Llama God
@thellamagod.bsky.social
Six-winged god of llamas. Green. Conjunx Endura of @jobot935.bsky.social . Many Bothans died and many rich idiots showed their asses to bring you these... bleats? Which are all his own. Ofc. He/him.
Sewesanne takes you down, to her grave near the river…
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sewesanne takes you down, to her grave near the river…
I’m fortunate in that I grew up down there and am used to the taste and can survive it. But it wasn’t until I moved up here that I realised that water could actually, y’know, be *nice*…
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m fortunate in that I grew up down there and am used to the taste and can survive it. But it wasn’t until I moved up here that I realised that water could actually, y’know, be *nice*…
We’ll be going down to visit my parents in the South of England for Christmas, and my Conjunx has already started bottling enough water to last us for the whole trip…
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We’ll be going down to visit my parents in the South of England for Christmas, and my Conjunx has already started bottling enough water to last us for the whole trip…
I mean, it was okay, but they were just coasting on a mediocre cover of that Michael Jackson song.
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I mean, it was okay, but they were just coasting on a mediocre cover of that Michael Jackson song.
Except for this, which asks many questions, starting with: Why does she have a puppet of her boyfriend’s dad..?
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Except for this, which asks many questions, starting with: Why does she have a puppet of her boyfriend’s dad..?
Can I let this be my final bleet for The Desolation of Smaug? I mean, it seems pretty apt, so sure.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Can I let this be my final bleet for The Desolation of Smaug? I mean, it seems pretty apt, so sure.
The sex dwarf fails no nut November.
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The sex dwarf fails no nut November.
Shot of the film.
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Shot of the film.
“My name… is Smaug.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“My name… is Smaug.”
Yes, I know she has a thing for hot messes, but this is a bit desperate - you’re not going to win your ex back…
#TROPRewatch
#TROPRewatch
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yes, I know she has a thing for hot messes, but this is a bit desperate - you’re not going to win your ex back…
#TROPRewatch
#TROPRewatch
Non-white characters? In a Tolkien adaptation? What sort of woke nonsense is this?!
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Non-white characters? In a Tolkien adaptation? What sort of woke nonsense is this?!
Now this is why his show has been cancelled - he wasn’t a decent enough servant of an egotistical despot.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Now this is why his show has been cancelled - he wasn’t a decent enough servant of an egotistical despot.
Sorry William, you’re a couple of thousand years too late to wrest control of the vineyard from Celebrimbor… #TRoPRewatch
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sorry William, you’re a couple of thousand years too late to wrest control of the vineyard from Celebrimbor… #TRoPRewatch
Ah, Alfrid. A character that Tolkien could not have created… because Tolkien was a competent storyteller.
Fuck off, Alfrid.
Fuck off, Alfrid.
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ah, Alfrid. A character that Tolkien could not have created… because Tolkien was a competent storyteller.
Fuck off, Alfrid.
Fuck off, Alfrid.
Everyone enjoys that river, as @jobot935.bsky.social will attest…
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Everyone enjoys that river, as @jobot935.bsky.social will attest…
The High Fells. So called because it’s where fellas go to greet each other. Maybe.
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The High Fells. So called because it’s where fellas go to greet each other. Maybe.
Because studio executives are grasping, creatively barren morons.
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Because studio executives are grasping, creatively barren morons.
I watch The Desolation of Smaug for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I watch The Desolation of Smaug for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
“Why don’t we use these prequels to take a beloved character and make everyone sick of the sight of him, and actively loathe him?” This is why executives are paid the big moneys.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“Why don’t we use these prequels to take a beloved character and make everyone sick of the sight of him, and actively loathe him?” This is why executives are paid the big moneys.
They bearly got those doors closed in time.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They bearly got those doors closed in time.
(I know. It was never going to be Oropher. But it would have been funny.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
(I know. It was never going to be Oropher. But it would have been funny.)
*angrily screws up into a ball his bingo card that just has “Oropher” written in every square and throws it in the bin*
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
*angrily screws up into a ball his bingo card that just has “Oropher” written in every square and throws it in the bin*