Amanda Payne
@themaddcraftr.bsky.social
Wife, Mother, Pagan, Unrepentant crafter of all things. SAHM mom and unholy combination of Suzy Homemaker and MacGuyver. I bake, sew, and fix stuff. Avid fan of all things Weird.
I also dabble in fanfiction for shits, giggles, and stress relief.
I also dabble in fanfiction for shits, giggles, and stress relief.
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula
October 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Pope Pork Chop VI
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.
Pope Ricola II
Pope Ricola II
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.
Pope Pickle Spear V is fine 🤷♀️
Pope Pickle Spear V is fine 🤷♀️
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Pope Pork Chop VI
Figured I'd go ahead and drop this here as well =) Based on Mundayme's Seven Nights and the song from Greatest Showman of the same title.
archiveofourown.org/works/62713966
archiveofourown.org/works/62713966
February 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Figured I'd go ahead and drop this here as well =) Based on Mundayme's Seven Nights and the song from Greatest Showman of the same title.
archiveofourown.org/works/62713966
archiveofourown.org/works/62713966
Dropping into some major angst, keep the tissues handy and don't read if you haven't watched Mastermind yet!
archiveofourown.org/works/61017526
(I know I could make a second account for fanfics, but I'll admit that I'm kind of lazy)
archiveofourown.org/works/61017526
(I know I could make a second account for fanfics, but I'll admit that I'm kind of lazy)
December 2, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Dropping into some major angst, keep the tissues handy and don't read if you haven't watched Mastermind yet!
archiveofourown.org/works/61017526
(I know I could make a second account for fanfics, but I'll admit that I'm kind of lazy)
archiveofourown.org/works/61017526
(I know I could make a second account for fanfics, but I'll admit that I'm kind of lazy)
My husband kinda sorta let me loose on my own in a 5below...
There might also be a mermaid Hello Kitty squishmallow.
There might also be a mermaid Hello Kitty squishmallow.
November 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
My husband kinda sorta let me loose on my own in a 5below...
There might also be a mermaid Hello Kitty squishmallow.
There might also be a mermaid Hello Kitty squishmallow.
Reposted by Amanda Payne
did it hurt? when you fell from twitter to twitter 2
November 14, 2024 at 3:31 AM
did it hurt? when you fell from twitter to twitter 2
I finished something else! Although if anyone remembers who created the open ended apple picking challenge in early to mid-ish September can you let me know please? I cannot for the life of me remember!
archiveofourown.org/works/60142474
archiveofourown.org/works/60142474
For a Few Pies More - cynical_housewife - Helluva Boss (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 29, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I finished something else! Although if anyone remembers who created the open ended apple picking challenge in early to mid-ish September can you let me know please? I cannot for the life of me remember!
archiveofourown.org/works/60142474
archiveofourown.org/works/60142474
Oops, I didn't again.
Started a sequel to a fic that isn't done.
Except this time it's a sequel to the sequel of the fic that isn't done 🤦
Started a sequel to a fic that isn't done.
Except this time it's a sequel to the sequel of the fic that isn't done 🤦
October 20, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Oops, I didn't again.
Started a sequel to a fic that isn't done.
Except this time it's a sequel to the sequel of the fic that isn't done 🤦
Started a sequel to a fic that isn't done.
Except this time it's a sequel to the sequel of the fic that isn't done 🤦
I almost feel bad for laughing at this.... almost
“When one door closes, another opens.”
— Boeing
— Boeing
January 9, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I almost feel bad for laughing at this.... almost
*sigh* What I dislike most about the fact that New Years is at the time of year when it get's dark early. It's still light enough that I can make out the trees, but dark enough to be considered "dark", and I just heard the first bang of fire works.
This is going to be a long night.
This is going to be a long night.
December 31, 2023 at 10:47 PM
*sigh* What I dislike most about the fact that New Years is at the time of year when it get's dark early. It's still light enough that I can make out the trees, but dark enough to be considered "dark", and I just heard the first bang of fire works.
This is going to be a long night.
This is going to be a long night.
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
December 29, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
Only thing missing is the "Hopkinsville or bust!" sign.
December 27, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Only thing missing is the "Hopkinsville or bust!" sign.
