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Llama God
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Six-winged god of llamas. Green. Conjunx Endura of @jobot935.bsky.social . Many Bothans died and many rich idiots showed their asses to bring you these... bleats? Which are all his own. Ofc. He/him.
Except for this, which asks many questions, starting with: Why does she have a puppet of her boyfriend’s dad..?
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The sex dwarf fails no nut November.
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shot of the film.
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“My name… is Smaug.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yes, I know she has a thing for hot messes, but this is a bit desperate - you’re not going to win your ex back…
#TROPRewatch
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Non-white characters? In a Tolkien adaptation? What sort of woke nonsense is this?!
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Now this is why his show has been cancelled - he wasn’t a decent enough servant of an egotistical despot.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sorry William, you’re a couple of thousand years too late to wrest control of the vineyard from Celebrimbor… #TRoPRewatch
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ah, Alfrid. A character that Tolkien could not have created… because Tolkien was a competent storyteller.

Fuck off, Alfrid.
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Everyone enjoys that river, as @jobot935.bsky.social will attest…
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The High Fells. So called because it’s where fellas go to greet each other. Maybe.
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Because studio executives are grasping, creatively barren morons.
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I watch The Desolation of Smaug for the plot.
The plot:
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“Why don’t we use these prequels to take a beloved character and make everyone sick of the sight of him, and actively loathe him?” This is why executives are paid the big moneys.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They bearly got those doors closed in time.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Saturday night, so time to continue our journey through Jackson’s Tolkienverse, with the most important prequel: Carrotman Begins!
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A few minutes ago they were happy to see the back of Galadriel, now they’re pledging themselves to go to war with her. I’m not saying that this is an island of easily-swayed idiots, but as someone with some experience of those things…
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
People say that this series isn’t true to Tolkien, but stone singers, using the music that is in the actual bones of the world, could not be any more Tolkien.
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Legolas wishes.

I wonder if Oropher told his grandson tales of the elfiest elf that ever did elf..?
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
One of my main problems with the adaptations is how they treat the Palantirs as naturally cursed god balls, instead of the misused long-distance communication devices that they originally were. The latter is much more interesting, not to mention much more relevant.
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yes, I know exactly why you want to gift that to Elrond.
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
*Doom guy grunting noises*
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“The orcs call me daddy.” They’re not the only ones.
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Barca, havs Isildur and the rest of them sent to the mines!
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Elendilf’s terrible dad humour just makes me love him more.
#TROPRewatch
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM