Amanda Payne
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Amanda Payne
@themaddcraftr.bsky.social
Wife, Mother, Pagan, Unrepentant crafter of all things. SAHM mom and unholy combination of Suzy Homemaker and MacGuyver. I bake, sew, and fix stuff. Avid fan of all things Weird.
I also dabble in fanfiction for shits, giggles, and stress relief.
Figured I'd go ahead and drop this here as well =) Based on Mundayme's Seven Nights and the song from Greatest Showman of the same title.
archiveofourown.org/works/62713966
February 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dropping into some major angst, keep the tissues handy and don't read if you haven't watched Mastermind yet!

archiveofourown.org/works/61017526

(I know I could make a second account for fanfics, but I'll admit that I'm kind of lazy)
December 2, 2024 at 10:17 PM
November 17, 2024 at 1:43 AM
My husband kinda sorta let me loose on my own in a 5below...
There might also be a mermaid Hello Kitty squishmallow.
November 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
December 29, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Only thing missing is the "Hopkinsville or bust!" sign.
December 27, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Proving my bio right, one DIY project at a time.
December 20, 2023 at 9:30 PM
December 9, 2023 at 7:40 PM
December 9, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Ugh, this makes disturbingly clear sense 1/3
December 9, 2023 at 7:40 PM
"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah"
December 6, 2023 at 2:36 AM
My knitting machine probably hates me right now, but I managed to successfully make a sushi scarf.
December 6, 2023 at 2:24 AM
7ft tree in a room with 8ft ceilings.
Oops, but I love this tree.
December 2, 2023 at 7:37 PM
So I have a small lemon tree in a pot that my MIL gave me for my birthday back in May, discovered the other day that its got these little buds on them. Not sure if it's flower or fruit though, I've never had a citrus tree.
November 22, 2023 at 5:41 PM