. It’s been a while. Finding it a little boring.
How long do I have to wait before asking when my invoice will be paid? I’m so tired of everything.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How long do I have to wait before asking when my invoice will be paid? I’m so tired of everything.
I don’t know if I would be ok wearing heels again once I have my new hips, but I’d love these.
Serafina Stride Heels
Confidence That Carries You Effortlessly There’s something about a good pair of heels that makes you walk a little taller — not just in height, but in spirit. This is one of those rare finds from our ...
avarose-johannesburg.co.za
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t know if I would be ok wearing heels again once I have my new hips, but I’d love these.
147/90. We’re getting there.
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
147/90. We’re getting there.
Fucking rain storm. Can it not?
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fucking rain storm. Can it not?
Want to knit, but also so tired. Guess I’ll browse for birthday dresses. Oh, the hardship.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Want to knit, but also so tired. Guess I’ll browse for birthday dresses. Oh, the hardship.
Anyone in touch with Zebra? Please let her know we miss her and hope she’s doing well.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Anyone in touch with Zebra? Please let her know we miss her and hope she’s doing well.
Today I’ve thought about some people on here and
a) some people are really committed to their grudge and not interested in sincere apologies;
b) if you’re going to be a fucking miserable cunt, I don’t want to be a bit in your misery. So I’m not going to fuck off, but you can.
a) some people are really committed to their grudge and not interested in sincere apologies;
b) if you’re going to be a fucking miserable cunt, I don’t want to be a bit in your misery. So I’m not going to fuck off, but you can.
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Today I’ve thought about some people on here and
a) some people are really committed to their grudge and not interested in sincere apologies;
b) if you’re going to be a fucking miserable cunt, I don’t want to be a bit in your misery. So I’m not going to fuck off, but you can.
a) some people are really committed to their grudge and not interested in sincere apologies;
b) if you’re going to be a fucking miserable cunt, I don’t want to be a bit in your misery. So I’m not going to fuck off, but you can.
Look at the Rand flexing!
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Look at the Rand flexing!
Wow. That was unnecessary. Guess I’ll just fuck off then, yeah?
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Wow. That was unnecessary. Guess I’ll just fuck off then, yeah?
I needed a laugh today.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I needed a laugh today.
Deleting some old pics off the phone. There was a time I was actually able to apply false eyelashes and draw a cat eye.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Deleting some old pics off the phone. There was a time I was actually able to apply false eyelashes and draw a cat eye.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Being inappropriate
2. Being a silly goose
3. Cake
1. Being inappropriate
2. Being a silly goose
3. Cake
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Howard
2. Cheese
3. Japanese kitchen knives
1. Howard
2. Cheese
3. Japanese kitchen knives
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Margo
2. Typos in alt
3. 28 eggs
1. Margo
2. Typos in alt
3. 28 eggs
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Being inappropriate
2. Being a silly goose
3. Cake
1. Being inappropriate
2. Being a silly goose
3. Cake
Uhm, so I need a calendar for 2026. For the puppies. Honest.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Uhm, so I need a calendar for 2026. For the puppies. Honest.
Whomst buys a private school sandwich for R90?! (Not me! Got myself a public school tuck shop special: ham and cheese on white.)
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Whomst buys a private school sandwich for R90?! (Not me! Got myself a public school tuck shop special: ham and cheese on white.)
Contemplating going to bed. Yes, I know it’s not even 17:00. But I slept so poorly on account of not breathing. And I need to be at the office by 10 tomorrow. Also, rainy weather is hell on the hip.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Contemplating going to bed. Yes, I know it’s not even 17:00. But I slept so poorly on account of not breathing. And I need to be at the office by 10 tomorrow. Also, rainy weather is hell on the hip.
Came across some of the stories my brother wrote among my grandfather’s. Annoyed men endlessly. Also found a few notes from when my grandfather was diagnosed with cancer. He battled it for over four years. I didn’t expect that. It was an unexpected and unwelcome blow to read.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Came across some of the stories my brother wrote among my grandfather’s. Annoyed men endlessly. Also found a few notes from when my grandfather was diagnosed with cancer. He battled it for over four years. I didn’t expect that. It was an unexpected and unwelcome blow to read.
Not sure how I’m going to decipher my granddad’s chicken scratch handwriting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Not sure how I’m going to decipher my granddad’s chicken scratch handwriting.
Just as I was considering going for a coffee and pastry after lunch, the power returned. Thank the pope for little miracles.
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Just as I was considering going for a coffee and pastry after lunch, the power returned. Thank the pope for little miracles.
Wish I had tea. But not in he mood to get rained on shuffling over to the parentals’ for water. They’ve got a gas stove. I have a little camping gas stove, but I’m also not in the mood to set that up.
I’m spread over several pillows under to my velvet shawl, feeling very sorry for myself.
I’m spread over several pillows under to my velvet shawl, feeling very sorry for myself.
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Wish I had tea. But not in he mood to get rained on shuffling over to the parentals’ for water. They’ve got a gas stove. I have a little camping gas stove, but I’m also not in the mood to set that up.
I’m spread over several pillows under to my velvet shawl, feeling very sorry for myself.
I’m spread over several pillows under to my velvet shawl, feeling very sorry for myself.