Proving my bio right, one DIY project at a time.
December 20, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Proving my bio right, one DIY project at a time.
"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah"
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah"
December 6, 2023 at 2:36 AM
"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah"
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah"
My knitting machine probably hates me right now, but I managed to successfully make a sushi scarf.
December 6, 2023 at 2:24 AM
My knitting machine probably hates me right now, but I managed to successfully make a sushi scarf.
My craft room needs a serious purge....
The current needed item missing? A 4 volt driver that is used with a circular knitting machine.
Sounds lazy, I know, but there is no way I'm going to be able to crank out around 300 rows on my own.
The current needed item missing? A 4 volt driver that is used with a circular knitting machine.
Sounds lazy, I know, but there is no way I'm going to be able to crank out around 300 rows on my own.
December 3, 2023 at 11:00 PM
My craft room needs a serious purge....
The current needed item missing? A 4 volt driver that is used with a circular knitting machine.
Sounds lazy, I know, but there is no way I'm going to be able to crank out around 300 rows on my own.
The current needed item missing? A 4 volt driver that is used with a circular knitting machine.
Sounds lazy, I know, but there is no way I'm going to be able to crank out around 300 rows on my own.
7ft tree in a room with 8ft ceilings.
Oops, but I love this tree.
Oops, but I love this tree.
December 2, 2023 at 7:37 PM
7ft tree in a room with 8ft ceilings.
Oops, but I love this tree.
Oops, but I love this tree.
Reposted by Amanda Payne
The holiday hangover is real.
November 26, 2023 at 10:38 PM
The holiday hangover is real.
Pumpkin Bread - check
Cherry Cheese Cream Pie - Check
Macaroni and Cheese - Check
Laundry...... ummm, what laundry?
Cherry Cheese Cream Pie - Check
Macaroni and Cheese - Check
Laundry...... ummm, what laundry?
November 23, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Pumpkin Bread - check
Cherry Cheese Cream Pie - Check
Macaroni and Cheese - Check
Laundry...... ummm, what laundry?
Cherry Cheese Cream Pie - Check
Macaroni and Cheese - Check
Laundry...... ummm, what laundry?
So I have a small lemon tree in a pot that my MIL gave me for my birthday back in May, discovered the other day that its got these little buds on them. Not sure if it's flower or fruit though, I've never had a citrus tree.
November 22, 2023 at 5:41 PM
So I have a small lemon tree in a pot that my MIL gave me for my birthday back in May, discovered the other day that its got these little buds on them. Not sure if it's flower or fruit though, I've never had a citrus tree.
Are the holidays over yet?
I'm ready for the holidays to be over.
But I would like to wish a special fuck you to the spider that bit me on my left hip. It hurts like hell and I'm running a fever because of it.
I'm ready for the holidays to be over.
But I would like to wish a special fuck you to the spider that bit me on my left hip. It hurts like hell and I'm running a fever because of it.
November 16, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Are the holidays over yet?
I'm ready for the holidays to be over.
But I would like to wish a special fuck you to the spider that bit me on my left hip. It hurts like hell and I'm running a fever because of it.
I'm ready for the holidays to be over.
But I would like to wish a special fuck you to the spider that bit me on my left hip. It hurts like hell and I'm running a fever because of it.
I'm a Pagan, I don't even believe in the Devil.
But there are things that have to been created by the Devil.
The top three I've found so far...
-Bamboo
-Poison Ivy
-Stinkbugs.
Admittedly, stinkbugs should be first on that list though.
But there are things that have to been created by the Devil.
The top three I've found so far...
-Bamboo
-Poison Ivy
-Stinkbugs.
Admittedly, stinkbugs should be first on that list though.
November 12, 2023 at 11:07 PM
I'm a Pagan, I don't even believe in the Devil.
But there are things that have to been created by the Devil.
The top three I've found so far...
-Bamboo
-Poison Ivy
-Stinkbugs.
Admittedly, stinkbugs should be first on that list though.
But there are things that have to been created by the Devil.
The top three I've found so far...
-Bamboo
-Poison Ivy
-Stinkbugs.
Admittedly, stinkbugs should be first on that list though.