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Ayr Jordan
@theloosestforward.bsky.social
Fumbling balls & bad bitches since 1993.
Used to be Loose & Forward, at a couple of different handles. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 New🏰, Edinburgh
And blood shows up on it
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
England legend Martin Bayfield goes to watch England training, featuring Henry Pollock
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
6'10 Rugby player Martin Bayfield was a body double in the originals

Would be funny if they got 6'9 rugby player, also called Nick Frost, to be the body double this time
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) as the new Hagrid

"You're a Policeman Officer Harry"

"Let's go to Hagrid's Hut & wait for this all to blow over"

"What do you wanna watch first, Point Break or Bad Boys 2?"
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) as the new Hagrid

"You're a Policeman Officer Harry"

"Let's go to Hagrid's Hut & wait for this all to blow over"

"What do you wanna watch first, Point Break or Bad Boys 2?"
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Could they not just do an oil change?
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hollup. Is van Staden the hooker cover?
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Not quite
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Is this AI?
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
With Chris Robshaw going on Strictly,

6 7 has become the word of the year

Who's your favorite 6 7 combo?
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
4 Lions starting, 6 on the bench

England really leaning in to the Pom Squad
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Italy South Africa
England New Zealand
Wales Japan
France Fiji
Ireland Australia ➕
Scotland Argentina!
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Elton John after playing (on his own) against 15 men of Gloucester Rugby:

"I'm still standing"
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Was the URC based on a line from Peep Show?
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Was the URC based on a Peep Show scene?
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Seems he and McKenzie have bled more in the white jerseys

This would be such a good Halloween fit
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is that enough to move us above Aus in the ranking?
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
...ALIENS!
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
...ALIENS!
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Are both New Zealand centre's named after English rugby teams?

Leicester Quins?
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Marcus Smith always seems to get picked at 15 against Fiji
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM